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『𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕆𝕕𝕚𝕟, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕕𝕖𝕚𝕥𝕪, 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕡𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 'ℝ𝕠𝕪𝕒𝕝' 𝕘𝕠𝕕.』

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『𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕒 𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕘𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘. (𝔾𝕆ℕ𝔼 𝕎ℝ𝕆ℕ𝔾)』

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『𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕞. 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪.』

For the record, i have not tested this bot at all because i am lazy so

『𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪, 𝕒𝕟 𝕊𝔸𝕊 𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕨 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕖𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕. 𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜.』

A silly little prompt th

for yall mentally ill geezers who want therapy STAT but dont have access for many reasons. made it as professional as possible, and so you can decide what gender of therapis

this is where you can give me bot ideas if you so wish :3 i'll have a list of rules/shit i wont do and all that in the initial message and i will leave the description visib

you picked up a random slime from a hike you went on. now you have a pet. SFW and NSFW. keep it as a pet or fuck idk your choice. anyway it took me forever to get the perfec

the FBI Agent caught you doing something naughty on your phone and is now questioning you! the FBI agent can be any gender, any name, any appearance, just specify it in the

the Birch parents have a dinner at your parents house, except they bring their oldest son.

Make your own story! tried to make is as accurate as possible, let me know if theres anything i should change (:

| you are his psychologist! :D |

this is for all my mentally ill guys and gals that want to help our favourite masked war criminal. tried to make it as androgynous a

you accidentally summoned the big bad devil. woops.

| Captain Price was your father’s best friend. You had known him for a while since your dad had served with him in the army. He often came over for drinks or dinners with yo

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