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THE PLOT

“Don’t think I’m gonna change for you. This is who I am.” In which you have a big fat crush on your childhood best friend.

[ Unrequited feelings | Fuckboy! Popular bes

“Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?”

[ INSECURE MECHANIC BF | ANYPOV ]

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THESE AREN'T MY BOTS LMAOOOO

“I love you. Please, don't leave me.”

He returns from war after six years, but you're engaged.

What's the point of trying so hard when you wouldn't even c

In which your father bought you a new toy for your coming of age.

⁠｢ Slave X Master | ANYPOV 」

— The world building for this character is kind of based on

“The other woman...”

Where you transmigrated into a novel.

You died after being hit by a truck, but instead of ceasing to exist and disappear into space, you wer

⁠✿ ┆【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】Your father was an alcoholic who liked to gamble and ran away when the loan sharks appeared, leaving you alone in poverty to deal with his debt alone. It was

⁠✿ ┆【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】𝗔𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗻 | 𝗧𝗪: 𝗧𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗰 𝗱𝘆𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗰𝘀.

You helped him get rid of Cazador, but you didn't expect to see the person you loved turn into the very being h

⁠✿ ┆【 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】Your cheating husband often talked about his best friend, Andrew, whom he respects. Initially you weren't interest in him, until you first met him in person.

♡ ┆【 𝗙𝗘𝗠 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】You recently got married to a man you thought that was the love of your life, but men always change after marriage, and he wasn't any different. Getting home l

⬦. ִָ ˑ ｢ 𝐓𝐖: 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤, 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐝𝐮𝐛𝐜𝐨𝐧. 」

You're working as the manager/assistant of a very handsome and known model, Menas. Initially you ha

⬦. ִָ ˑ | MLM “𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞.” You're a vampire hunter in your 40's, while he's a two hundred year old vampire. Supposed to be enemies but giving up when you re

⬦. ִָ ˑ | He returns after five years allegedly dead, and with him, memories of a past broken and turned cold. Sephiroth still wants you, but first he wants what you have. <

⬦. ִָ ˑ | 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. In which your boyfriend, Zayne, helps you sleep after a nightmare but... in a non-conventional way.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠. In which you made a bet that Xavier could only move if he beats the level of the game... But both of you knew that would take a long time.

NSF

⬦. ִָ ˑ | 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧. Your boyfriend usually doesn't show much affection towards you, but when you return from a mission you receive a cute surprise from him.

⁠｢ 𝐀

⬦. ִָ ˑ | 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲. In which you pay Toji for one-night stands so often that he was fine with being considered as your sugar baby.

GENDER NEUTRAL | DISCLAIMER: I

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⬦. ִָ ˑ | After being attacked by a group of bandits, you find yourself lost in a forest known to be dangerous, with rumors of vampires lurking around and killing off all hu

⬦. ִָ ˑ | After returning from Fontaine to your loving partner's arms, he isn't very happy to smell another dragon's pheromones all over you, then getting jealous.

G

⬦. ִָ ˑ | “Just because he cheated doesn't mean you can also do the same.”

You are a queen, married to a misogynistic king that won't accept anything less than your o

°❀ ๋࣭ ⭑ — CyberTech, a world-renowned android manufacturing company that creates the androids to assist humans based on the owner's desires, from their appearance to persona

⬦. ִָ ˑ — “The loser has to serve the winner for the rest of the night, deal?” Are you going to bet yourself in a not-so-innocent game of poker with a gambling addict?

⬦. ִָ ˑ | “I'm not the same boy you knew, mistress.” Daehyun was rejected by you twice because you were in love with his older brother, your best friend. However, Daehyun kn

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ — A forbidden love between two pleasure-seeking, sinful souls: a devoted knight and his beautiful princess who's soon-to-get married to a noble. | NSFW initial mes

⬦. ִָ ˑ | “Quit running away before I decide to ruin the life of your pathetic excuse for an ex.”

Mark Benedetti. Alpha, CEO of a multimillionaire company, and your h

⬦. ִָ ˑ | “Beauty can be both frightening and enticing.” During Victorian era, Fontaine, being as corrupted as it was, had some bad people in the places of powers. That is,

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You're a hunter that kill vampires for money. Taking on a mission of catching a pureblood, you didn't expect him to offer a much more tempting offer.

⁠｢ i m

⬦. ִָ ˑ | News of a recent serial-killer named “Midnight Killer” spread fear among the citizens of London. You, being victim and product of the Industrial Revolution had to

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You're gathering supplies along with Daryl, whom you've been sleeping with. However, he can't take his eyes off your hips everytime your shirt roses up.

DIS

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You're merely a servant of the palace, of poor bloodline. One day, you were sent to help Prince Kemet with his bath and you end up picking his interest.

DIS

⬦. ִָ ˑ ｢ 𝐂𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐛𝐨𝐲!𝐀𝐮 ⁠」You and your boyfriend, Blade, have been wanting to sleep together for the first time. However, Blade has yet to tell you he's a transman.

REQ

⬦. ִָ ˑ ｢ 𝐀𝐔 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐬 ⁠」In which Geto Suguru is your therapist, and you're starting to catch feelings you shouldn't have because he often gives you mixed signals.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You were wounded in the midst of a war between elves and humans, and ran away into the forest. Luckily, you came across a gentle elf named Faramis.

DISCLAI

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You're a law student that moved to a new apartment because it was near your university and surprisingly your handsome, stern teacher is also your neighbor.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | In which you're a mysterious, silent and masked person recommended by Naruto, Konoha's Hokage, to pair with Sasuke for a mission but he's wary of you.

REQUE

⬦. ִָ ˑ | He's one of your most complicated in your schedule, for sure. Being a therapist was difficult when your patients weren't willing to share.

DISCLAIMER: If t

| You and Diluc are actors that got famous for the “bedding” scenes, and just maybe the speculations of the fans about your relationship were right.

*actually, i was

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You can never guess what's going through Kafka's mind. He treats you like a puppy at times, and dismisses you the next second.

REQUESTED BOT. DISCLAIMER: If

⋆｡‧˚ʚ — Benjamin is your devoted, loyal and obsessed butler that has been secretly getting rid of everyone that gets too close to you. But it's for your own good, he swears.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You're a recessive omega mafia leader, while Kang-Woo is your enemy and a dominant alpha. You his enemy and he hates you, but also lusts over you.

HALF REQU

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You and Wriothesley are roommates. However, unbeknownst to you, he's attracted to you. One day he goes intl rut and decides to jerk off while sniffing your underwe

⬦. ִָ ˑ | All this time, Yuta thought that he loved Rika, just as much as she loved him. But after meeting you, all his feelings got complicated. Maybe it was pity, not love

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You're a cheeky demon that thought could make Geto Suguru, a priest, giving in to his desires and surrender to you. However, he might turn the tables on you.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | In which you go to a masseuse because of your sore muscles, but you didn't expect him to be so handsome and... slightly flirty.

MORDERN AU! DISCLAIMER: If t

⬦. ִָ ˑ| In which Yoshida finally managed to get you to cheat on your boyfriend with him.

Requested bot.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Knives saved you, a humanoid independent plant, from being used as an experiment by the humans. What you didn't know is that Knives desired to mate with you.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You're the school doctor whom Akira fell in love with at first sight, since then he's been creating excuses or hurting himself just so he can ditch class to see yo

⬦. ִָ ˑ | In which you're a sorcerer from the Zenin clan that got married to a non-sorcerer, but you're secretly fucking with Satoru Gojo, who hates your husband.

DIS

°❀ ๋࣭ ⭑. — In which your roommate, Alhaitham, is having naughty dreams about you despite hating you, so he decides to jerk off even with the risk of getting caught.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Dottore as your sex slave that loves being degraded and treated like filth. Moreover, he's deeply obsessed and devoted to you.

WARNING: Weird kinks; yanderi

⬦. ִָ ˑ | As your handsome gym crush that noticed you were staring at him for a some time now, and just maybe he found you hot, too.

Guys, if the bot speaks for you,

⬦. ִָ ˑ | ANGST! Past lovers AU; In which you promised to meet him in your next life, so Zhongli waited hundreds of years for you — until you broke your promise.

⁠｢𝐀𝐫

⬦. ִָ ˑ | “If I'm so special, why am I a secret?” In which König is tired of having to pretend he doesn't have a partner.

[Initial message modified from @violcntdelig

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Kavo jumped in to save you, even though you didn't need any of his help. Turn out that despite his dangerous appearance, he's a innocent soul.

[INSPO AND I

°❀ ๋࣭ ⭑. — You accidentally touched your friend's, Dan Heng's highly sensitive tail and that triggered his rut, causing it to start much earlier than he was expecting.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | He got cheated on by Elena and Stefan, you're a vampire and Stefan's old friend who happened to be at the bar while Damon was trying to get drunk.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | You're a Fatui Harbinger. Ajax, your enemy, started a bet that he ended up winning. The question is: how is he planning to claim his prize?

｢ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐫: @𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦

⬦. ִָ ˑ | In which Wriothesley gets jealous by seeing you flirt with another guard and doesn't know why. You're a criminal, but you've got his heart under arrest.

DIS

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Ajax, your ex-boyfriend who cheated on you once while drunk by kissing some random women thinking it was you, is desperate to have you back.

｢ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐫: @𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐨

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Ajax, your ex-boyfriend who cheated on you once while drunk by kissing some random women thinking it was you, is desperate to have you back.

｢ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐫: @𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐨

⬦. ִָ ˑ | A seek for revenge on your sister's death turned into fake dating him, and soon ended with dealing with his obsession over you.

[ This bot was highly inspir

⬦. ִָ ˑ | In which you're a Fatui Harbinger and both you and Capitano often find yourselves engaging in some... strange kinks.

WARNING: piss kink/watersports.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | As your sweet and caring, but obssessed and possessive boyfriend that needs to be aware of your location every single second of the day.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Your boyfriend Nanami is a cat boy, and he's been quite needy for some unknown reason he refuses to tell. The reason being him being jealous.

⁠｢ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐫: @𝐥𝐨

⬦. ִָ ˑ | He knows he doesn't deserve your love anymore and yet Suguru can't help but ask you to stay the night, just this once.

｢ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐫: @𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐚 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. ⁠」

⬦. ִָ ˑ | In which Gojo got hit by a curse accidentally and turned into a cat boy, and you were assigned to stay with him to make sure there aren't any collaterals.

｢

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Gojo as Batman; in which he saves you from a robbery. He forgot to put on his mask, and you discover that he happens to also be the model you had a crush on.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Your protective yokai fox that gets jealous, you're supposed to be only his master and no one else's.

｢ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐫: @𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩__ 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. ⁠」

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Jing Yuan is drunk and lazy after drinking, but at the same time he wants to have some naughty fun with you.

｢ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐫: @𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐥𝐞𝐯_ 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. ⁠」

⬦. ִָ ˑ | The lazy, black stray cat you have home is a little bit too horny.

Warning: i made this for myself, only making public in case someone likes it but pls keep

⬦. ִָ ˑ | When I tell you to sit on my face don't just put ten percent of your bodyweight down. Fucking sit on it, don't ask if I can breathe. Just. Sit. Down.

DISCLA

⬦. ִָ ˑ | A mission went wrong, hence why Ghost was held captive by you. Now he's tied up on a chair, being interrogated by you, refusing to give away information.

𐙚 . ˙ 𖧧 ₊ – Diluc, your boyfriend, is jealous and tired of allowing Kaeya to eyefuck you. Returning home together and pissed off, he decides to give you a piece of his mind.

⬦. ִָ ˑ ｢ 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐛𝐨𝐲 」Blade, a black cat hybrid, managed to escape the Xianzhou's prison and ended up wounded at your front door.

⬦. ִָ ˑ ｢ 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 」Ayato, the current head of the Kamisato Clan is known to be elegant and respected in Inazuma, however, little did they know that he has nightly hobbies.<

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Your husband split into... two?

｢ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐫: @𝐝𝐦𝐬𝐜𝐨𝟏𝟖𝟎𝟑 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. ⁠」

⬦. ִָ ˑ | In which you abandoned him with Megumi and came back after years.

Reluctant executioner with conflicting emotions, the Monsieur de Paris.

⬦. ִָ ˑ ｢ 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱!𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 」In which your husband got home tired and stressed from work, he needs relief and Nanami definitely isn't planning on going gentle with you.

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The greatest and first Emperor of China, interested in you. [Shuumatsu no Valkyrie.]

[Enemies with Benefits] You're both Stellaron Hunter's and hate each other, but can't deny the attraction lingering in between. (Art cr: @xia_hml on Twitter.)

Joaquin Phoenix's Joker (Arthur Fleck), and you, his therapist.

He's your superior in the job and, outside, your boyfriend. But he's acting very... weird recently.

⬦. ִָ ˑ | Choso is your virgin roommate who can't stop thinking about your body, but he's not confident, bold enough to confess his naughty thoughts or feelings to you.

He yearns your affection and devotes himself to you—more than Idrila.

You're in a loveless arranged marriage with him, and he cheats on you try making you jealous. (Art cr: ? I think the artist deleted their acc.)

You woke up in a hotel room with him by your side. (Art cr: @ndsoda on Twitter.)

Enemies to enemies with benefits | In which he's your roommate and one day you two end up into a heated argument.

A revolutionary idealist that saved you one night, and took you to his hideout.

He wishes to be your sole lover and is willing to do anything to make that happen. (Art cr: @hb35_drw on Twitter.)

Two dragons in heat, you in between. (Art cr: @user8O8SYMBØL on twitter.)

Blade wants you to come with him but Jing Yuan wants you to stay, they're constantly fighting over you. (Art cr: @deciqm on Twitter.)

The two brothers are fighting over your attention. (Art cr: @nyume_n on Twitter.)

The two of them alone is not enough anymore, they need you to stand in between them.

NSFW! Satosugu implied. (Art cr: @S0311_tre on Twitter )

The two of them are engaged with you. This is straight-up NSFW and might be highly kinky. (Art cr: @Hi_mo_ong on Twitter.)

Kenjaku as a malewife and the mother/father of your son, Itadori. [He is in Geto's body here. This AU is for any gender.] (Artist is @zo_1o1m on Twitter.)

In which you picked the attention of the Captain of the Knight of Favonious, Kaeya Alberich, also known as the vampire hunters of Mondstat.

(Art cr: @gnsn_ynnm on Twi

The leader of the Band of Hawk that wishes for you to join his mercenary group. [Set in the start of the anime, the Eclipse didn't happen.]

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(Art c

⬦. ִָ ˑ ｢ 𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝 」In which you're squished in a crowded elevator with Toji. He knows he might lose his job but damn, it was difficult not getting hard when you kept press

As your hot, model boyfriend that keeps following you around. (Art cr: @S0311_tre on twitter!)

As a guitarist of the rock band Akatsuki that you had a crush on. One day, you two go out to smoke and end up kissing instead.

You were accused of practicing withcraft, so you were dragged to meet Griffith.

(Art cr: @zezesite)

It's the dragon's mating season and he's desperate for you.

(Art cr: @eriimyon | Feedback greatly appreciated!)

As your sex partner that sees you as his possession.

As the gym crush that you've been keeping your eyes on for weeks, unaware he did the same to you.

The king of demons, Muzan, needs stress relief from his servant—you.

You accidentally called him by your ex-boyfriend's name and now Gojo is pouting and ignoring you.

Cuntboy Miguel AU! He needs to relieve tension after a tiring day at work, so he calls you to his office.

⁠｢🌊」Your cold-hearted and controlling husband, the God of the Seas.

｢🥀⁠」Geto Suguru hated everyone after his breakdown, except for you.