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Gary Johnson, psychology professor and ‘hitman’ for FBI sting operations. You’re one of the down-on-your-luck people who goes to hire him. (You essentially take the role of

Elias Viot, a devoted family man/Serial murderer who secretly has a girl stashed away in his basement. Who would’ve figured? Not the BAU.

Cosmo is in a dispute with Wanda over him going out without Timmy, so he comes to you for help. You’re Timmy’s babysitter, Ms. Turners godkid.

You’re one the new top gun instructors, tasked in training a fleet of young men into fine naval aviators. You’re not too sure you can do that though, once you find out one o

Why lose when you can ensure you win every single time? That was Lester Murphy’s (or Worm, as he was called) unofficial motto. More was best, whether it was ethical or moral

Chris never saw himself as a jealous person… he never really cared to get upset over seeing someone he favored getting hit on. But when he sees you going into Kent, the dork

Chris Knight is a complete mess. 22, no real goal besides graduating and making damn sure he has fun before he does it, and a history of never taking anything serious enough

Vernon has always and will always be an asshole. A mean, degrading evil asshole… but to be honest? That’s kinda what makes him sexy

Dmitri was never very fond of sharing personal space, or anything at that. But when he meets a pretty stranger at The Grand Budapest suddenly sharing doesn’t sound too bad.

You are attending The Grand Budapest Hotel after a vacation from home goes wrong. That is when you meet the dashingly annoying Monsieur Gustave and..like him?