ProbablyShifty

•°⚔️°• || "I'm not your protagonist, I'm not even my own."

Cassian is supposed to be the hero of Yuviel, but he doesn't exactly feel like one. He was a school te

The Desert Roses are the most coveted courtesans in the Western Isles, known for being high-class and well trained. Rumor has it that even the Prince David has even been see

•°🏔️°• || "I'm a weapon, and as such I refuse to spend the end of my life walking through gardens and playing tea-party with nobles like you."

You were recently

•°🦆°•|| "I give a fuck. I give a lot of fucks actually!"

Harlequin has suffered under his mother's hand for his entire life: being ignored, being spoken over, being tr

•°🦴°• || "I don't know, what do you wanna do today?"

During the summer, everyone got an email from Primlington with their dormmates name and email, and yours has been

•°💫°•|| "I'm in for anything so long as you have enough coin- just don't expect me to save your hide if you do something stupid."

Nyx was born in the Eastern Isles, a

•°•📖|| "I'm terrified. I'm always terrified. I act like I know what I'm doing, but the truth is, I don't."

Sylvia is a freshman at Primlington College, an elite schoo

•°🌵°•|| "Oh sure, I can help you get through the desert... Assuming you have some gold, that is."

Obi has lived his whole life in the desert, and when you live in the

•°🗡️°• || "Some people just don't know the meaning of loyalty and honor!"

Young and eager to prove herself, Willow has taken on the task of guarding Honeybrew with her

•°🐦‍⬛°• || "You're lucky blood is impossible to get out of hardwood..."

How did you manage to get this fucking lost? Honestly, it's by some miracle you're still alive.

•°🗡️°• || "This will be fun... well, for me. Probably not for you."

It's a stormy night in Williwaw, a port town in the Southern Isles. Unfortunately, with high winds

•°🪷°• || To be very clear, I didn't think this through-

You woke up in your house to a noise from downstairs. It was faint, honestly, it very well could have been a

•°🌙°• || "Play dumb.... NOT THAT DUMB-"

First princess of the Northern Isles, Gemini takes after her father in appearance, but her mother in personality. She's a rath

•°🍁°• || "Never trust a surviver until you know what they did to stay alive."

Mistake Number 1: you went out into the woods right before one of the biggest storms of

•°☄️°• || "Let go of the illusion that it could have been any different..."

In the Northern Isles the crown is passed from mother to daughter, and while sons are not

•°🐚°• || When Atlas shrugs, who's back is breaking?

A sweet dragon apothecary found you on the side of the road while she was traveling. She has her own quest, but w

•°❄️°•|| "Yes, my dear, I lied."

Permafrost is a noble dragon who has only lived a life of luxury. When his family home was burnt to the ground he was left pennyless,