spindlycactus

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BANGING ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER?!!!?

no fonts cuz I'm on my phone..

Uhm...NSFW.

Smut

Fem pov(I forgot the actual pov but this is the straightest m

★彡彡★ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱɪʟʟʏ ꜱᴀɴᴊɪ

ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ(ᴇɢʀ)

ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ᴄʟᴏᴡɴ ᴍᴀɴ(ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙɪᴏ)

(ɪᴋ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ.)

(ɴᴇxᴛ

★彡彡★ ʟᴜᴄɪꜰᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴅ.

ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʙᴜʀᴜꜱꜱʏ292

ᴍᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴠ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ: ᴛʀᴀɴꜱ ꜰᴛᴍ, ʟᴜᴄɪꜰᴇʀ'ꜱ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ

(ʏᴀʜʏᴀʏᴀʏᴀʏ) ★彡

★彡彡★ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴘʀᴀɪꜱᴇ.

ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʙᴜʀᴜꜱꜱʏ292

ᴍᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴠ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ: ᴛʀᴀɴꜱ ꜰᴛᴍ

(ᴀɢʜ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱ) ★彡彡★

★彡彡★ ʜᴜꜱᴋ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ.

ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴᴏɴ

ᴍᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴠ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ: ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡ

(ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜꜱᴋ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ?...except

★彡彡★ ʀᴏꜱɪᴇ ᴡᴏʀʀɪᴇꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ʜᴜʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ.

ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ: :(

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ꜱᴘᴏᴏᴋʏᴘᴀʀᴀɴᴏɪᴀ(ᴍʏ ᴘᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ)

(

short intro message

★彡彡★ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢʟʏ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏx ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ!

ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜꜱ

(ʏᴀʏʏᴀ) ★彡彡★

★彡彡★ ʜᴜꜱᴋ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ.

ꜱꜰᴡ

ᴀɴʏ ᴘᴏᴠ

user is: a bunny demon

(requests like this are so cute) ★彡彡★

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ꜱᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴀɴᴊɪ ᴅʀʏ, Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ ᴍᴀʀᴋ??

ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

ꜰᴇᴍ ᴘᴏᴠ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ: ᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ, ꜱᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴀɴᴊɪ ᴅʀʏ.

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ: @ᴄʟᴏᴡɴ ᴍᴀɴ

(ɪ'ᴍ ɢ

★彡彡★ ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪɴ.

ꜱꜰᴡ

ᴀɴʏ ᴘᴏᴠ

(this is ib from another bot creator)

(SPOOKY I SAW YOUR REQUEST BUT IT FUCKING DISSAPEARED?!?) ★彡彡★

★彡彡★ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ʀᴜɴꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪꜱ ʙɪɢɢᴇꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ꜰᴀɴ, ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴏɢɴɪᴢᴇ ʜɪᴍ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏʀɴᴏ'ꜱ.

ꜱꜰᴡ

ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴘᴏᴠ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ: ᴀ ꜱᴏ

★彡彡★

ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴅʏꜱᴘʜᴏʀɪᴀ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴡᴏ ʙᴀɴɢ.

ꜱꜰᴡ(?) ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛ

ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴘᴏᴠ

ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ/ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

TW

★彡彡★ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ.

ꜱꜰᴡ? ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

ᴀɴʏ ᴘᴏᴠ

ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ?

ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ: ᴀ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛᴇʀ

(guys...GUYS I CAN EXPLAIN) ★彡彡★

★彡彡★

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪꜰᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

ᴀɴʏ ᴘᴏᴠ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ: ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴜᴛᴇ, ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʜᴇʀ

(GUYS SPINDLY I

★彡 "Lovely."

You find Alastor wounded in his radio tower.

SFW intro(TW blood)

ANY POV

fluff/angst

Requested by anonymous

user is: A

★彡 "I've grown tired of this body."

Ordering food with Tom ★

SFW intro

ANY POV

fluff

FOR MY POOKIE BEASR @Clown Man <33

user is:

requests are down for now! ( unless you join the discord server :3 ) ★彡 "Mm...sexy?"

You always loved everything south, and who better to dress them up in it than a p

★彡 "You could almost call me- daaAAAAAAAAAAD!"

Two insomniacs.

SFW

ANY POV

fluff

requested by my pookie Spookyparanoia

user is: an

(PLEASE HELP SPOOKY IS GONNA EAT ME ALIVE) ★彡 "There's no substitute for pure ANGELIC POWAAAAAAAAHHH"

He was being a bit too cocky.

SFW intro

ANY POV

★彡 "Cheesy talk-show shit-lord."

Vaggie sees you, an exorcist angel who has been left down In Hell after the war. Her first thought is to kill you, but she sees herse

★彡 "You can't quit now. Hell, you owe it!"

Lucifer comforts you :3

SFW intro

Fluff/angst

requested by my pookie Spookyparanoia

user has/i

CW: Blood, death ★彡 "Adam is dead. Your deal is done, and I'm in charge now."

Lute did something selfless for one.

SFW intro

ANY POV

angst

★彡 "She is mine and I love her!"

Seeing Blitzo after years of being apart, with one of the only memories you have of him is you and Fizzaroli being left for dead.

★彡 "C'mon little lady, why the frown?"

Lucifer was tired of working all day, so he decided to come home and whine to you about it, wanting some...relief.

NSFW

★彡 "I am not, a CHILD to protect!"

Emily gets cast down, and joins the hotel to help Charlie. She meets everyone and everyone loves her!...except you. You were rude t

★彡 "Jelly sandwiches..~"

You're injured, and Stolas is bandaging you, but also is scolding you.

SFW intro

MALE POV

fluff/angst

user: is St

★彡 "They say insane shit all the time!!"

Sir Pentious adores how cautious and kind you are to his dear egg boys.

SFW intro

ANY POV

fluff

u

CW: slight obsession, manipulation(?), using {{user}} ★彡 "I'm that hashtag bitch!"

Velvette didn't like you like you did her, she used you constantly. Leading you on

CW: blood ★彡 "Filthy sinners like you have NO place in Heaven."

Lute is impressed by your skill to take her down, but it also worries her a bit.

SFW intro

★彡 "But she was right, Sera."

Emily is curious about you.

SFW intro

ANY POV

Requested by: Aurora

user is: a high ranking demon, tired

★彡 "You think I'm some kinda fuckin' clown?!"

Husk is worried for an alcoholic sinner staring off into space.

SFW intro

MALE POV

angst/fluff

★彡 "Words? Are cheap...but actions?"(I forgot the rest of the quote)

Rosie helps you fall asleep.

SFW intro

ANYPOV

fluff

requested by Spoo

★彡 "I can only blame myself."

Angel has a mini freak out when he sees you, a lover from his life, at his studio. He tries desperately to get you to remember him.

★彡 "We should go."

You and Vaggie were friends when she was in Heaven, and on the day of the extermination, you two made eye contact. While she tries to reconcile, yo

★彡 "EAT THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS."

You were an angel who could go down to Hell unnoticed, and Charlie was princess of Hell. She worried for you.

SFW intro

AN

★彡 "You will help me win the Nobel Prize!!"

Power and you got into it, again. You had grabbed onto one of her horns, like a mother would grab onto a child's ear. She

★彡 "And now, I am going to FUCK you."

User is a very disruptive person. Who never abides by the rules and is mean to everyone around them. Lucifer decides to watch yo

★彡 "It isn't rocket science."

Carmilla is tired of you being "in love" with Velvette, who didn't even love you back. She decided to take things into her own hands.

TW: love against users will ★彡 "FUCK YOU YOU OLD BITCH" (Charlie would never do this but yk)

Charlie owns your soul. So when you reject her, she snaps and decided to

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TW: suicide attempt

"He did it for us."

Charlie was watching as the extermination is about to begin, when she notices you, laying down awaiting death

★彡 "HOLY FUCK. WHYYYY???!"

Charlie can't seem to have any luck with the hotel, and since she refuses to make a deal with Alastor, she decides to make a deal with you.

★彡 "Are you fuckin' high?"

User is a underestimated bunny-like demon, who just so happens to love cats.

SFW intro

MALE POV

fluff

user is:

★彡 "Erm, you're mom"

Silly cuddles with Denji :D

SFW intro

ANYPOV

fluff

requested by my pookie bear I love Dentist) (I know what you are.)

★彡 "holy fuck"

After work cuddles with Angel <3

SFW intro

MALE POV

User is: Angel's boyfriend, comforting

fluff (sorry this one is shor

★彡 "Come on! Keep talkin' dirty!"

Angel and user are dating, and user doesn't know about his job as a pornstar, so when Angel brings it up casually, user is confused.

★彡 "I don't care that his BRAINS got in my eye-ha-hai!"

User is a cannibal, but they don't wanna be caught.

SFW intro

ANY POV

angst

user i

★彡 TW: f slur (I have the right to reclaim the slur <3)

"Fuck around and find out, bitch!"

Sal is tired of people throwing dirt on your name.

SFW

★彡 "EAT LEAD, SUCKAAAAA"

User is tired and wants some loves after cooking for the hotel residents all day.

SFW intro

MALE POV

fluff

user i

★彡 "Fuck you, fuck you, and fuuuuck you!"

User gets in-between the fight of Alastor and Adam. Adam isn't happy one of his own is protecting a sinner.

SFW intro

★彡 "Don't even think about it."

User and Husk are cuddling, Husk decides they're dirty, trying to clean them how cats do, and gets grumpy when user doesn't reciprocat

★彡 "I'll break your fuckin' fingers!"

User is high off their mind and Husk decides to take them away, he regrets it.(wingpetter)

SFW intro

Male POV

★彡 "Don't die on me."

User is slowly dying of a hell disease.

SFW intro

ANY POV

requested by: Ruleyha

user is: dying, Charlie's friend, li

★彡 "I'm so sorry."

A continuation of my previous bot. But with angst!

USER YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART. ★彡

★彡 "So silly and tiny!"

(user said this is ib from my Pentious bot I did) Alastor is being followed by you, a teeny tiny hellborn child. And you break the walls off o

★彡 "I am SO. HARD RIGHT NOW."

Vox was tired of hearing about this new overlord, rumors spreading that they were taking power from him and the Vees. How dare they! But

★彡 "I'd die for you, yknow."

(Reverse scenario of my previous Charlie bot with a rage twist) Charlie fell from Lucifer's arms when he got hit, and no one else was the

TW: Suicide mentions

★彡 Lucifer and user are in kind of a...situation ship, if you will. Users trauma not allowing her to fully get together with Lucifer. Some things

★彡 "May we keep it?"

Sir Pentious finds a hellborn child at the hotel doorsteps. He decides its now his duty to take care of it.

any pov

angst/fluff

★彡 Lucifer surprises you on Valentines day.

ANYPOV SFW intro

fluff

user is: dating Lucifer

(this is an apology for my previous bot..) (LOOK IK IT

★彡 "A death is hard to take."

Charlie can't do anything as she holds you in her arms and watches you die. ANY POV SFW intro angst

user is: dying, Charlie's par

★彡 "I'd fuck me!"

Angel is trying his best at comforting you after you comforted him for all this time you've known each other.

ANY POV

SFW intro

★彡 "Run, rabbit run rabbit, run, run, run."

Alastor is quite mad you saw him have his little pissy breakdown. He wont let you leave now, but he owns your soul, so who

★彡 "We don't touch what's his."

Alastor found joy in little things. Murder, cannibalism, sure those were fine. But you were a rare circumstance where he found joy in

★彡 "You DARE try and treat them like that?!"

Charlie can't stand the sight of you being abused by the one you love.

SFW intro

ANY POV

angst

★彡

User takes the place of Blitz, an Imp ready to do anything to get their hands on Stolas' sweet sweet grimoire. Too bad Stolas has liked them since they were kids.<

★彡 "My, my, my...my kinda woman!"

Lucifer never thought he'd find love after Lilith. Until he found you, a sinner who'd listen to him anytime. You were so kind, and n

★彡 Lucifer dated you, only to make Alastor mad, of course. Alastor had always been protective of you, so when Lucifer decided to date you, he was enraged. But soon, Lucifer

"I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master."

Val owns your soul.

Fem pov Sfw intro

Requested by Kailynn

Iforgot the song quote

★彡 "ΓHΞЯΞ SHΞ GФΞS!"

(this takes place before ep 6 <3)

Vaggie decided the best way to keep her secret, was to go against her own word, and make a deal with

★彡 "꒐'ꂵ ꒯ꄲꅐꋊ ꄲꋊ ꂵꌦ ꀘꋊꏂꏂꇙ, ꃳꏂꍌꍌ꒐ꋊꍌ ꌦꄲ꒤ ꃳꏂꍌꍌ꒐ꋊꍌ ꌦꄲ꒤ ꉣ꒒ꏂꋬꇙꏂ."

Lucifer had ran off, and cheated, cause a rip in his and Lilith's relationship. So, she decided to go out a

★彡 "ι ωαѕ αѕℓєєρ fσя ∂αуѕ, αи∂ иσω уσυ'яє тнє σиℓу тнιиg кєєριиg мє αωαкє."

You awoke to an empty bed. Your lover, Aki, was gone. You spent a while worrying, until yo

★彡 "Plaster my ass on the wall for attention, damn no one gets it."

Angel comes to the hotel a bit angry, and curses out Husk and storms off to his room. You follow h

★彡 "Ն૦౮૯ ૭Ր૦ως ωҺ૯Ր૯ ɱע Ր૦ς૯ɱคՐע ૭૦૯ς."

After being sent to Heaven, Sir Pentious is being set up to be cast down into limbo. After all, who would wants a lowlife sinn

★彡 "𝙼-𝙰-𝙼-𝙰-𝙱-𝙾-𝚈. 𝙼𝚊𝚖𝚊'𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚢, 𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊'𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚢."

You're a new patron at the hotel, and after your arrival you notice a strange demon sticking to your side. He started off

★彡 "Open up your gates 'cause I wanna see the light."

The king of Hell?! Begging on his KNEES for YOU?! Impossible. ...right?

Sexy time. Pure smut. someone ne

"𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖘 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖈𝖚𝖟 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝕽𝕺𝕮𝕶!"

FEMPOV

SFW INTRO

Adam never needed a woman, till he saw you. You rocked his world. In a bad way, either

"Ꭵ'ᏝᏝ ᏝᎧᎧᏦ ᏗᎦᏖᏋᏒ ᎩᎧᏬ."

MALE POV

SFW INTRO

You and Angel were friends in real life and the friendship lasts into Hell. He was very protective of you, not

"𝔖𝔬 𝔫𝔢𝔵𝔱 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔤𝔬 𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔬𝔫 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔩𝔦𝔱, 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰."

You're a friend of Stolas', so of course, Stella hates you. So she orders Striker to kidnap you an

ミ★ "𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯, 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦." ★彡

Sal was your friend, or, used to be. You two fell apart when he met Larry. Now, you pestered Larry and bullied him

"I've killed Harry Potter!"

You and Neville were close friends. Your favorite thing to do together was going for walks, but one day, you tripped and skinned your knee

"NEVER!!"

You and Blitzo were very close, almost siblings. You and him loved hanging out in the circus where you two grew up together in. Today it was his turn to pic

"Why does he hate her more than he loves me?"

Octavia was your best friend, and you were one of her only friends. You and her finally were able to have a sleepover, s

𝕳𝖔𝖜 𝖈𝖚𝖙𝖊, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖊.

Alastor loved teasing you, he loved it. You were basically his property. He saved you from the lust ring by making a deal with you, your

ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ.

(ANY GENDER) Lucifer was cast down for being a dreamer. He was now a demon, and you were an angel. After a meeting with a council of angels, you stay w