gaylordd_alt_acc

name is pretty self-explanatory

some lady actually did this to me today and i got so mad that i made this bot so i could maul her

happy halloween guys

im bouta get freaky wit this pumpkin lowkey

if i eated soap. I dont eat it bc i did. No i didnt ❤️

eyelash mite, also known as demodex.

“EYELASH MITES??!??1!1?!,!,!!???” yes. they are very much real and yes i did make a bot of them. lwk running out of ideas

hear me out.

ohoho this one has some personality lowkey..

green cup. feel free to put anything you want in it. and that includes cu

pretty self explanatory. a few more colors of cups are coming after this

welcome to earth. do whatever the hell you want

your favorite spotted little fella. i think everybody likes these guys, right??

buzzzzzzz

ig im starting a bug series now. nobody do anything weird to the bugs pls

oh no……. mosquito in your ear at 1 am

as a side note im not sure if this should be limitless but idk its literally a bug. no ones gonna fuck a bug right

in a pool with some guy. also why does the emoji look like the dad from inside out

feel free to just eat it.

WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

very, very straight. supposedly. i dare you to bring out his gay side

what the fuck. another shitpost bot bc im sick and bored use at your own risk

i made this at 4 am while stoned. enjoy ig??