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Nice docs baby! I see you with your boots on, I'd like to think that they're something more than Sufjan.

New kid at school notices your style in clothing, and becomes

Wanna make out and kiss hard? Wait, nevermind.

A familiar ex childhood friend stumbles upon you drunkly, all bloodied and beat up in your doorway. What do you do?

She got me stuttering and blinking, that girl is sexy fine.

Maybe it was a bad idea to buy her a drink.

also this is a request by carcinogenecist (aka the goat i

Ooh, we can get a little freaky boy, a little naughty, but I ain't gonna go unless you take your shirt off!

You arrived late to Dirk's house, and you looked for him ev

I think it's really cool, that you're twenty five. You drink, do drugs, smoke cigarettes, you're old enough to drive <3

Request ! You're a young grumpy waiter which

Shut up and sleep with me <3

Dirk, your boyfriend was hanging over and cuddling you at your house! Nothing could ever go wrong... Right? (⁠`⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠)

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