Before you come at me with your pitchforks listen
I mean that sleep is so functionally dumb
Why the fuck does my body pass out but then suddenly wake up at 3:30 in the morning and stay awake for an hour
I got so fucking thirsty but had NO energy to go get water
When I did I made so many loud noises I banged two glass cups together 😭
I hate how sleep works sifuejduwjxiehifhwkeiwocjskfiw
4 hours and 37 minutes? Dawg my watch tripping I'm not ready for the day I'm going back to bed
My head still hurts hfjyhsngvsjtheht
I caught France on Ballsdex though so that's cool
Good night (hopefully more permanently this time)
Personality: STANLEY
Scenario:
First Message: A X O L O T L My time has come to burn I invoke the ancient power that I may return
Example Dialogs:
*No quote, just pretend you head loud ass prom music*
It is Prom Night and you gotta ask someone out or not I guess.
Worker Drone POV
Requested by @hazelho
Hi
Uh idk
more Dalos art:
Ok uh
Game of the Day: Spiderheck (I hate spiders lolz)
Roblox Game of the Day: Get A Snack At 4 AM (beat the
"What the- I didn't mean it literally!"
You bite Uzi after she says "Bite me!" for whatever reason.
Murder Drone POV You are dating Uzi and are naive
Image
Hey yall
Uh first thing to get out the way
Im gonna stop making these daily
They're still gonna exist but
I'll only post it whenever I feel like it
Hi :>
Uhh idk felt like making a bot
Sugar highs are so cool frfr
No game of the day cant think of anything
Um
Holy shit i just realized it'