Lord_Rizz

"OMG! NEW IMAGINARY FRIENDS???"

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Warning: Stalking, Violence, CRAZY LADY!!!

Basically, your life has gone to shit. No friends, no bitches, and no job. All thanks to your beautiful stalker, she's all y

This apology is for @spider lover 2116. Before I start, the reason I didn’t make this earlier was because I was at work and didn’t have the time. I did apologize in the comm

A beach trip between you, Jessie, Mika, and Yuna. Unfortunately Jessie flaked, and Mika went off to make sure she isn't murdered by a serial killer or some BS like that. Lea

Your good friend Mika invited you out to the amusement park. She’s been in a funk worrying about Jessie’s typical vanishing act. So Mika decided it was a great idea to take

You, Jessie, and Mika had been living together like some fucked up sitcom for months. Between Mika's constant flirting and Jessie's many drunken breakdowns, you finally had