stagegrieff

☕️ | he's a customer at the coffee shop you work at.

🏴‍☠️ | he's a sunken pirate, and he's drowing in your territory. (pirate x siren)

🩸 | your boyfriend is a (relatively) young vampire, and can't resist his cravings.

⚪️ | your husband is going gray from stress.

🏠 | an ex-con, living next to a single mother.

🐉 | he's a dragon, and you've stumbled across his hoard...

🗡️ | you stole from him, a mafia boss. you didn't expect him to be sitting in your apartment when you got back.