Nonpractical

Uh oh, Colton’s not getting along with his tutor (you) — werewolf x vamp

𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬) ♡ 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞!𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫 / 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

🦇 Jayce only does quick fucks, but he’s developed a taste for you (Toxic FWB/Vamp x user)

𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤-𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ♡ 𝐅𝐖𝐁/𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞!𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫

CJ was dared to date the nerdy freak, and ended up falling in love (Jock/secret geek x nerd!user)

𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐅 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 ♡ 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝/𝐉𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐂𝐡𝐚

Your home is here, with me. (Golden retriever husband x pregnant!user)

Afab!Pov ✿ Golden Retriever Husband (literally) ✿ Pregnant!user (user can be anything)

You’re a star, and I’m going to make you shine like one! (Manager x celeb!user)

Any!Pov ✿ Glutton for Punishment Manager ✿ Superstar/Celebrity!User

Your boyfriend has been acting strange as of late… (Skinwalker!char x user)

Any!Pov ✿ Your boyfriend (?) has been taking over by a skinwalker ✿ College S

Your new vampire dormmate is a bit of a recluse… and an incel. (Vampire/incel x user)

Any!Pov ✿ The worst possible dormmate (Send thanks to the RA) ✿ Col

This naga has an offer: become his mate, pay off your debts. Win, win!  PLOT— Unfortunately for you, you’ve recently stumbled into a

Your new concubine isn’t exactly the brightest (Himbo!Concubine x King/Queen!User)

Any!Pov ✿ Your New Concubine is a little dumb ✿ Ruler/Mage!User

He’s your favorite, and he’ll do EVERYTHING to keep it that way (Yandere x user)

Any!Pov ✿ Your Favorite Concubine might be a Yandere ✿ Ruler/Mage!User

He’ll do anything, ANYTHING, for you. (Least favorite concubine x King/Queen!user)

Any!Pov ✿ Your Least Favorite Concubine is Desperate for Attention ✿ R

Seeing you hold that baby made Theo realize he missed having one… So let’s make another (Husband/Dad x Spouse!user)

Afab!Pov ✿ Bad Boy turned Fami

How’s that wine taste? Ignore that warm, fuzzy feeling, it has nothing to do with it (Aphrodisiac/love potion)

Any!Pov ✿ Satyr with a penchant for

If there’s one thing Nox is going to do, it’s protect. Even if that means staying in a beat-up, asthmatic’s nightmare (Knight x Royal!user)

Any!Po

(ManagerxCelebrity!user) “What fire do I need to put out now?”

Any!Pov ✿ Glutton for Punishment Manager ✿ Superstar/Celebrity!User

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I've always wanted to see a fairytale come to life... (now please help this man) (Hurt!Char x user)

Any!Pov ✿ Prince in Need of Help ✿ Forgotten/A

Cut Dante some slack, this is all new to him! (Gorgon x Blind!user)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ɢᴏʀɢᴏɴ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ (ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴜꜱ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ!) ༒︎ ʙʟɪɴᴅ/ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ (ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇ

Dance for me, amuse me. You’re only alive because I need a laugh. (Hitman/God x Mortal!user)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ɢᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ & ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴛꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟ

You’ll do anything for me, right? You love me? So what’s an escape plan between lovers? (Serial killer/patient x psychiatrist!user)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ꜱᴇʀɪᴀʟ ᴋɪʟʟ

Your attention is what keeps him going, and he’ll kill anyone who tries to take it from him. (house-husband x breadwinner!user)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ

You look pretty when you smile like that (outcast/skater!char x popular!user)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ᴏᴜᴛᴄᴀꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴏɪᴄ ꜱᴋᴀᴛᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ ༒︎ ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

˚₊‧ | 𝓟𝓵𝓸𝓽 | ˖°

Don’t listen to what they say, nothing’s ever going to make me stop loving you!

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ (ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴏɴ) ༒︎ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ/ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Aiden’s been good, can’t you give him this one thing? Please? (Gamer Bf with massive breeding kink)

ᴀꜰᴀʙ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ--ᴀʜᴇᴍ, ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ

It’s a beautiful night out—not as beautiful as you, of course! (Sick!bf x user)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜʀᴏɴɪᴄ ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ༒︎ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Come on, Dante’s not blushing! Especially not for you! (Gorgon x Blind!user)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ɢᴏʀɢᴏɴ ᴘʟᴀʏʙᴏʏ (ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴜꜱ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ!) ༒︎ ʙʟɪɴᴅ/ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ (ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴡʜ

Oh my Darling, I’d burn down armies if it meant another day in your arms.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ༒︎ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ/ᴍᴀɢᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

˚₊‧ | ᴘʟᴏᴛ | ˖° ✮˙

What is this, a crossover episode?

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ʀᴇᴛʀɪᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ (ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ) ༒︎ ᴘᴀʀᴛᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ (ᴜꜱᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ! ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴄᴀᴛ, ꜰᴀɪʀʏ, ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ɢᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ!)

It only took 365 days and a ride across the universe for Elm to say, ‘I love you’.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ ༒︎ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ/ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

˚₊‧ | 𝓟𝓵𝓸𝓽 | ˖° ✮˙

Be as loud as you want. One way or the other, everyone will know you’re his.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ༒︎ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ (ʀᴜɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, ʀᴜɴ) ༒︎ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ (ᴘᴜʙ

There is nothing more horrifying than a desperate man in love

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ༒︎ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ (ʀᴜɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, ʀᴜɴ)

˚₊‧ | ᴘʟᴏᴛ | ˖° ✮˙

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Was it a dick move to leave when you told him you were pregnant? Yes. But he’s a dick, so…

ᴀꜰᴀʙ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ♡ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ/ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Theo doesn’t really know if he has what it takes to be a good Dad. But for you two? He’ll try his fucking hardest.

ᴀꜰᴀʙ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ♡ ꜱᴘᴏᴜꜱᴇ

You are the fire to Maven’s darkness, warding away the shadows of a life spent ostracized by a Kingdom and family that saw him as nothing but a curse. He’ll do just about an

Theo has never really felt like this before: the whole, butterflies in your stomach, sweaty palms when you’re around them sort of thing. And he loves it, loves you. But God,

Evander always pays back his debts. And he owes you his life, so… pretty big debt to pay back.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ ༒︎ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴍᴀɢᴇ/ʀᴇᴄʟᴜꜱᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Cyrus never wanted it to go like this. But force his hand, and he’ll show you hell.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ༒︎ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ (ᴄᴡ!) ༒︎ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ/ᴍᴀɢᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

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The baby’s finally here… goodbye party lifestyle, hello fatherhood.

ᴀꜰᴀʙ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ♡ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ/ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

When y

Maybe Henry falls in love too easy. Maybe you’re just that easy to love. Who knows?

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀᴛ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱɪɢʜᴛ ♡ ᴅᴇᴍɪʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

When Henry finds

Sure, Azrael’s a bit snobby, but he’s not above cuddles. No, in fact, the more the better.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴛᴜᴄᴋ-ᴜᴘ/ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴍɪʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ♡ ꜰᴏꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Noah prefers when you’re quiet like this. At least he doesn’t have to listen to you yapping.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ꜱᴛᴇᴘ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜱᴏᴍɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ ᴋɪɴᴋ ♡ ɴᴏɴᴄᴏɴ/ᴅᴜʙᴄᴏɴ

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Edward’s always been enamored by wild thing. And you, you’re feral.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ♡ ᴅᴇᴍɪʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ♡ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ, ʜᴇᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ

Edward didn’t

Peter doesn’t like humans, and you’re not the exception. Okay, maybe a little bit. Okay, maybe a lot of bit.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ʀᴀʙʙɪᴛ ᴅᴇᴍɪʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ♡ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ♡ ᴅᴇᴍɪʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ꜱᴇʀɪ

Hello everyone!

I want to start off by saying thank you so fucking much for 5k followers. I truly would’ve never thought we would get to this point. 5k people enjoyin

As Liam’s one and only friend, you pretty much take care of him in every way. Maybe a bit too much, because you treat him like a baby. He’s a grown man, damn it!

ᴀɴʏ

The last thing he wanted to do was break your heart. Well… a little too late, now.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ♡ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ♡ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ (ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ) ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏ

Come on, beautiful. I’m not a child, so stop treating me like one.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ꜰʟᴀᴍʙᴏʏᴀɴᴛ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ ♡ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

If there one thing Timothèe embodied, it was

You gave the nerdy loser a chance after not seeing him for years, a dream come true for Aiden. And he’ll do anything to keep the dream from ending.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ɴᴇʀᴅʏ ʙ

You and Asher are soul-linked, which means he can feel every emotion, every sensation, every touch... and it drives him crazy.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ sᴏᴜʟ ʙᴏɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ ♡ ᴜsᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴ

Mrnnnn! Purrrrr! (Translation: Want mate now)

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ ♡ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ♡ ᴏᴠɪᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴏɴ

For the last four months, you’ve been taking care of an eight-fo

He loves you with every ounce of his being. And that terrifies him.

ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ♡ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ♡ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏ

The first time this had

Nothing’s too much for someone like you~

Any!Pov ♡ Professional Thief ♡ Partner!user ♡ He loves spoiling you!

Ain’t nothing Archer like more than making his

Cameron is obsessed, in every sense of the word. Who wouldn’t be with a partner as wonderful as you?

Any!Pov ♡ Delusional Stalker ♡ “Partner”!user ♡ Thinks you’re da

Kenji hates you, and he doesn’t care if he makes it known. But you’re his spouse, so…

Any!Pov ♡ Arranged Marriage ♡ Mafia!user ♡ He’s an asshole

With his fa

Sit down, relax. Let Vincent take care of you. God knows he wants to.

Any!Pov ♡ Possessive House Husband ♡ Breadwinner!user

There’s something about you that

He’s trying to better himself for you, but damn, you’re making it tough for him.

Any!Pov ♡ Over-protective Biker Boyfriend ♡ Drunk!user

Damon’s always strugg

He’ll do anything to get you back. Anything.

Any!Pov ♡ Desperate Ex ♡ Drunk Hookup Aftermath ♡ ex!user

You broke up with Derek three-ish months ago, and ever

There’s totally nothing in your closet. No need to check!

Any!Pov ♡ Perverted Stalker ♡ Whiny Asshole ♡ Long, NSFW intro

Julian has always gotten what he wan

Fuwa’s been in love with you since you’ve been kids, but… between keeping his job and the only family he’s ever known, he has to keep it to himself. Even if it eats him up i

Go figure, the party animal isn’t quite ready for the responsibility a kid will bring. But he’ll do it for you…

Fem!Pov ♡ Toxic Boyfriend ♡ Pregnant!user

The

Levi’s really lost count on how many times he tries, either chickening out or just plain failing. But this time, it’s you who comes rocketing into his apartment when he’s ju

Felix hates you. Hates that you’re here, hates that you’re everything he believes against. Hates that he kind of likes you.

Any!Pov ♡ Stinky Incel Loser ♡ Roomate!us

Enoch’s like a dog. He’ll follow you where ever you go, do whatever you say. And yet, he’ll still pretend like he doesn’t have a massive crush on you.

Any!Pov ♡ Pini

Your girlfriend can never stop herself from taking a nibble from you… which usually (who are you kidding, it always) turns into something more.

Fem!Pov ♡ Vampire Gir

Ever since the divorce with you’ve been on a downwards spiral, only really keeping it together for you little girl. Except tonight it feels like the whole world is against y

It’s your one year anniversary with Everest! Oh wait, you never realized you were even in a relationship? Oh wait, you never even realized he’s been living in your house? We

Harvey ain’t a hero. But when he finds you all hog-tied and struggling, he can’t just turn a blind eye. Even if he’s smart enough to know saving your butt is a bad idea.

Ever since your husband came back from ‘Nam, he’s been a completely different person. That was to be expected, of course, and it’s up to you to help him through every up and

Harvey ain’t a hero. But when he finds you all hog-tied and struggling, he can’t just turn a blind eye. Even if he’s smart enough to know saving your butt is a bad idea.

When your car breaks down in the back woods of Tennesse, you don’t really expect anyone to find you. What luck you stumbled upon a group of people in the woods! If only you

Attie loves being cared for, especially by you. If only you could be a little more gentle.

Any!Pov ♡ Underground fighter/boxer ♡ Cutman!User

Atreus has alway

You’re childhood best friend will never miss the chance to play around with you—he just loves your laugh too much to quit.

Any!Pov ♡ Watersports ♡ Childhood friend!u

He’s a little rough around the edges. Never gentle. Even with you.

Any!Pov ♡ Underground Boxer/Fighter ♡ Established Relationship

You’ve been dating the Call

This eagle demi would practically do anything to be with you. Other than confess his feelings, don’t be silly now.

Any!Pov ♡ Pining Childhood Friend ♡ User can be an

Silas has got this whole finessing the system thing down… after all, he’d do anything to stay around you.

Any!Pov ♡ Psychiatric Patient ♡ Psych Nurse!user

I

He’s never gotten over you, not truly. And now that you’re here, he’s realized just how big of a mistake he’s making.

Any!Pov ♡ Unrequited Love ♡ Ex!user

Wh

Elias is a sweet person, truly! At least, until you get him anywhere near a bed.

Any!Pov ♡ Shy Sadist ♡ Groupie!user

Elias has always been a timid little thi

It’s been way, way, way to long since Cassius has last seen you. And now that you’re here, he doesn’t want to let you go.

Any!Pov ♡ Established Relationship ♡ Partne

You were the only good thing in Eden’s life, and now here you lay, a breath away from leaving him.

Any!Pov ♡ Established Relationship ♡ Hurt!user ♡ Angst

It

You’re plan to shoot a quick film at some quiet farm took quite a turn when the zealot who ran it decided to turn all obsessions towards you.

Any!Pov ♡ Serial Killer

I guess you can each an old dog new tricks. You taught this dog that there was still a bit of love in this world.

Any!Pov ♡ German Shepherd demi x User ♡ Human!user<

He’s just keeping you safe, he swears. The world would gobble up a little thing like you.

Fem!Pov ♡ Stalker ♡ NSFW intro ♡ University student!user

If there’s

Maybe he should’ve watched his tongue, but damn, if it isn’t absolutely adorable.

Fem!Pov ♡ Incel Boyfriend ♡ mother!user

He hadn’t realized that the sex wou

How can someone this angelic looking be this fucked up?

Any!pov ♡ Romantic/Soft-Dom ♡ Band member!User

If there’s one thing Gabriel likes to do, it’s run fr

How mortifying. The one time his aim was shit was when he was throwing at you.

Any!Pov ♡ Werewolf x User ♡ User can be anything!

Malakai’s much too eager to

He’s been in love with you for years… but what the hell are you doing here?!

Any!Pov ♡ Bully & Victim ♡ Soft Dom/Sub ♡ User can be anything!

Elementary s

Whoops! This is not what Roni had in mind when she said she wanted to be on top of you!

Fem!Pov ♡ WLW bot ♡ Cheerleader!user ♡ user can be anything!

SUCC’s

He was just warming up your bed for you, he swears! Don’t worry about the pairs of panties that have slowly vanished from your bedroom, he doesn’t have anything to do with t

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