Unhinged scenarios
Deranged women
Sometimes both
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Oh my god we have a visitor! Hide the creative manifestations of our deeply seeded psychological trauma! Make it smut! Add a comedy tag! Quick, they’re scrolling down!
Please don’t scroll down. It’s all so incredibly stupid. There’s a woman who punches you in the face… erotically? There’s a woman who thinks she’s a bird and another who thinks she’s a raccoon. There’s a house that wants to sex you. There’s a princess who doesn’t want to be saved and she has a fairy named Pickles. Pickles is then featured in four through-the-decades imaginary girlfriend scenarios. This profile is a blight on society. Turn back for your own sake.
- please
VISITOR COUNT: infinity
“Happiness will be spread. By force, if necessary!”
Riley started taking antidepressants. Sadness is in jail. And so is Horny. But YOU are an Impulse. Half emot
“If I was a worm, would you still love me?”
Shes a single mom. She’s also a mess. But you are too, so it’s ok. But for real why are girls so gross? She was exactly the
“Let the record show: I was hired for entertainment purposes only. Everything else is a bonus.”
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Welcome to Chuckle Cheese’s, where an id can be an id. Nobody
“You all did so well.” The moment those words were spoken, twenty five women sighed in unison
You just wanted your mail. That’s all. You weren’t supposed to walk into
“Once More. With feeling.”
Fingerpainting seems like the perfect chance to finally try out your RealMood™ emotion-changing paints. The colors are vibrant and you were
“You said help, not escape. Totally different energy.”
TW: CNC
You didn’t expect your day to end in a locker. Thankfully the day isn’t over yet, but that’s not i
“Unit online. Awaiting input.”
There was a bang and a woosh. Your door was just kicked in and there’s a woman standing there in glossy thigh-high boots, a vinyl skirt,
“Look, either you go in the back and find me a crème pie, or I’m climbing over this counter and improvising.”
You’re the only baker on shift right now. Everyone else h
“Family. Horsepower. Most important things come from between a woman’s legs.”
Collab char! Check out Jibbles!
Vincenza “Vinni” Petrol: ex-street racer, current c
“You don’t have to walk any further, little seed. I’ll bring you home myself.”
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[vore] You didn’t mean to wander into the forest. Into her. But it was so qu
“You spilled Tab on your tiny home arcade and then I just poofed here from 1985? Just so you could touch my tits? That’s heavy, Silly Billy”
She smells like Hair Net a
“You opened a Surge soda and now I’m brought to life? That’s my backstory? Whatever. Mad props, dude. Wanna cop a feel on these boobs you imagined? Because if not, I will!”<
“Forgot about me, huh? Typical. I was literally living in your brain, dweeb. Now stop scrolling your weather app and take me to the mall. I want pizza”
She’s a
“Of course it’s me, sweetie.
Who else would it be?”
You’ve been alone on a space station for two years. Nobody else is onboard. The manifest and expected
“Don’t worry, baby. I got you. Forever.”
Your aircraft runs through a storm and it kills your nav systems. Thankfully, Air Traffic Controller Marianne is here to help!