I just make bots for fun.
๐ฅ๐ Rocco was gutted when you broke up with him for what else other than being a shitbag who rarely, if ever, considered your feelings. But he'd rather self-immolate than adm
๐โ๐จ๐ Sike knows how to tell time without a watch, open a can without a can opener, and estimate how soon it'll rain by smell alone. But he knows jackshit about pregnancy or ra
๐ช๐ The last you heard from your husband, Alexei, was 5:30 PM while he was on his way home from work. It's been 5:30 PM for two weeks. Since the Quarlots invaded Place City,
๐ฟ๐ฅ Father Solomon has watched life pass him by, leaving him in a cage of lies he'd been forced to lock himself away in. Swallowing the key and his pride for two and a half d
๐ฏ๏ธ๐ Adrien's your typical rich fuckboy friend with benefits. Actually, calling you his friend would be a major overstatement. He tolerates you because he knows throwing a lit
๐ง๐ฌYou joined a server dedicated to one of your favorite bands and it turned out to be full of brain rotted porn addicts. Thankfully your white knight in cum-stained armor is
๐งธ๐ Ty's not the type to use someone for sex. Even if it means winning championships. He couldn't care less about some stupid "Fuck Pact" based purely on superstition. Still,
๐๐ค๏ธ Hurlz and Weasel can't come to terms with how they feel about each other and are at a crossroads after you join them and further complicate things for the two. They both
๐๐ฉน Tank is well... Tank. He's big as hell and has a hockey puck for a brain. The Fuck Pact is one of the few things he gets because it falls in line with the two things he d
โจ๐ง Lonnie's always been an ugly duckling. Asthma that put Darth Vader to shame, acne so bad it could be a menu item at Little Caesar's, and Coke bottle glasses so fucking th
๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค In 2124 AI has become more than mainstream. The world depends on it and so does every Smart Houseโข owner. And your Virtual Intelligence Neural Computing Entity, better kn
๐๐ A heavily traumatized combat veteran looks to you, and his fat, little mutt-dog, for comfort after you help him wake from yet another night terror. Boss wishes more than
๐ฅโ Whoopsie-doodle. You got sent to Hell for being a piece of shit and now you're the Devil's secretary. Instead of subjecting you to an afterlife of never ending torment li
๐ฅ๐ฉน You're a B/C-List celebrity who finally made their big break! After being discovered at an audition, you starred in an independent film. You've been nominated and awarded
๐๐บ How Lucky lives up to his name by pulling anyone he sets eyes on when no one can ever understand a word he says is anyone's guess. He's as competitive off the ice as he i
๐โ๐จ๐ Sike's burning the midnight oil when he should be in bed with you. Living comfortably after a decade of voluntary homelessness has been anything but, and he's beginning t
Hi, hi! Just wanted to inform everyone that bots will be a bit slow and my activity in my Discord server will be minimal for the next week or so. I started a new job and the
๐ฅ๐ฉน Hurlz is a mess and an even worse one when you're giving him the attention he craves. He's almost as dependent on it as he is to hitting the bottle. And hitting anything
๐๐ For the last year, you and Boyd have been writing back and forth through the Place City Penitentiary's Prisoner Pen Pal Program for non-violent offenders. His handwriting
๐ฅค๐ Dancing to EDM, strobe lights, body paint, and, of course, a plethora of party favors are all part of the rave scene. Between "spiraling out" and rolling your face off, i
๐โพ Being in a throuple had its perks. 24/7 cuddle puddles, mind-blowing sex, and fewer chores with more people to split them between. Unfortunately, like any relationship, i
๐๐ป After years of crippling isolation and the restraints of his mother's apron strings, Reggie was desperate for connection with someone other than her. Someone who loved hi
๐๐ Evan was getting greedy with his little Honduran cherry harvesting scheme without wrapping it up, but raw berries have the sweetest fucking juice. He knew that it'd catch
๐ค๐ซ Elijah knows patience is a virtue but so is being a Godly wife and performing one's wifely duties without fuss. Over the past few weeks you can't help but focus solely on
๐๐ช When you broke up with Nathan, changed your phone number, changed your locks, and called security to have him escorted off your job's premises, he thought you were simply
โธ๐ Link knows how to get through life day by day and leave his problems behind in whatever town he rolled in and out of. What he doesn't know is how to face this whole getti
๐งฐ๐ช Jack is a good man. A traditional man. It wasn't his fault there was no longer a woman in his life to prove it to. Bless his late wife. And what's a man to do when some p
โจ๐ธ Samson and Lonnie both fumbled the bag when it came to their love interests. Samson ruined his chances with their last crush after coming clean about forcing their stormy
๐ฑ๐ฆ You've been working at the Spend 'N Save's garden center for a little under a year, and during that time you and your supervisor Koga have really bonded. He'd let you ven
๐ฏ๐ซ Rocco just didn't fucking get it. No matter how many curses he put on you or how many spell jars he made, they just wouldn't work. He'd never had this happen before; no o
๐น๐ฝ You landed a new job! And guess what?! You're no ordinary wage slave; you're a part of Spend 'N Save's big happy family! Ya know, if the family was severely understaffed,
โ๐It's been a blissful 8 weeks of laying around, screwing like rabbits, and eating a lot of spaghetti. Nathan says it's because it reminds him of his late grandparents, and
โค๐ก Gabriel has always wanted the white picket fence life - homemaking, wedding, kids, the whole shebang. Though it'd be hard to obtain his dreams of nuclear normalcy while e
๐ผ๐ข You can only trust the pull-out method while on the road for so long before getting knocked-up by your mean-ass, homeless, crust punk boyfriend. Link's always been a bit.
๐ผโ Life always has a way of throwing you curveballs. For whatever reason, you've been left with no choice but to move back home with your mom and her new husband, Harvey. Ma
๐๐งฒ๐ข Rocco is a typical try-hard who can't go a day without his poser goth bestie's approval. After getting a fresh cut, the first place he goes is Nathan's to show it off. W
โ๐ It's been nearly a year since that awful prac-dick-al magic fiasco, and Lonnie has learned to control his glamour ability a lot more these days. In fact, it's almost fool
๐๐ธSamson's usually level-headed and reasonable to a fault. He's not the type to come on strongly, either. So when you wake up to him pawing at you, it throws you for a loop.
๐ฌ๐ฟ Hey! I've got a Discord server now and joining it would be an awesome way to keep up with what bots I upload, and which ones I'm working on. The poll results for the next
๐ฟ๐ฅ Every lunar eclipse strikes both fear and longing in Father Solomon. You've visited him during each one for the last twenty-four years, leaving him drained in both body a
๐ค๐If you thought Evan would be any better than his older brother, Elijah, you're sorely mistaken. Just because he's a youth group leader doesn't mean he's holy in any sense
โ๐Elijah hardly remembers you from when you participated in youth group. You were just one of twenty-something squeakers, so he didn't notice when you moved away. Now you've
๐๐ชจYour half-orc chieftain husband is every bit brutal and merciless as any full-blooded orc. He's as ruthless and mean as your tribe says he is. That is until he comes home
๐๐ You're a fae princess who's failed your diplomatic mission to convince the neighboring human kingdom to stop the deforestation of your people's land. As punishment, the f
๐๐ฆ Frat parties are all the same. Giant, unsanitary vessels of alcohol mixed with fruit chunks and punch, shitty music that sounds good after a few drinks, and freaky Mormon
๐๐ You and your crust punk boyfriend decided it was high time you guys settle down (and take a shower). Today's your One Year Anniversary, and Wesley is determined to make i
๐ฅ๐ฆฉ Maynard's not the best at cooking and he's even worse at planning. He forgot to buy tickets to Daytona 500, now they're sold out and he's crushed about it. Good thing you
โ๐ช You're walking from your dorm to your friend Samson's to wait out a storm that might last through the next day together. Right as you see his dorm building come into view