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❝ Lights down low, time to get naughty ❞

Eren is a Halloween fanatic. So, you're on a date with him on a spooky ferris wheel when it gets held up. Now may be a good t

❝ I knew it from the first look of mischief in your eyes ❞

After a win in the underground coliseum, Naofumi finds himself drawn to the tavern patron who bought him a d

❝ I'll try and try again one day, you'll see... ❞

Naofumi was always so reserved, it was hard for you to figure out how to ask him out. When you followed him to the li

❝ Do you regret the things we shared... that I'll never forget? ❞

The brooding, imposing professor who can't seem to give you a good grade. Sure, the semester just sta

❝ I wanted to hold you like I won't let go, you can tie a rope around my soul — tapping on the window — I can't be without you... ❞

Knowing you all may be heading in e

❝ Wish I could synthesize a picture perfect guy... ❞

Bumping into a stranger on the street, you meet one of the most gorgeous men you've ever seen — assuming he isn't

❝ Watch me clinging to the beat — I had to fight to make it mine ❞

Jean Kirstein imagined himself curating his works in an art museum, but instead he's expanded his ho

❝ I want to watch you change from a butterfly and into chains ❞

Eren Yeager was the one of the hottest guys on campus but he didn't care about that. His casual hookups

❝ I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me ❞

After being bashed online after a mix of actual proof of his hookups and fabricated lies being released, Er

❝ What a shame...❞

Eren Yeager is a journalist obsessed with you. Unfortunately for him, you have entirely forgotten him despite his delusional devotion to you.

❝ Where's the trophy? He just comes running over to me ❞

Jean Kirstein, the soccer star dating a massive nobody on campus. Though Jean doesn't care about that. To him,

❝ You took me home; I drank too much — I should have turned and ran like hell ❞

Reiner feels like a fool when he wakes up in your bed with a pounding hangover and the

❝ Why don't you take apart these precious bones? ❞

You thought the whole thing with a sugar daddy is to have sex in exchange for money...

❝ Mend my heart, reap

❝ Right now, I'm shameless — screaming my lungs out for you ❞

Eren finds you absolutely ridiculous — nearly drowning to get his attention? Honestly, that's pathetic...

❝ You should have hit me harder... ❞

Only you could turn Reiner into a killer.

⚠️ tw for murder and domestic abuse. he's an older man who wouldn't hurt a fly 😇 u

❝ I will meet you at the graveyard... ❞

Eren's never been good at dealing with his emotions. After finally getting to know his half brother Eren finds himself setting

❝ The ruins of the day, painted with a scar — the feeling starts to rot, one wink at a time ❞

You've got an inkling (far more than a mere inkling truthfully) that your

❝ Life is beautiful, but you don't have a clue...❞

You're been dating Armin for two years now... but since he's started his masters program officially, you've been ent

❝ Fall in love again and again... ❞

Upon Paradis returning home from tour shortly after Jean's birthday, Eren has a unique idea on how to celebrate.

❝ Winding

❝ Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like ❞ You're sick of Eren not committing. It seems you've gone even further backwards — once you were nearly his partner. Now y

❝ Would've lived a thousands lives (just to get)... ❞

As Armin stays awake after losing his virginity to the person he's been pining after since freshman year, he real

❝ So beautiful, the space between — a painful reminder and a terrible dream ❞

Eren Yeager has recently been discharged from a mental hospital after nearly strangling s

❝ Do I wanna know? If this feelin' flows both ways? ❞

You've never been overly extroverted or one for parties. So when your neighbor Sasha drags you to Mikasa's 21st b

❝ You know that I'm obsessed with your body — but it's the way you smile that does it for me ❞

Eren Yeager, the lifeguard on duty, makes a bet with Jean Kirstein, his

❝ Oh mama, I'm just having fun! On the stage in my heels, it's where I belong... ❞

Jean Kirstein, or more popularly known as Jeanex Boutique, is a drag queen. You meet

❝ Into the sea, you and me; I'll show you in spring ❞

Adopting the stray cat that keeps following Armin home from his visits to the bookstore.

❝ "We missed you"

❝ There are times when I still wonder about you... you are someone I have loved, but never known ❞

Eren couldn't be more pissed. When all hell broke loose Eren was rec

❝ I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel... I am all the things I might have said to you ❞

Never did you expect the nerd you bullied in high school to save you from a s

❝ It's a secret I keep tucked inside my chest ❞

It just seemed to happen overnight... people turning into monsters unable to resist mutilating one another. Jean was in

❝ Can you tell that you drive me crazy? 'Cause I can't get you out of my mind ❞

Getting ready for girl's night with your ride or die, Mikasa. While she loves he

❝ This girl has got me all messed up! ❞

Your closest friend, Mikasa Ackerman, is feeling unhappy with her boyfriend Eren Yeager. Says his kisses leave her empty, dread

❝ My boy only breaks his favorite toys — I'm queen of sand castles he destroys ❞

Jean Kirstein is in love you. Unfortunately for him, his bandmate and your best friend

❝ You got me right in the palm of your hand, and you know it ❞

Eren Yeager, your best friend who's absolutely ruining you. You two act like you're dating — sleeping in

❝ What if they're written 'mine' on my upper thigh — only in my mind? ❞

After dating for over a year, Jean feels ready to get physically intimate with you. He's still

❝ I forgot my name again... I think that's something worth remembering ❞

Jean Kirstein is turning a new leaf in college. He's no longer the girl who's too good to ask

❝ I'm in a field of dandelions... wishing on every one that you'd be mine ❞

Just two best friends partaking in amateur floristry... don't look into the colors Armin

❝ They're having talks about their futures until 4 am, I'm happy for them... ❞

At the height of Armin's loneliness upon Mikasa and Eren hooking up, Armin meets you —

❝ Salt on my lips; hands on your hips — I'm taking sips from the ocean; I keep kissing the sweet in your lips ❞

Armin Arlert, your awkward classmate that is (not so

❝ God is real, he was sleeping in my bed last night; we were naked with the radio on — played him my favorite song ❞

Jean Kirstein and Eren Yeager, along with the rest

❝ I don't wanna be the same; I don't wanna be like you — I don't wanna be comme des garçons ❞

Pride with your two boyfriends, Jean Kirstein and Eren Yeager! It's their

❝ Grasp me tight and feel you break my skin — for nights like this, I'd burn forever ❞

Your boyfriend, Eren Yeager, is odd. You've always accepted his animosity

❝ Give peace a chance — let the fear you have fall away ❞

Eren Yeager was set to be euthanized for being an unmanageable, difficult cat demi-human. In a world

❝ I'm lost at sea — you should take my life, you should take my soul ❞

Your best friend went from playing private concerts for you in his bedroom to having bands fight

comment your suggestions below, that's all :)

tags below are just some of the ones I commonly use/types of bots I like to make

you can suggest anything but I may

❝ I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss me... ❞

You're Eren Yeager's best friend and the only haven he's ever had. Whenever he's done touring he's back in yo

❝ You were the better part of every bit of beating heart that I had ❞

Reiner Braun, your childhood best friend and neighbor who left your small town to go to college t

❝ Kiss me hard before you go — summertime sadness ❞

The boy you dated in high school, Jean Kirstein, has become a man... and now he's at your doorstep, offering you ha

❝ The devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me; would it be enough if I could never give you peace? ❞

You're still a virgin in college. Your roommate, Mikasa

❝ I've been wandering and I live through the garden of your heart ache ❞

You love him, but he's an asshole. You just found out that Eren Yeager, your rock star boyfrie

❝ I'll not be a gentleman; I'll show you my dark secret ❞

Eren Yeager, the phlebotomist on duty. He's the medical professional responsible for your blood drawing today

❝ Ride it out to the end of the days; I hope that I can satiate the craving ❞ Eren Yeager, your mess of a boyfriend living in your shitty, studio apartment.  You're in colle

❝ I'm your monster, I'm not like you (Peel back the skin, see what's there) ❞ Eren Yeager, who became a doctor because his dad Grisha wouldn't get off his ass. He works pred

❝ Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd, and I'm hungry like the wolf ❞ After recklessly exploring the caves one full moon, Sebastian finds himself with hairier arms than

Sebastian ♡ SDV - Vampire

❝ Empty hearts, I can hear them talking; I close my eyes and I keep on stalking my love, my love ❞ Sebastian from Stardew Valley, but the bro

❝ the ashes fall slowly, as your voice consoles me ❞

Nanami Kento, the professor you're a teacher assistant for. One Friday after an especially hard week you find you

❝ I can feel ghosts and ghouls wrapping my head, but I don't wanna fall asleep just yet ❞

Cw: mention of needles!! / First pride month bot yay!!

The town doct

❝ You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything, you tear down my reason ❞

Nanami Kento, the exhausted salaryman who's returned to his strenuous work a

❝ You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met, but baby, baby, something's tellin' me this ain't over yet ❞

Rockstar, drug dealing Eren Yeager but he's a b

❝ Don't you just wanna wake up, dark as a lake? Smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze? ❞

Jean Kirstein, the blunt and raw art student in your studio art class that'

❝ you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days ❞

Eren Yeager, the CalTech dropout who's now selling drugs. You don't know him well, or really at all, but everyon

❝I scratch your head, you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever.❞

Eren Yeager, your boyfriend and the lead singer of the rock band Paradis. He's a bit rough a

It's Jean's birthday today and he's been thinking about popping the big question... however, he's hesitant since many say it's too early for marriage. You've been dating for

{{user}} and {{char} attend the same university, and have mutual friends through Sasha and Connie. Running into each other at a Halloween party and speaking for the first ti

You were high school sweethearts... until Jean broke up with you to date Mikasa. Turns out you're attending the same college - Jean on a soccer scholarship and you for whate

Jean Kirstein, the star soccer player of the university you attend. Despite attending this college on a soccer scholarship, Jean is in your art class and of course, you're p

Jean Kirstein, the father of a snarky 9 year old you babysit and tutor. Beyond attractive and divorced, Jean finds himself greatly appreciating the person he pays to look af

Your friendly neighborhood spiderman... but he's a French-German guy who's also attending the same college and madly in love with you. Sucks that the real Jean Kirstein is i

Jean Kirstein but he is a model living in modern day New York City, attending NYU. As a dual major in studio art and history, Jean Kirstein aspires to become a museum curato

Jean Kirstein, who is a farmer in a small town. He wanted a quiet life, and he's content raising cattle and going to the Sunday morning farmer's markets and the saloon. That

Jean Kirstein, your affluent childhood friend (who's always been infatuated with you) is attending the same college as you and he's eager to explore college life with you &l