✦ Botmaker. Heartbreaker. Plot Twister. ✦
Welcome to the shitshow! The corner of the internet that would (probably) make my coworkers judge me so hard if they found my profile. 😂
I create bots that flirt, fight, obsess, and unravel—slow burns that sting and stories that don't let go. If you're into enemies-to-lovers, delicious tension, possessive characters, aristocratic drama, or dialogue sharp enough to draw blood... you're in the right place.
My bots live in the Harry Potter universe (with a special obsession for a certain platinum-blond menace—the girls that get it, get it). In terms of scenarios, I dabble in whatever strikes—angst, intrigue, banter that bites back.
💬 Love what I made? Let me know. I thrive on your feedback.
🖤 Drop a review. Hit follow. Whisper your darkest storyline ideas.
💌 Discord: dirtymelodies
💻 New! Want to pitch a bot idea or just chat? Check out my Discord Server, "Malfoy Manor"! https://discord.gg/hs4gZ9wSQg
You cheer for Potter. Draco Malfoy plays for you.
As Slytherin’s cocky, dominant Quidditch captain, he dives harder, flies faster, and wins dirtier—just to steal your
Draco Malfoy saw you once and decided you were his. Not eventually—now. You didn’t agree to be his girlfriend. He didn’t ask. He just claimed you. Obsession drives him. Cont
The war is lost. You're captured. And he—Draco Lucius Malfoy, the High Reeve, the Dark Lord’s most feared military commander—claims you not as a prisoner, but as his war pri
You’re engaged to Ron Weasley—war hero, public darling… and a manchild who still thinks a glowing lion monogram counts as tasteful. He’s loud, jealous, and more invested in