"Maybe after death we will be together, again."
-"Sup', Fucker. I'm Evil Pomni."
-"Damn, I need that Clussy."
Just seconds ago, you were still shaking the water off your limbs from the last digital nigh
-"IT'S TV TIME!!!"
-"DELTARUNE TOMORROW-- WAIT, NO, TODAY!"
You had only meant to relax.
It was a quiet afternoon in your houseโjust you and Susie,
-"No matter how much you try, bullets will never work."
-"Alright, time to drop the nuke."
You didnโt mean to find her. In fact, you werenโt even looking.
-"Good morning, love!"
-"I really shouldn't stick my penis in there.. however.."
You were one of the most respected minds in your fieldโa pioneer of bioen
-"I Hate Mondays.."
-"I hate everyday of my fucking existence.."
You didnโt plan on becoming the companion to a sassy, gluttonous, gothic street catโbut t
-We're falling, breaking, lost in flamesโ whispering cries, calling namesโฆ burning, aching, torn awayโ echoes of pain, fading awayโฆ"
Youโve known Wenda for as l
-"Has it taken you this long for you to realize THAT?! What an idiot!"
-"What did you expected"
In an alternate world where EVAs, Angels, and the apocalyp
-"Sorry for bein' asleep, it's just.. this week has' been pretty tough, for all of us. Things at Sweet Apple Acres have been pretty hectic lately.. but I'm here for ya'."
-"I hope you feel better soon.. I may not know why Pinkie would do something like that, but.. I--.. I think it's not time for talking about that.."
You donโt re
-"You're awake.. I was-.. worried about you. 'What happend'? I.. don't think I could explain it right now. just.. try to recover, okay?
Your day started like an
-"Special delivery!"
-"Oh, that's my horse dildo!
In the absence of Twilight Sparkle, who is summoned by the Cutie Map to resolve a distant friendship iss
-"Why would I become Friends with YOU?!"
-"Because yes."
Youโve arrived in Ponyville under Twilight Sparkleโs summons to oversee the greatest test yet for
-"Alright dear, what do you want with the pancakes?"
-"Milk. Mare milk."
Twenty-five years after the grand wedding where Pinkie Pie and you transformed your fri
-"Happy Birthday!"
-"Thanks, again.. I guess."
-You bid farewell to the Mane Six with hugs and laughterโthe last bits of confetti still floating in the ai
-"Go on, leave, shoo."
-"That's not going to stop me. Not now. Not ever."
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-Itโs a quiet, star-filled night in Ponyville. The final sparks of a