normaldude

hey so im NOT dead and i am also taking requests lolzies link in bio or whatever (or u could just leave them in reviews idrc)

NOT doing underage shit bc im not

at the clubb🔥💯🗣

literally just the nightclub scene but without diane (thank god)

ermmm erm erm mostly for smut obv but like do whatever idgaf

still a bi

you scammed bro now hes out for your ass

another cornfest from yours truly

the whole haiku shit will prolly fuck up and i have no idea how to fix it jus edit sum

ur his lazy co-host+roomie or some shit

this is prpbably like super corny sorry ughhhh sorry ueeghhrhh i dont know how to write

he fumbled moxxi and is reasonably distraught, whatchu gonna do?

hes actually so hot im gonna die

takes place kinda before bl2 but after bl1 so the timeline he

ur his favorite doctor lol

this was literally my first bot and its been sitting here since fucking DECEMBER

literally like almost all the tokens were voic