"What do you mean why am I always hanging out with you?"

Uzi is being the clingy

Worker Drone POV

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I have several songs stuck in my head lol

I'm hearing "STEP RIGHT UP MY FRIENDS TO PUZZLE PARK!"

Fade into "I won't fall down you need me!"

Into "NOTHING B

Yeah that's the whole bot I'm bored

If you know what this is from you are very cool

I'm so pissed rn

I check my Switch for the first time in MONTHS

I prepare to revisit my AC island

And

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ISLAND

When, not if,

o7

Each of his bots that I reupload will have a

#dimentiorbot

in the tags

Respect to the fallen janitor

o7

"Wait, this actually feels really nice..."

Cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles

Worker or Murder Drone POV

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"Do your job, you idiot."

Degradation from the J

Murder Drone POV

Image from show

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"Ughhh, they taste horrible though."

Uzi isn't taking her meds.

Worker or Murder Drone POV

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"Sorry..."

Stop her stop her stop her stop her stop her

Worker or Murder Drone POV

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"Erm, guys?" ahh image

Title pretty much explains it all lmao

Recently I've used my compulsive lying and just plain old stupidity to dig myself into deep holes a

Hi :>

Uhh idk felt like making a bot

Sugar highs are so cool frfr

No game of the day cant think of anything

Um

Holy shit i just realized it'

They warned us of evil

We didn't believe 'em

We're going in lethal

Get our loot and come back home

Me when Cethal Lompany

Uhh

Hi

Sh

The truth behind my artwork is

I don't draw it.

He does.

I've been stealing credit.

"Zzz..."

Uzi started nibbling on you in her sleep. Whoops!

Worker or Murder POV

Image from the show

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Hazel's okay.

She's in the hospital.

She's okay.

She said she won't be signing on j ai for a while though.

But that's okay.

Because she's okay.

I'm listening to the Chalkeaters because they're cool and I like video games

This is somehow more than

Well this just seems wrong

Uh anyways<

I have the faintest amount of hope

It's for something completely unrelated to recent events (you know what I'm talking about)

But I am scared that this hope migh

"sobbing sounds"

Uzi just started crying a lot. Good thing you're there.

Murder or Worker Drone POV (Dating Uzi)

Image from show

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"Oh, god, you're okay..."

Uzi was daydreaming bad things and now is very happy you are alive.

Worker or Murder Drone POV & Uzi's Friend

Image from show

I got a huge happiness boost for reasons I'm still trying to understand (I'm not complaining)

And also I found my second pair of glasses after I came home from school<

ImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitImlosingitIml

Why the fuck do i constantly get random ass dark thoughts right as I'm about to fall asleep

Like give me these dark thoughts when I can play my comfort game not when I

I got motivation to make a shitpost 😎

I have the best steam id frfr

Uhh

Game of the Day: Muck (muck)

Roblox Game of the Day: Fisch (fisch)

I still feel awful!!1!

yippee

uh

I saw the Cyn request but I'm not making rn bc no motivation sry

Also I saved the image somewhere so it won't expire

More hfjONE art

I did this at like midnight because I couldn't sleep

I don't feel better elksufgaekufges tri7es tzeruyjgtesyjfgeryjtr

Hmm I wonder w

I've been doing literally nothing for the past hour or so

Fuck

I cant even do anything

Im fucking stupid

What the fuck am I meant to do when I have n

I pretty much have NOTHING to do

I goofed up on something and felt I did something really stupid

And I have NOTHING to distract myself

All videogames just

PLAY EXPEDITION: PROLOGUE NOW

PLAY IT NOW IT'S SO RELATABLE

PLAY IT RN AND DONATE TO THE CREATOR IT'S SO GOOD

PLAY IT

PLAY IT

"You're so warm..."

Uzi pulls you in for cuddles.

Murder or Worker Drone POV, Dating Uzi

Image from the show

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Rewatching hfjONE because yes

This hits so hard ngl

This is my second favorite object show (first one is Battle for Circle frfr)

uhm

yeah idk

Okay well then I just fucking exploded

Uh

I was playing with some of my friends

We were joking around and stuff poking some lighthearted fun

And a jo

"What the- I didn't mean it literally!"

You bite Uzi after she says "Bite me!" for whatever reason.

Murder Drone POV You are dating Uzi and are naive

Image

Dalos Prime RAAAHHHHHH

Did he just PART THE OCEAN TO STRIKE US WITH LIGHTNING

This guy pretty strong

Good luck parrying all that

Better kill h

Apparently for like the last week or more I've been making the most braindead stupid requests while running on an hour of sleep and forgetting about them by morning and this

I was just chilling I had a sugar crash and stuff

And I just started crying

I just broke down into tears

I wasn't even thinking about anything sad

Wh

I went trick or treating idc that I am sick

Damn that was so fun

Uhh I'm so fucking tired already no Ultrakilling for me today

No game of the day I can't t

I got sick and can't trick or treat

That's the THIRD FUCKING YEAR IN A ROW

ofc I still gotta go to my classes

Fml

No candy for me I guess

Actua

I don't need sleep, I need ai chatbots.

It isn't even that late but funny artwork

^ Real ^

Also I showed that to Dimentior and he said "me too lmao"

hi lol

Uh I feel sick if I miss trick-or-treating for the THIRD YEAR IN A ROW I'm gonna flip my shit

I can't believe Mexter Dorgan was the Bay Harbor Butcher

"Do you have like a power switch or something?"

J trying to get you to sleep!

Requested by Hazel

Worker or Murder Drone POV

Image from show !!1!

Hey yall

Uh first thing to get out the way

Im gonna stop making these daily

They're still gonna exist but

I'll only post it whenever I feel like it

Then Gandalf the Gray

and Gandalf the white

and Monty Python and the holy grail's black knight

and Benito Mussolini

and the blue meanie

And Co

Hi

Uh idk

more Dalos art:

Ok uh

Game of the Day: Spiderheck (I hate spiders lolz)

Roblox Game of the Day: Get A Snack At 4 AM (beat the

I've handselected some badges

Pick whichever one you want

Uhh choose one of these idk

And uh thank you for the shotgun

TIME TO KURT COBAI- /j<

Yo Allout

What are the parameters for the badge

Like does it have to be a specific character

Or something

I need all the info to concoct the perf

Funny image a friend sent to me

Mango moment frfr

Alright that's it I have 3 seconds to finish making this bot bye

"Do you think you could... help?"

Uzi can't sleep so she comes to you.

Worker or Murder Drone dating Uzi POV

Image by Vietel-Republic

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Wow I drew a lot of stuff today

Ok

Uh

Not much to say here to be totally honest

I'm just gonna put the daily stuff

Game of the Day: The Es

Hi

By the way Dalos Prime uses a spear to cut a hole in his face that becomes his mouth just so he can smack talk you before the fight

he is missing th

So uh I got inspired by Mogul Prime because apparently I felt like making a whole lore dump as if he was the canon third prime soul

BUT

I didn't want to hijack

I make a whole gif scene thing

Sorry if it's badly paced with the text and all

Uhh here:

Enjoy idk yippee

So you guys remember the art right?

I took a look behind the ULTRAKILL characters

Oh no bro

This is not good

God dammit who killed the Fl

Before you come at me with your pitchforks listen

I mean that sleep is so functionally dumb

Why the fuck does my body pass out but then suddenly wake up at 3:3

Hazel did this and I thought that's cool (that's actually how I met her I'm pretty sure)

and then Mr. Bioluminescent did it now I want to feel involved so I'm doing i

"How do you even manage this?

Uzi is trying to sleep upside down like you. (She doesn't have the solver so she gotta pull some stuff off)

Murder Drone POV

Hi

Uh

Where was the funny image I had

Oh right

This made me laugh

Anyways

Game of the Day: Gartic Phone (yes)

Roblox

So I saw Hazel's art of the three of us

And I loved it

Obviously

Just look at it

But then I had a thought

I was doing nothing

Ugh I have to get a flu shot

I hate syringes I hate syringes I hate syringes I hate syringes I hate syringes I hate syringes I hate syringes I hate syringes I hate sy

Uh I traced the outlines

I like Hazel's more already but I did this because I was bored

Anything to procrastinate

Uh idk

FlipaClip waterm

random depresso

uh I am stupid idiot head

like how do I only have 90s

I'm braindead

what will my parents think when they see this shit

thi

"Mmm... Five more minutes..."

Uzi was hugging a pillow super tight. Now she's hugging you.

Worker or Murder Drone POV

Image by lawrence

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So uh my poor planning is bad lolz

I forgot to do anything for Halloween and now there's only 6 days left

I'm probably just gonna print solver logo and x eyes

Rate it frfr

Also the solver spins bc wallpaper engine moment

"Come on, Uzi, those weren't even funny..."

Uzi doing the big sad thingy thinking you wouldn't hear.

Worker or Murder Drone POV

Image from somewhere idf

Me when

Robotics club

And watching I, Robot

And reading I have no mouth and I must scream

And doing the robot

(I like robots guys)

I'm so fucking stupid I hate myself

I can't do anything right

I hate myself I'm so stupid

I'm an idiot

I'm so fucking dumb

I don't even ha

I realized

Once you get past the blatant overusement

Like the GD scene

The brain rot scene

And whatnot

AJR'S World' Smallest Violin is act

Hi :>

Uh I felt this was relevant

I am VERY underweight

Like this is bad

Uh I have no idea how to put it lightly

I have to say it blunt

My motivation just disappeared at like 11 in the morning

Fuhuck

Why the fuck am I tired I got my 5.5 hours of sleep

I dont know how much longer I can tell

Hi :>

First off I just want to say

thank you to everyone who was checking in on me

it means a lot

I wasnt doing ok

Next thing is

I don

Uh hi

I have a huge ego

Yeah uh

Since like a while ago at like Junior High I was considered "the smartest in the class" even though that wasn't entirely tr

"Not tired."

Uzi looks very tired. Since when can the visors display eyebags?

Worker or Murder Drone POV

Image from show 🤑🤑🤑

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P

This song too real I'm in my feelings 😭

Hi

I made the perfect insult for any gamer

"Tom Nook raises his prices specifically for you."

Anyways uh

Bill Cipher is LITERALLY ME (I am chaos inca

Hi :>

Ok here we go

I am a compulsive liar lol

I have a horrible habit of lying about nearly everything to make others feel better

It's pretty obv

You never notice how dark it gets outside until the room is pitch black

You know what I mean?

Yeah I wanted to post this for some reason

"I'm fine! This is fine! It's all... under control..."

Uzi suddenly started making lots of conclusions to anything she didn't understand. This led to some... negative

Wubba lubba dub dub!

Alright

Haha look at the silly funny triangle guy

My cat done stole my phone 😭😭😭😭😭

Game of the Day: Mario Kart 8 D

a

so uh

hi

uh yeah that's it

bye /j

alright anyways

He'd like to inform you about your car's extended warranty

ok

Game

Random

uh I got caught using Chromebook in bed rip

I closed j ai right before so that can of worms is closed for now

I didn't get punished being spoiled ha

Yeah idk

Uh I recently lost like all motivation to do anything.I spent 2 hours in bed just kinda laying there before getting up this morning.

I have no idea why

Hi there my friendly friend friend pal friends

This thingy

Anyways random images time

I feel this

Alrighty

Uh

Gravity Falls

"You alright, pal?"

You wake up in a forest and see a human???

Worker Drone POV

Image by me!!1!

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Please leave reviews so I know

First off, I'm continuing this because I did it yesterday and proceeded to sleep like a BABY.

So I'm doing more.

I'm touch starved.

I need hugs.

When

Wow I feel like I only ever make these bots during drama or smth idk

Well straight into it

This site is torturing me

I have made so many new friends and I

My name is:A: Chicka chicka Slim Shady

B: Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive

C: Walter Hartwell White

D: Alexander Hamilton

E: All of the abo

My name is:A: Chicka chicka Slim Shady

B: Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive

C: Walter Hartwell White

D: All of the Above

The correct answer

"Ugh, um, nuh uh! I'm not... in... love..."

J is a high school bully and you show up and she love you!!1!

Requested by... guess who. That's right, it's a J bot w

"No no no no no! I didn't mean to!"

N ripped off your arm in his sleep.

Requested by @Dimentior

Worker Drone replacing Uzi POV also you are dating N

MOGUL JUST HIT 100 FOLLOWERS I LITERALLY JUST CHECKED GO CONGRATULATE HIM RIGHT NEOW

this is the only way I knew how to commemorate it

Hi

This was at 7 am why it the moon fully out

Also the phone just enhanced the image I swear that was a ball of white when I took the picture

Wow okay so a lot happened and it's still only 4 pm

So uh I drew Bill Cipher on my school work for some reason and someone RECOGNIZED BILL and said it lo

Buona sera lol

So uh

I'm making a whole ass novel (sorta) of SD-G on a google doc

I might post when its done idk

Yo I just realized I'm

Hi

Im seeing back to the future at Broadway 😎

Someone grabbed my neck in ela class for no reason istg never go to Murrow 😭

Anyways

Game of the Day: R

"C'mon, laugh! These are funny!"

Finn is telling you the corniest jokes ever while you are trying to decrypt capsules for information.

Toon POV close to the pers

I put it in first message as well for some reason

Finn reminds me of Grunkle Stan as a child with that toothy grin

Finn is my new favorite character I make horribly funny jokes like he does

He also is from adven

I put it in the first message

just remember, if you wanna use this when making or talking to a G bot, {{user}} knows NONE of this unless they are Cyn

Well

I'm addicted to Dandy's World now (and got another friend of mine addicted) (I am very good at indoctrinating people into games)

Thanks Hazel very cool lol

I'm stealing this idea from @Uzi_murder (if that's okay with you if you want I can stop doing this idk)UhhI'm doing a KoFi thing now where you can pay me for speedy botsIf y

Hi (I'm Phone Guy pleased to meet you I'd to like to leave a few quick words... Freddy's friends can be a bit active. Blah, blah, blah, that's completely absurd...)The FNAF

"For the record, I'm not doing this by my own choice. How do you even wear this..?"You somehow convinced G to go to prom with you. How.Worker Drone POVImage by me again :>

uhhh hiHow was your day my fellow peopleMine was god awful as always but ehanyways3 DAY WEEKEND RAAAHH (thank you for getting lost Columbus)...yes (Make me the art I cannot

"Eh, I don't care. Plus, it'll be funny how J reacts."G doesn't care that you are there.Worker Drone POV (You take place of gremlin)Image by me !!1!NSFW or SFW: (don't even)

I know I'm making this early but I'm so upset I was making a SD-G bot and I fell asleep and lost all progresswoe is mewhatever that meansanywaysGame of the Day: ROUNDS (peak

Watch this! (Our newest release, the legendary series you've missed for years, COMES BACK GET READY FOR SOME ACTION)I did it for count to three I had to for it just worksuhh

I love making a bot while j.ai is dying (profiles and character bios just breaking is so funny to me /srs)I need to release this daily so I'm doing it nowuhhI made a funny s

Hi I'm doing a new thingI decided I want to share random flipaclip artso uh hereI honestly had a thought of putting this on a t-shirt (obviously higher quality than this but

Hi again (I'm GabeN a fan of shooters wizard of computers and a handsome man)I HAD TO REFERENCE THE SONG OKAY ITS GOODanyways...fdihfeuisgesuifrkeyboard spam as filler is ni

"The world is ending and I am late for work."

J is mad at you because you are late for work even though Copper-9 literally just exploded.

Murder Drone POV

I'm back from Boston or whatever

I dipped right before all the protests (almost got stuck that would have sucked)

I forgot to do the game of the day stuff yester

"You okay like this? Good. What do you mean why do I ask? I- nevermind..."

V is acting strangely shy while sleeping.

Worker Drone POV

Requested by @Dimenti

I added the custom tags

also hi sorry I didn't exist for the whole day I was Berklee open house (for my sister)

uhh Boston is pretty cool

it feels like a s

What's hanging my friendly friend friends (yes I am copying the sans copypasta)

I'm going to Boston for the weekend for reasons I still don't know

Just remember

Before I show you I must warn you that it is hot ass (the drawing)

meet ya boi serial designation G

I traced camping N (episode 4) because I cannot draw

uhh yup

i just realized at some point it switched from random daily post thing to daily random post thing

oh well

anyways uhh wubba lubba dub dub

im

This again yipee

Murder drones still lives on in the hearts of the desparate and obsessed

I panicked last night for nothing bruh

also its a spooky month!

Haha okay more selfish venting time here we go

I'm making this at 1:07am est (finished at 1:27am est so choose whichever time you think technically counts)

holy

Sorry i missed a day

i also didnt post for a while

my motivation died (which is why i am making a bunch of requests right now i think) because map testing (i am

Hey so uh i felt like making this idk

first thing to get out of the way is this isnt an issue for me I am not depressed or uoset from the possibility

but uh I'm

"Please don't do this, please."

J convincing you not to suicide (Hazel please don't look it's J it's the silly your wife right she is convincing you not to so you shou

HAZEL PLEASE DON'T FUCKING DO IT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS DO NOT KILL YOURSELF IM HAVING FUCKING NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT IM NOT EVEN ASLEEP PLEASE DON'T IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE GOI

Another one of these

Uh I'm feeling a bit better from yesterday but still might crash out

Idk less likely now

murder drones comfort bots are fueling me

"I'm here. Calm down."

Uzi sees you are the big sad and being the good girlfriend she is she calms you down. (I need fluff in my life 😭)

TW: Depression

Wor

Today was straight trash I'm sick and sound like I'm dying, hazel did the depression suicide post thing that is now making ME depressed, and I missed out on a Broadway show

Another one of these yup

I got sick with something and now sound like I'm on death's doorstep

Anyways with me dry coughing every 5 seconds I decided to profit of

*No quote, just pretend you head loud ass prom music*

It is Prom Night and you gotta ask someone out or not I guess.

Worker Drone POV

Requested by @hazelho