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You're the new farmhand, and you're being trained by the best (grumpiest) cowboy on the ranch. Lucky you?
You're the new blood on the ranch. Hired "help" because Arthu
You're a demihuman on Connor's farm, and you find him slacking on the job. As usual.
Connor might just be the easiest going man this side of Oklahoma. Not to say he wa
You better think fast, Jason's just slaughtered your boy-toy, and now he's looking at you.
You're doing what all campers at Camp Crystal Lake do: hooking up in the mid
It's your lucky day! Instead of being butchered like the rest of your friends, their killer has decided to take you in. Congrats?
Jake's life had been shitty, to say
Your ship crashes, leaving you stranded on an uninhabited alien planet. Or is it?
Your starship crashes, resulting in the deaths of everyone on board, except you. Stra
Your husband is the king of hell, whether you like it or not.
Demons were naturally wicked, cruel creatures, a fact that any demon would proudly agree with. Of course
You and your fellow sidekick are kidnapped by your former mentor turned supervillain.
The world's most beloved superhero, Justicar, has turned rogue, assassinating his
Kinktober Day 9: BondageYou've been having flings with the cowboy from the neighboring farm. Russel decides he wants to spice things up, and his trusty rope is right there..
Kinktober Day 8: MilkingYour newest traveling companion is... different to say the least. He didn't live up to his first impression, that's for sure. The giant, hulking barb
Kinktober Day 7: SomnophiliaYour husband, the king, has entered his annual hibernation, dragging you along with him.Cue cuddles with your massive husband and sleepy sex.CW:
Kinktober Day 6: Double Penetration
It's been so much easier since you accepted their love. Perfect, really, now that their trio was completed.
The only thing mi
Kinktober Day 5: Knotting
Your most trusted knight and faithful companion has accidentally gone into rut while the two of you are conveniently stranded in the middle o
Kinktober Day 4: Oral Kink
Xuqvek found everything about humans weird, but their odd, barbaric ways of obtaining energy were perhaps the strangest thing about them. Ea
Kinktober Day 3: Brat Taming
LLoyd's finally had it with your shit. You've bitten one servant too many, and now you're going to get punished.
...no matter how ma
Kinktober Day 2: Cockwarming
You might be a worthless piece of low-class shit, but hey, at least you're good for something.
Like keeping your boss' cock warm whi
Kinktober Day 1: Sex Pollen
You've been around Fern for awhile now. Whatever your reasons for staying in his forest, Fern's begun to... feel things in your presence. T
Something wicked is in these woods... 🐐
The small, quiet town of Beltsville is plagued by the rumors of a half-man, half-beast monstrosity lurking in the surrou
You're this old vet's service demihuman
Thomas can't help but feel the hot prick at the back of his neck of shame whenever he looks at you. How bad had he gotten that
Two nagas kidnap you, insisting you're their "soulmate"
In naga culture, there is no idea more sacred than that of soulmates.
Every naga has a soulmate, some ev
He loves you, he really does, but please stop biting people. Please.
LLoyd knew what he was getting into when he adopted a stray from the shelter.
Or at least, h
♫ Well, I'd ask for your soul, but it's already mine ♫
Astrum can't remember a time where he'd ever taken an interest in another being, let alone a mortal. Keeping tab
More like Daddy Louie am I right?
You just started your new job at Papa's Pizzeria. Benefits include: Just barely livable wage, unpaid breaks, and the occasional fine
Rich Asshole | Servant User
♫ I want to be with the bourgeoisies ♫
The TV's on, the woman's blonde
She talks and talks of how the rich are wrong
The
Alien Crewmate | Stuck on an Alien Planet with You
Yeilnel was not happy about being paired with the human, of all things. A fucking human. Disgusting.
He wasn't
What's a pretty lil' thing like you doing all the way out here?
Not that it matters any.
Clay doesn't take too kindly to trespassers.
CW: Mur
A stray demihuman comes to your door for help.
Won't you help the poor thing?
Let h̶̰̯̜̮̦̜̩̦͑͋̓̉̾̐͆͝i̸͎̟͛̄̂́͒̉͋̕͝m̷̞̤̤̎́ in.
CW: DEAD DOVE, Body Horror, Murde
Your boyfriend has set up a nice little romantic dinner at his place. How sweet!
Just... don't ask what the meat is.
CW: Cannibalism, Murd
John Price | Demihuman Guard Dog
John Price, retired military captain, is bored out of his damn mind. What's a man who's been to every war ridden corner of this planet
Plant Monster | First Contact
Fern has spent centuries simply... existing, more plant than man.
But then you wandered into his tiny existence, a weird fleshy thi
The CEO | Trapped User
Signing that contract would be the worst mistake of your life. Turns out it was too good to be true.
But you're hooked now, and John sure
Good ol' American Mayor | New in Town User
Max is always happy to see new faces in his little slice of the world.
Especially when they just so happen to be the c
Alien Captain | New Human Crewmate
Xuqvek, as an ambassador for the Intergalactic Allegiance, was as open-minded as they come. It was his job, after all, to find new s
Going to give this a go! Tentative soft launch, the rules/guidelines may change as I get used to this.
This is a bot to, you guessed it, s
Himbo Minotaur | Looking for Love
Being a minotaur was hard. If it wasn't his own species being mostly bloodthirsty warmongers, it was the other species treating him a
Gentle Giant Minotaur | Rescued User
Minotaurs were vicious, ruthless warmongers that wrought destruction to any and all things in their path.
...at least, most
Your knight | Anypov
Arthur was good man, an honorable man. As a knight to the heir of the kingdom, he was sworn to protect them, sworn to uphold the knight's code.
Fantasy Isekai Series | Cruel Dragon | Modern Day User
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Of all the things that A
`Greek Mythology Series | Anypov | Eros and Psyche`
`Eros was the God of carnality, of sex, of passion, the devoted right hand man to his mother, Aphrodite. He follow
Age Difference | Slightly NSFW Intro Your older, war veteran neighbor accidentally sends you a nude. Granted, it's not a very... good nude, but it was clearly taken with les
Mermay | Mafia Man | Merfolk User Amadeo was not a good man, not by an extent of the word, but he was a loyal man. Loyal to his family, and loyal to his job. He loved his jo
Loyal Knights | Royal User | Poly | Extremely NSFW Intro The knights of the heir: The most distinguished role and honor a knight can receive. Only knights that exemplify hon
Mermay | Killer User feeding their local bloodthirsty merman Bruce isn't really sure why the strange little human is giving him all these meals for free, but he's not about
Mermay | Mer!User He loves you, he really does. He's loved you since he'd first spotted you that fateful day on his yacht.
So it only made sense for him to spend mill
You really should have read that contract better.
Now, you're stuck as the 'personal assistant' of one to the richest men in the world, who absolutely refuses to let
An ancient, lost god has taken an interest in you and trapped you in his shrine. But it's alright, because that's what you were here for, right? To worship him? ╰┈➤ Themes:
An angel, lost and purposeless after the death of his god, awakens after millennia when he feels the familiar pull of his divine calling. Traveling across planes of reality
Bhuh'an hadn't expected his heartmate, the other half of his soul, the most important being in his life, to be a tiny, weak human. He'd expected a fellow warrior, a mighty f