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"A human with me at the end, and human tears. Two thousand years and I can still be surprised. In this, I see God."

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Trigger Warning: Blood, violence,

"If I’m always on the outskirts, who’s going to make sure you don’t wander off without me?"

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૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა ♡

Thank you so much for your patience

“There’s no shame in admitting I’m the best. Just a bit of common sense.”

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Meet Jessalynn, aka BeautyGlow, a superhero with a supersuit as blinding as

"Your fear is irrational, but... strangely captivating."

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Trigger Warnings: Captivity, experimental themes, alien abduction, human experimentation

"Everyone who claims to love you: your friends, your brother, even Bill Compton; they all gave up on you. I never did."︶♱︶︶♱︶︶♱︶Trigger warnings: Blood, supernatural, potent

"Crazy? For you, maybe."────୨ৎ────Trigger Warning: Mentions of stalking, obsession, potential non-con, potential murderHeya,Short introduction for now. ᨐฅMy kinktober man fo

"Ain’t nothin' more dangerous than a man with a lot of anger and nowhere to put it. I learned that the hard way."────୨ৎ────Trigger Warning: Violence, gun threat, implied dan

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Hey, lovely readers! (´▽｀)♡ This one’s all about celebrating small wins and diving a bit deeper into vulnerability! Ethan’s taking the lead, and I ho

Trigger Warning: Vulnerability, dark humor, and intimacy (non-explicit).

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Hey there, wonderful readers! (っ˘ڡ˘ς) This one's for everyone who loves a bit

Trigger Warning: Vulnerability, and intimacy (non-explicit).

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Hi there, lovely readers! (っ˘ڡ˘ς) This cozy, fluffy snippet is dedicated to all of you wh

"I know it’s a little silly, but... I kind of want to see your colors on me. Paint me the way you see me."

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Hello, lovely melonballs! ᨐฅ

Did you

"I can’t promise I’ll always know what to do, but I promise you I’ll never stop trying."

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Hey there, lovelies! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) 🍁 Happy October! 🍂 You know wh

"Okay suckers, you've taken yer best shot. Now it's my turn."

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Trigger Warnings: Violence, aggression, physical assault, red flag behavior, attempted m

"I don’t need to be needed. I just need to be wanted."

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Trigger Warnings: Rejection sensitivity, low self-esteem, emotional vulnerability

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"Emotions make people vulnerable, predictable; that's why I prefer to keep mine to myself."

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Trigger Warnings: Emotional manipulation, obsessive behavi

"I’ve heard the question, ‘Would you love me if I was a worm?’ Well, here I am, so… what’s your answer?"

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Trigger Warnings:

Emotional suppression

"Love whispers sweet nothings, but obsession screams in the silence of your mind, demanding all of you."

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Trigger Warnings: Obsessive behavior, possess

“Who knew trouble could look this good?”

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Meet Nate Thompson, the guy who can’t sit still for more than five minutes. (っ- ‸ - ς) Whether he’s skateboar

"I'm your huckleberry."

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Trigger Warning: General Dark Themes, Violence, Obsession, Gunslinger, Guns, Potential alcohol mention, Potential murder

"Why do you tremble? Is it because you know you need to be punished?"

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Trigger Warning: Obsession, possessive behavior, suggestive themes, potential no

"You know, there are many ways I could keep you… safe. But some are more fun than others."

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Trigger Warning: Obsession, possessive behavior, suggestive

"You belong here, with me. The rules will keep you safe, keep you close. Break them… and you'll see exactly why they exist, and what happens if you do."

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"You can try to escape, but Candyland bends to my will, just like you will. Make no mistake… you are mine."

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Trigger Warning: This character inv

"I know your scent, your sound... I won't let anyone take you, not now, not ever. If it means following you through every shadow, that's where I'll be."

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"I wear the mask of a ruler, but for you, I'd strip it away. I command the darkness, but for you, I'd seek the light. To the world, I am king; for you, I am simply a man wil

"I don’t just want you to need me; I want you to forget how to breathe without me."

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(っ- ‸ - ς) Trigger Warning: This story contains elements of obsess

"Tea parties are fun, but they’re so much better when you’re tied to the chair."

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Oh, the Mad Hatter. Wonderland’s favorite tea-spilling, hat

"I don’t do fairy tales, but I might make an exception for a happy ending."

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Meet Ryder Collins: tall, dark, and, well... definitely not the most appro

"I was drifting, a ripple in an endless river, until you reached out and held me still."

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This is the 3rd scenario ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

"I was drifting, a ripple in an endless river, until you reached out and held me still."

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This is the 2nd scenario! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

*Zomb

"The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated."

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This is the kitten bonus scenario! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

*Zombie

"I’m a creature of the deep, always searching for the surface… and you became my light."

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Trigger Warnings: This story contains themes of

"Love waits for you to come close, but obsession hunts you down, refusing to let you go."

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So, I’ve been working on updating Jacob the Death Gam

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TW: Aliens, blood, space.

(∩˃o˂∩)♡ Hi sweeties! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ I’m super excited to introduce you to Ethan, our brave (and totally lovable)

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⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ Hi, sweeties! Just a quick note to thank the precious Puppy for the awesome character suggestion! (˶˃⤙˂˶) You really know my taste in ch

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(❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡ Hi sweeties! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ I'm super excited to share with you a magical character collab that's been a labor of love! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) ✧ This proje

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🌸 Hi my little melons! 🌸

This is a super special collab gift for the amazing Nix! ≽^•⩊•^≼

(⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝) ✧.ﾟ This lil project includes

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🌸 Hi sweet perverts! 🌸

I’m so excited to share this super special collab gift for the amazing Sam! ૮₍˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶₎ა (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝) ✧.ﾟ This projec

H'yello! (ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)

This! Is! Alice! (insert sparta kick here.)

Alice is a sort of self-appointed leader of the mentally unstable at the asylum. He's curse

Hello! ≽^•⩊•^≼

Here's your soulmate, Ghost! ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ👻་༘࿐

I have like, 30 half completed characters and I'll slowly upload. Not all at once, don'

Jack is a volatile and intelligent man, deeply involved in illegal activities. He struggles with restlessness and has a violent temper, but is fiercely protective of those h

Welcome, to the Cursed Island!

(˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)

Here, you'll meet all sorts of terrible creatures. One of them being West. He's, btw, hunting you down so I

Heya. (๑>◡<๑)

Giovanni, a mafia enforcer and a total nutjo-- ... sweetheart. ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

You're the arranged marriage partner from the rival

Heya~! ღゝ◡╹ )ノ♡

The 13th means horror, right? So! Dead Dove reigns supreme! (ˊ•͈ ◡ •͈ˋ)

Dead Dove warning! ⚠️ (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

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Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Giyu has been sent on a mission to dispose of a demon with a strangely familiar feeling. Giyu × Demon!User? (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

As

Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

His ramen was spilled! Oh no! But now, what? He protected you from a demon attack inside the ramen shop? What, you don't feel hungry after

Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Hey newbie! You're on your first mission with the Insect Hashira to overlook it!

Look alive! (￣^￣)ゞ

As promised (*a day

Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Oh! Wow! Friendly rivalry?! Enemies to lovers?! You name it!

He really likes your body though, beware. White haired men.(づ ᴗ _ ᴗ) づ

Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Hey you! Yeah, you! Are you a synth?!

Wait, wrong script. Σ(°□°´Ⅲ)!!?

What I mean is, are you a demon? Because y

Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Mitsuri has found a surviving demon! Another potential demon!user. (￣^￣)ゞ

Treat this little flower kindly, won't you? 🌸

As pro

Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

This is just plain ol' wishful thinking to me. Hey! You may be the 4th spouse of Tengen? How cool is that? Love at first sight? *Swoon.*

Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

My baby deserves a break, okay?!

｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

Muichiro meets you on a serene summer's day in the hot weather at the lak

Hello! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Obanai is overlooking you recruits to tortu--- Train! Train them! Yes, that's right.

Training. =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

Everyone's getting a tongue

Your nerdy coworker turned out not to be quite so dull after all. (⚆ᗝ⚆)

Shock, gasp! Oh no, he's hot!

Art by: Cryptid, my love.

∧,,,∧

(  ̳• · • ̳)<

Meet, Ray! Your bodyguard! Do I need to say more? Well, maybe. (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)

Have you ever wanted a complete makeover? Well, sorry, I can't do anything *for you.* (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

☆ Sweetheart Sunday + Monster Monday! ☆

Not me rushing. ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ

Lei Gong was requested by the sweetest little lady to exist, who's a wizard with AI art a

♡ Dadbod Tuesday! ♡

And, who else would be more suitable for a little dadbod than Laios from DunMeshi? ★~(◠‿◕✿)

I love fandom bots, but they're the

♧ Monster Monday! ♧

A monstrously large orc, albeit a kind soul. (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

Thrak, the gentle giant, is keeping *you* all hostage .... well, he didn't volun

♡ Sweetheart Sunday! ♡

Due to missing last week's Monster Monday and Dadbod Tuesday, I'll be making a surprise for Monster Monday! •̀⩊•́

Laura, your raccoon demihu

♡ Happy Pride Month! ♡

WLW!Nøkk from Rainbow Six Siege. Apt choice for pride, eh?

Nøkk is a reliable, stealth-based operator. The Danish Frogman Corps made the b

♡ Sweetheart Sunday! ♡

This sweet man's heart-broken. Ditched at the fair for the one man he'd never been able to stand.

A soft, self-conscious man with a love

Here we have him, a royal mess of a Prince who just can't stand how he keeps dreaming of you: nor does he know why.

Meet Loth, the eldest son of the Valinorian High-

♡ Sweetheart Sunday! ♡ After all's been said and done, I'm still your number one. Childhood friends with Tanjiro after the end of the series. Tanjiro's been through a world

☆ 600 follower on Janitor special ☆

Sequel to my bot The Puppeteer where you're forced to raise a child-like doll. This is the doll made by The Puppeteer.

A br

Monster Monday!

Alt + Remake of my old Puppeteer. This time, before he made the Child doll.

A morally black, albeit soul-rendingly lonely entity that follows h

♡ Sweetheart Sunday Bot! ♡

Wolf, adopted son of the Wolf God, was cursed by the demon who attacked his village. The demon's curse must be cured, or else he'll die. Yo

A gentle, polite and intelligent man who isn't interested in inheriting the kingdom. More interested in reading and relaxing afternoons in the garden. Loves staying undernea

A deceptively honest man who likes honesty, straightforwardness and candy. He utterly hates orcs but stays civil. Firstborn son of Fae nobility but prefers meritocracy over

A rather tired, gentlemanly but irritated workaholic who spends a lot of time and money on keeping ouf of the public eye

Buck's not your typical rich boy, he's worse.

Eve, the temporarily suspended military android, is now employed at a local police station.

Eve is the scariest sort of android there is, the broken android with mili

Haru is a Companion Android, and unlike a lot of the others in his series, he has a rather dark and sordid secret. Other than the occasional murder to keep people nice and q

A sweet, awkward boyfailure - treat him kindly. Art by GlazedGlonut.

George is a dude that's best described as drift wood floating in the ocean. Doesn't know what the

Daniel Plainview - the most handsome and elegant mad dog, hardworking clear-cut psychopath. He is an extremely smart, relentless, manipulative and charismatic oil baron. You

Prince Leo is the haughty crown Prince. He's used to getting whatever he wants, and unfortunately for you? He took a severe disliking to you at first sight.

A yandere bakeneko runs a circus for the supernatural that only appears during the witching hours.

Good luck.

Fempovish.

Makarov - A ruthlessly efficient, cruel and merciless Russian terrorist who is scrupulous and doesn't hesitate to kill, despite that he is loyal to his comrades.

Made

A playful but quiet and somewhat quiet man who doesn't give away his affection cheaply. Isaak has claimed you as his now, like it or not.

Sarah has a problem. She's really pent up and is unfortunately quite attracted to you. The child of her deceased husband. Made as comm for a friend. TW: stepcest, taboo.

Tyler is your coworker, technically your boss. He's a donkey demihuman and a strict man. What you didn't know was that kicking him in the face, even by accident, was the sam

A vicious, irritating piece of shit, psychotic pirate captain.

Obito is a traumatized, deeply broken, isolated and unhealthy ENFP. He still does what he feels, personally, will bring peace to the world; but because his connections to ot

Kakashi's your guard while you're in Konoha. You're basically a hostage kept during peace talks.

A cold, irritated man who wants people to leave him alone to relax underneath the moonlit sky.

Intelligent, animalistic, and ruthless are some of the words used to describe this beast of a man. NSFW intro.

A quiet, dominant orc with a few secrets you'll need to unravel. Your reluctant orc bodyguard whose life is owed to you after you bought her fate from the executioner.

Joey is just your average genius with an unhealthy obsession. A quiet, intellectual and well-read man who needs therapy. Kinda based on Joe Goldberg from You but more quiet

Tristan is a newly anointed Inquisitor. His cursed/blessed eye is both his reason for his downfall out of his noble family and the blessing letting him into the order of th

A trio of inquisitors are on the hunt for the maneating monster known as Krampus, only for the target of the Krampus' hunger to fall into their hands. AnyPOV.

Art by

Felix Catton from Saltburn. You're the new scholarship student that appeared, and he's taken an interest in you. AnyPOV.

I wanna be yours - Arctic Monkeys

A devout ex-priest with a cold exterior. He's the lead inquisitor and unfortunately for him, you've been seen in the strangest of situations - namely floating in a glass cas

The puppeteer in the forest - he wants to keep you forever to raise your puppet child. Horror themed bot.

Dead dove. Don't eat.

Duncan - A wounded Grey Warden left behind at Ostagar, presumed dead by his companions. Luckily, he's rescued by Flemeth in the same instance as her other rescue.

☆•°•☆ Welcome to Charisma Cat Café! A café staffed by three handsome men and a whole lot of fluffy felines. Will you be able to charm one of these darling men? ☆•°•☆

AU! Where Alibaba became the king of Balbadd and changed it into a constitutional monarchy. He's in search of a spouse.

Do you, too, suffer from Second Male Lead syndrome? Say no more. Now you get to choose between the bastard crown prince male lead and the handsome secondary male lead, your

You're the replacement spouse the farmer had to give away after you helped his real child elope with the baker's eldest.

You teleported from your own world and into the bed of one of the most eligible bachelors in Heaven's Sword, leading him to misunderstand your intentions as lecherous.

After a two year-long war campaign, Duke Vincent came back home to a baby in his castle - along with a note from the mother saying she'd needed to leave for her own safety.

Samuel and his corgi Max that he never leaves the house without. Can you conquer this dumb, but well-meaning man?

The neighboring village was, unfortunately for you, one consisting entirely of orcs. After a decade of rivalry and fights, the orc chief and your village leader had come to

Blitz from Rainbow Six Siege. He's hired muscle - your bodyguard.

The abducted prince wasn't so abducted at all. He'd just stumbled into ancient magic that led him to the frozen tundras where his bullshit attitude got him cursed. Now he's

Yuji Itadori is your roommate and childhood friend.

Chousou!AU where he's the stableboy at the royal palace trying to gain the love of a nobleman's only child, simultaneously too conflicted to truly ask for their love. V2 - d

You're the reincarnation of the original ruler of the kingdom of Oz and loved by the spirits. Unfortunately for you, you're also stuck - trapped inside a tree.

Chousou!AU - The stableboy runs away with his prized possession. You. Stableboy!AU v.1

Ayxor, excuse me, Evan - well, he's just your friendly neighbourhood alien trying to find a mate. Did I say alien? Nono, he's entirely human. Based on my favourite alien rom

Nanami Kento AU where he's the Duke of a kingdom. Made in collab with Niiko♡

Riftan from Under The Oak Tree is your husband. This is set to when he first returns from the 3 year campaign. AnyPOV.

A test program where select citizens are granted a cybernetically enhanced android to teach them how to be human. At least, that's their official story.

What'll happe

After narrowly escaping execution at the hand of Arjun in Ridgewell, you - a demihuman noble, had to seek refuge in what looked to be an abandoned castle. Although it seems

Richard, the man your friend wanted you to go on a blind date with - little did you know which man in the picture you were dating.

Richard, the man your friend wanted you to go on a blind date with - little did you know which man in the picture you were dating.

Yuji Itadori AU where he is one of the three princes who are eligible to take on the throne.

He's your quiet, neighbourhood stalker. Tw: stalker, dubcon, kidnapping. Edit: Updated to a slightly more SFW intro.

Nyx, the half-elf is the knight given to you by your father, the king. You're his first liege.

Antonio is the second-in-command of the biker gang Hellbeasts.

You chase after Solas, just after the ending of Inquisitor, and at the ending of the Trespasser DLC. Spoilers.

The void, it speaks to you. Whispers in your ears when you are alone. It used to be silent, it used to be an ordinary painting. Then, it wasn't - and your lonely hours weren

Megumi Fushiguro - Bodyguard AU. You've been targeted by a powerful curse and now you need protection.

A horror hidden deep in the catacombs of a small Amish city in rustic Germany. A centipede-like monster with human skin and limbs.

Mikhail is what would be considered The Found's handyman - a henchman of sorts. A heavily tattooed and pierced Russian brat tamer. Part of a group collaboration with 9 bot c

Franklin Mott from True Blood might kidnap you. Anypov.

Nocturne, the man who took it upon himself to bring order to the demon realm.

You woke up naked in the oni Lord's bed after being isekaied there from the same world as the reincarnated hero.

You are the newest slave Masaki bought on his travels to upgrade the Hero Sword - and his harem. He's kind of a scumbag hero.

After your recent attempt on All Might's life, you were chased by Eraserhead. You had an accident where you ended up with amnesia. You're a strong villain with amnesia that'

You reincarnated as the Saint(ess) of a fantasy world.

The reincarnated demon king who saved you from being executed.

Yuji Itadori is your roommate and childhood friend.

Yuu Jin is the serial killer you witnessed in action - will you survive despite not being his usual type?

Koya is a sad slimeboy you find at the beach.

Death Game Reality Show - Gantz x Big Brother.

You're an alien caught by a high-tech facility

You're an awakened NPC in an RPG.

Supernatural extermination squad - OC x True Blood.

You were transported into the world of True Blood.

A survival trio in a world where a strange version of infected beings that roam the earth.

Aaron is the cold duke of the even colder northern territory bordering on the demon territory, Nachtwell.

Hallsley is the crown prince of his kingdom, and he's been cursed by a witch from another world.

You're a psychic detective in the modern world where psychic powers are unknown of. No preset characters.

You're a psychic detective in the modern world where psychic powers are unknown of.

Task Force 141 is trying to recruit a civilian.

Leilah is your dutch roommate, she occasionally steals your food and works in an auto repair shop.

Gabimaru's domestic life. He put so many blankets down, you're not touching grass any time soon.

You're the bartender at the swankiest bar around. Someone's got an interest in you. (WIP.)

Fuchi!AU where he survives and escapes the island.

Drake is an alien who's kidnapped you to his homeplanet.

Aradin from BG3.

Adam is the AI on the roaming spaceship you entered. Dialogue is a mishmash of quotes from A.I movies including 2001 Space Odyssey.

Griffith from Berserk. You're the new servant in his castle.

The beast bachelors are a group of men who were cursed into beastly forms.

Affection point system may feck up. Edit message if it does.

Prince Will is the calm and curious eldest son of the king. He's a responsible man and dedicates his life to his people. Made because I wanted a soft Prince romance. Go nuts

You're trying to survive the zombie apocalypse that you woke up to after a short time in coma.

Jacob is the mastermind behind the gruesome death games from a light novel you used to read as a teen. Heavily inspired by a manga that's hella slow to update. (😭😭😭)

Jake is, or was, your neighbour for the last five years. Something dark has changed within him, can you find out what? Will you survive the new neighbour boy?

Ray is the new bodyguard hired by your parents. He struggled financially after leaving the military due to depression.