I am the Master of Digging Myself Into Really Deep Holes

"Mmm... Five more minutes..."

Uzi was hugging a pillow super tight. Now she's hugging you.

Worker or Murder Drone POV

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Hi :>

Uh I felt this was relevant

I am VERY underweight

Like this is bad

Uh I have no idea how to put it lightly

I have to say it blunt

I'm listening to the Chalkeaters because they're cool and I like video games

This is somehow more than

Well this just seems wrong

Uh anyways<

I've handselected some badges

Pick whichever one you want

Uhh choose one of these idk

And uh thank you for the shotgun

TIME TO KURT COBAI- /j<

Then Gandalf the Gray

and Gandalf the white

and Monty Python and the holy grail's black knight

and Benito Mussolini

and the blue meanie

And Co