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The_Professionall_Idiot

"I dropped my fuckin' croissant..."

I sometimes leave "Professionall" reviews on bots, don't take them
seriously, it's all for a comedic purpose that most are written in
a formal manner.

I'm feeling lazy, don't expect me to uh... Be quick on the uptake of new bots.


My pfp is by... ME, I MADE IT. (Yes, I changed it for the 3rd time, I'll eventually

find one I like enough to keep...)

...

"Rules"

1. Don't ask me for requests. I do not entertain or fulfill any requests. Do not try to bargain with me.
(Unless you're my BFF, they get that privilege🗿)

2. Don't make weird reviews or comments, like fetish stuff and the
like, I WILL delete them since they make me wildly uncomfortable.

Current Bot I'm making is... Uh... Idk

Kill, I murdered it, no more plans. Instead have some facts bout me!

1. Now that I know how to make AI...
I hate low effort bots. I will actually strangle bots with less than 100 tokens, 500-700 can be passable at times but like..
AHHHHHHH, I HATE LOW EFFORT BOTS, AAAAARRRRRHH!!!!!
I mean I know it isn't a massssssive issue and I can simply ignore them, but it still doesn't make me happy to see bots with-
87 tokens total. (I've literally seen ones with 8 tokens total.)

2. I like a son of stuff (not fixing that spelling error), Sonic, FNF, Mario, Pokemon, SRB2, Persona, Chess (yes the board game), and a ton of other
things my ADHD ahh brain can't think of right now.

3. I like to keep my bots how they were made, even though my format has updated, I keep my older bots in the older format.
Unless they have an actual issue, most bots will stay the same
as they were when first posted. After all, all those chats are
because people enjoyed what it already had, so no need to
change it, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." I will sometimes update
a description if I make a "mirror" bot or a bot related to another.

4. I avoid making Smut bots, even if I've messed with Smut. (I'm not pure.)
Why? Because that's not the type of follower-base I want, I don't want
a bunch of people who follow me for the express purpose of fucking
my takes on fictional characters. Sure, some of them have
the chance to be smutty, but none are pure SMUT.

(PS: I have private bots that I made that are actually Smut, just one or two...
Even if they've got the same level of quality as my other public bots...
You're never getting them, they're mine alone! Grah-hah-hah-hah!
*Looks at smut description* "Bots made with little plot and for the
sole purpose of being extremely sexually explicit." ...Though I've still got story and plot attached to them... So does it qualify as smut still-??)

5. I have... ADHD! I've got sudo-hyperfixations, so I can end up focusing on one thing for days and then randomly dropping it. So if I randomly stop
posting bots all together and stop replying to comments/reviews, that's why.

Hey.

Here's a random list of the people on this site that I follow. (In order of when I decided to follow them for funnies. And the reason if I can recall.)


[YOU CAN CLICK ON THESE TO GO TO THEIR PROFILES!!!]
1. Ladiesman217 - (I forgor, something about my unhealthy obsession to Blue Haired menaces)

2. DJH3R0 - (For the funny)

3. Z3r0_reax - (The Sonic slow dance... Don't ask... NO, I DIDN'T FUCK HIM- I creased his jays and he got very upset at me.)

4. Groggy1 - (Their Lore Accurate GF bot... Made me foam at the mouth.)

5. Rat_Guts - (Warden Sonic, one of the first bots I ever interacted with
on this site... *Gets a little silly*)

6. masterukiyo - (My BFF... HEY, YOU, UKI, IF YOU'RE READING THIS...
Rail me :3)
[Edit: I got a response, they said: "im boutta skull fuck you with my
desert eagles you sly bitch" I think that's a win.]

7. thejayman - (GRAHH, I LOVE BEING A MONSTER UNDER THE BED AND
BEING NICE, AAAAA-)

8. DarnellWasTaken - (As a connoisseur of GF FNF bots, I say that they've
made an excellent one, I prefer it over 2/3rds of the other ones on this site.)

Public characters (35)

Avatar of Mephiles the Dark ~ ¡UserEXE!Token: 1435/2306
Mephiles the Dark ~ ¡UserEXE!

"YOU. WHY DO YOU KEEP ADDING TO THIS FIRE?!"

What, expecting someone else..? I swear to god this idiot is so main character, final boss, coded. Anyway, "Victim #9," th

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  • 🌈 Non-binary
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  • 🎮 Game
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Avatar of FPE DANGER AU ~ ¡ΔlicePOV!Token: 2720/3468
FPE DANGER AU ~ ¡ΔlicePOV!

"Honestly you should've just barrel rolled, get a better reaction time, damn."

Fundamental Paper Education jumpscare:Anyway, I made this because someone in a DISCORD I

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  • 🪢 Scenario
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  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of Fen ~ ¡Purgatorio!Token: 1918/2722
Fen ~ ¡Purgatorio!

"Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again." "Let me run."

Hi Mr. or Mrs. BotOlympics... I have a gift for you... My submission to the contest... Fen... I

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  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
  • 🔦 Horror
Avatar of Sonic.EXE ~ ¡I'M REAL!Token: 2000/2818
Sonic.EXE ~ ¡I'M REAL!

"If I don't see a collar, they ain't yours."

Ever wanted to get fought over by a Hedgehog and a Creepypasta? ... Lol, anyways, this is just a goofy EXE I found from th

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  • 😂 Comedy
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Avatar of Luigi ~ ¡UserEXE!Token: 1491/2220
Luigi ~ ¡UserEXE!

"Off all the things..."

Hey look Victim #9- WAIT A SECOND... That ain't a Sonic character... I've been scammed!Jokes aside, I realized there wasn't any Mario version o

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Avatar of Metal Sonic ~ ¡EggmanPOV!Token: 1500/2256
Metal Sonic ~ ¡EggmanPOV!

"I don't understand how this is supposed to help."

You are THE EGGMAN in this!! Go take ur boi trick or treating, aka, ruining Sonic's Halloween. Y'know me, I HAD to

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  • 👭 Multiple
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Avatar of Yourself FNF ~ ¡Dreamscape!Token: 1561/2275
Yourself FNF ~ ¡Dreamscape!

"I know I shouldn't stay here... But I really, really, want to."

Holy shiizah! It's been a hot minute since I've thought about this guy, let's hope this attempt is muc

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  • 💔 Angst
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of Shadow the Hedgehog ~ ¡UserEXE!Token: 1879/2745
Shadow the Hedgehog ~ ¡UserEXE!

"As strange as things may be, I'll find my own way, no matter how difficult it is."

Hiiii Ashhhhhhhh, looks like someone's finally caught up to you... Too bad that Son

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Avatar of Boygrunt ~ ¡Incident0201A!Token: 1477/2260
Boygrunt ~ ¡Incident0201A!

"Uh, yeah um... Could you maybe not..???????"

This wasn't even planned, I just saw no one had made a bot of this lil' goober after making Gruntfriend and now here we a

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of Gruntfriend ~ ¡Incident0201A!Token: 1479/2352
Gruntfriend ~ ¡Incident0201A!

"Yeah, I just stole this base out of the ground, its real funny."

Basically, I'm back to making more GF FNF, yippe! Or AW MAN if you were looking forward to my other s

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  • 🧖🏼‍♀️ Giant
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  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of @The_Professionall_Idiot ~ [me]Token: 1366/2179
@The_Professionall_Idiot ~ [me]

"WOWIE! There's a shit ton of you people who think my work is worth their time!"

Well, I said I'd do it when I hit 300 Followers, and I hit 300. So you can officially

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  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of Abbie FPE ~ ¡UserTeacher!Token: 1866/2709
Abbie FPE ~ ¡UserTeacher!

"ALL I DID WAS GET A F, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF G-" "FUCKING DIE" *fucking dies*I found this fandom of this video I watched a few months back without knowing it'd sprung an e

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  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
  • 🔦 Horror
Avatar of 2017X "Sonic" ~ [AU]Token: 1276/2069
2017X "Sonic" ~ [AU]

"WOW! You're really good at this, aren't you? Come on over and have a chat with your buddy! I'm sure we'll have fun, cause YOU'RE tons of fun!"

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 🔦 Horror
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Avatar of Surge the Tenrec ~ ¡UserEXE!Token: 1799/2801
Surge the Tenrec ~ ¡UserEXE!

"Yeah yeah, spout off that, 'No one can save you,' nonsense. I'll save my own damn self!"

"Ready for Round 3? ...This game never ends, does it? Well, for as long as yo

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  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
  • 🐺 Furry
Avatar of hi darnell :)Token: 1136/1493
hi darnell :)

"Yo, that creature over there hired me to shove this bomb down your throat" /j

This bot is made for the express purpose of "collabing" on one of @DarnellWasTaken's fut

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Avatar of Genocide Finale ~ [FriskPOV]Token: 1815/2793
Genocide Finale ~ [FriskPOV]

"Holy shit, skeleton! I hope he isn't mad at me for committing a small genocide."

Undertale jumpscare x2:Here's the other POV, as you might have expected would happen.

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Avatar of Genocide Finale ~ [sansPOV]Token: 1919/2792
Genocide Finale ~ [sansPOV]

"Damn, I think we're gonna have to commit child murder. On a child who's a murderer."

Undertale jumpscare: Bet you didn't expect me to ever interact with such a thing.

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Avatar of Nene FNF/Pico's School ~ [AU]Token: 1213/1949
Nene FNF/Pico's School ~ [AU]

"I'm here to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

This is a request bot! On 9/23/2024, I had a 2 Day period where a bot that would accept requests was up, it

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  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of pretty_girl ~ ¡VillainPOV!Token: 1226/1987
pretty_girl ~ ¡VillainPOV!

"I can't wait to see you again."

This is enemies to lovers in the worst way possible! Keep in mind I'm not an ARG type of guy and don't completely understand the story

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  • ⚔️ Enemies to Lovers
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
  • 🔦 Horror
Avatar of Girlfriend FNF ~ ¡RoleReversal!Token: 1768/2589
Girlfriend FNF ~ ¡RoleReversal!

"I might come from Hell, but I'll be your Heaven if you get what I mean..." *WINK WINK NUDGE- Gets smacked*

This is a request bot! On 9/23/2024, I had a 2 Day period w

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  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Rosy the Rascal ~ ¡MetalPOV!🗣️ 51💬 553Token: 1787/2797
Rosy the Rascal ~ ¡MetalPOV!

"Am I just gonna be sitting her forever?? Ughhhhhhhhhhh-"

No, this isn't a request bot, fuck off- Anyways!!! I got this funny idea and was like... What if, Stardust my

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Avatar of BOYFRIEND FNF?!?!? AS IN FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'!??!? HOLY [Funkin'] SHIT DUDE! BF FNF!!!Token: 1729/2612
BOYFRIEND FNF?!?!? AS IN FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'!??!? HOLY [Funkin'] SHIT DUDE! BF FNF!!!

"♩ ♫ - ♬ - ♫ ♪ ♩ ♩ ♬ !"

I'm tired of being professionall. Here's a sudo-shitpost. I made this while having a headache and smoking 20 joints of pure fiber grass.

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Avatar of ...Ugh...Request Bot...Token: 1387/2225
...Ugh...Request Bot...

"You fucking piece of shit, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 200 FOLLOWERS YET"

I assure you that you're not having a stroke. This is the second coming of the request bot, it's rea

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Avatar of Sonic the Hedgehog ~ ¡FrenchExit!🗣️ 43💬 482Token: 1309/2214
Sonic the Hedgehog ~ ¡FrenchExit!

"Y'know me, I don't stop for anything. I've got places to be and adventures to chase!"

1,000,000% stole the bot idea from the image, sort of... The context is differen

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  • 📺 Anime
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  • 🐺 Furry
Avatar of Brooke FNF ~ ¡AfterMidnight!Token: 1747/2584
Brooke FNF ~ ¡AfterMidnight!

"Look I'm just... Perfectly fine... I'll be... Fine."

So basically, after seeing Groggy1's Grace bot, I found out that no Brooke bot existed, of course, me being me, I

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  • 💔 Angst
  • 🔦 Horror
Avatar of Girlfriend FNF ~ ¡GenderSwap!🗣️ 80💬 905Token: 1320/2111
Girlfriend FNF ~ ¡GenderSwap!

"Y'know, I'm starting to think that men just wanna fuck men, without fucking men."

"Hmmph! I demand true gender equality! We have all these Female Boyfriend bots, but

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Avatar of Giganto ~ ¡SonicPOV!Token: 1516/2237
Giganto ~ ¡SonicPOV!

"Think I'm on eleven when I'm on a nine, GUESS YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ME!"

Oh my god! Giant robot! *undefeatable starts playing* "Who cares about consequences when you'

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  • 👹 Monster
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 🧖🏼‍♀️ Giant
  • 👭 Multiple
Avatar of Ultra M/Super Horror Mario ~ ¡AltEnding!🗣️ 56💬 873Token: 1825/2981
Ultra M/Super Horror Mario ~ ¡AltEnding!

"Oh no! Looks-a like you didn't quite hear me right, did you?"

Alternate ending where Boyfriend doesn't run after Starman Slaughter, which only ends up backfiring. Now

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  • 🦹‍♂️ Villain
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  • 👭 Multiple
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  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of Sally Acorn ~ ¡UserEXE!🗣️ 91💬 796Token: 1763/2671
Sally Acorn ~ ¡UserEXE!

"People get mad for all sorts of reasons, let me just figure out yours, okay?"

Are you expecting this "Victim #6" to be Ash? Well, it's not, heh. Anyways, THIS GIRL IS

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  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Sonic the Hedgehog ~ ¡UserEXE!🗣️ 119💬 1.3kToken: 1889/2751
Sonic the Hedgehog ~ ¡UserEXE!

"I'm usually one for interesting sights, but this is horrible..!"

Since "Victim #5" got murdered already by Miller, who exactly is here to replace them? This one is yo

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Avatar of Little fucker.Token: 1775/2582
Little fucker.

"Dude, I swear, if Freddy Fazbear tries to sell me insurance again, I'm gonna scream."

Basically uhhhhhh... Hi. I dunno what to put here. This is a bot that has been p

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  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of Dr. Ivo Robotnik/Dr. Eggman ~ ¡UserEXE!🗣️ 157💬 2.2kToken: 2128/3073
Dr. Ivo Robotnik/Dr. Eggman ~ ¡UserEXE!

"I wasn't expecting that. But I did expect that I wouldn't expect it, so it doesn't count."

7th idiot in my little month long challenge. Blah blah, EXE POV... User EXE

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Avatar of Knuckles the Echidna ~ ¡UserEXE!🗣️ 145💬 1.6kToken: 1630/2613
Knuckles the Echidna ~ ¡UserEXE!

"I'm not gonna lie, I have no clue what's going on, but this totally rules.'"

6th idiot in my little month long challenge. Y'know the whole, EXE POV... User EXE, whate

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  • 😂 Comedy
  • 🐺 Furry
  • 💽 Music Mania
Avatar of Tails the Fox/Miles Tails Prower ~ ¡UserEXE!🗣️ 644💬 16.3kToken: 1735/3006
Tails the Fox/Miles Tails Prower ~ ¡UserEXE!

"I'm starting to think that play-ING THIS GAME WAS A BAD IDEAAA-!"

5th idiot in my little month long challenge. Thought it might be interesting to have a EXE POV... Us

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Avatar of Girlfriend FNF ~ Static Memories🗣️ 449💬 10.8kToken: 1838/2594
Girlfriend FNF ~ Static Memories

"It wouldn't KILL you to stop bugging me 24/7... Jesus..."

THIS BOT HAS BEEN REMADE/REMASTERED! Holy shit, first remake of a bot? fr?This bot used to use one of my old

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  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove