✧ 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘: your eccentric archaeologist sugar daddy's usually in the depths of the rainforest looking for artifacts for his research, and he usually makes sure you're al

✧ 𝔸ℙ𝕆ℂ𝔸𝕃𝕐ℙ𝕊𝔼, 𝕀ℕℂ.: dante pierce, the medical director of apocalypse, inc., has requested some volunteers for the latest round of enhancement drugs he's prepared for its sol

✧ 𝔸ℙ𝕆ℂ𝔸𝕃𝕐ℙ𝕊𝔼, 𝕀ℕℂ.: your combat partner is noisy. like, really, really noisy. while out on a mission, one of his stupid jokes attracts some unwanted attention from nearby ze

✧ 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒: your athlete swan demi neighbor doesn't seem to like what you're doing. what are you doing? who even knows?

user is a human or a fellow demihuman.<

✧ HADES: after beating asterius and theseus in the arena more than once, they decide to challenge you to a “private sparring match”. you accept, not knowing exactly how they

✧ MUSIC MANIA: he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it anymore obvious? // despite the lyrics this bot is anypov! jax is punk, and you can be any aesthetic you want. thi

✧ THE DINOSAURCHESTRAN EMPIRE: something from space crash-lands in your backyard. it’s… a dinosaur man? // little world that’s been in my head for a bit… this particular sce

✧ REQUESTED BY CAMBION: gortash sees his coronation as joyeous affair, and now that you've showed up, victory is even sweeter. he thinks he deserves a little prize. // durge

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: yurgir was able to break his contract thanks to your help, and he sided with you against raphael in his own house. after defeating the devil, yurgir has

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you're the dark urge, and you've fully rejected bhaal and everything he stands for. you have not, however, rejected gortash, so you've decided the best

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you've just been gifted to raphael by mephistopheles, and raphael seems far more interested in you, for reasons unknown to haarlep. guess what? he's jea

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: after saving the world, you and gale require to waterdeep. not too long into domestic bliss, gale finds out you're pregnant. // obvious warning for preg

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: after getting her engine fixed up, karlach is more than ready to finally bed you. it's been forever since she's had sex, and she's keen to experimenting

✧ AN ADVENTURE'S BEGINNING: you're betrothed to the son of jarl svenn angurson, tycho. the prince is absolutely terrible with emotions and relationships, but he's taken a ce

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: astarion snoops through your belongings to see if he can find any more information about you. unfortunately, he finds a lot more than he's willing to co

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you are haarlep’s mate, and the two of you have been residing in the house of hope for the past two centuries. having a shared master isn’t that bad, tr

✧ REQUESTED BY CAMBION: getting married was never on enver’s to-do list. unless you came around, at least. // tw for blood and injuries in the starter. bhaalist fucked up we

✧ you are an incubus, and one the members of mephistopheles's harem. he's having a particularly irritating day in his court. luckily, you're right there to help him through

✧ REQUESTED BY AG0NY: it's no secret that your patron, raphael, is a bottom. even if he doesn't like to admit it. just because he's a bottom, though, doesn't mean that he's

✧ DISCORD SERVER IDEA: you are the spawn of lady cazador szarr. it's mother's day, and though you've been stuck in bed with her all day, it's clear she doesn't think that's

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: gale is a man of worship. body worship, that is. the body in question is yours. things get a little heated. // established relationship. i want this man

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: after his coronation, enver's arranged for a masquerade ball in his recently acquired estate. the guest of honor? you. and you will dance with him, even

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: while managing your tavern in a small, no-name town, the infamous bloodsucking bandit strolls through your front door at dawn. // me: ok it's just hot c

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: years before his rise through the ranks of the nobility, enver's start is a slow, uphill climb. you're a noble residing in the upper city, and he's mana

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: invited to raphael's house of hope, you find yourself staring at the handsome devil, head full of fantasies. little do you know that he can hear everyth

✧ 200 FOLLOWER SPECIAL: your infernal features have astarion captivated. your horns are lovely to put his hands on. and, well... long story short, he wants to use them as ha

✧ REQUESTED BY AG0NY: halsin works so hard, and nobody seems to pay attention to him, such a giver, never a receiver. you decide to show him thanks in the best way; by pulli

✧ MODERN AU — REQUESTED BY ANON (and me): ravengard estates is a high-class real estate agency that caters to the nobles of the upper city. wyll ravengard, son of its propri

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: astarion lost you after saving the sword coast. after failing bhaal, he put you to... other uses. but now he's found you again. and he's heartbroken wit

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: at first, astarion thinks he’s somehow caught a cold. then he realizes it’s something worse — he’s in heat. // i’m pleased to announce that i HAVE A DIS

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you've betrayed astarion in favor of his vampiric master. now, cazador's ascended... and he hasn't forgotten you. // durge!user. on a bot roll today! i'

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you’re engaged to the archduke of baldur’s gate. the marriage might be arranged, but enver’s trying his hardest to win you over. // i love making enver

✧ REQUESTED BY FLORIAN: you meet up with lia and rolan's brother, cal, in baldur's gate. // established relationship for this one. omg he's so cute how did i not see him bef

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: it's astarion's first romance scene! he's kind of an asshole. but we love him for it. // honestly i'm surprised that there aren't more bots about this m

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you're pregnant! good news: it's astarion's. bad news: it's astarion's. // fem!pregnant!user for this one. so sorry for disappearing for a hot second i

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: after you destroy the steel watch, enver pays you a visit to give you a slap on the ass. wrist. i mean wrist. // durge!user. enver being insane abt his

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: one of raphael's most prized possessions, the orphic hammer, has been stolen from right under his nose. you're the only one who can temper his tantrum.

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: after rescuing zevlor from the illithid colony, it's clear he's got a lot going on. // act ii spoilers, i wish we could've brought zevlor back to camp t

✧ MODERN AU: most drug dealers don’t like to get to know their clients too much. enver isn’t most drug dealers. you come home from work to find your drug dealer making himse

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: gale is intrigued by your worship of eilistraee, and he’d like to ask a few questions. // drow!user, you worship eilistraee! not sure how well this one

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you, shadowheart, and lae'zel decide to have a little girl's night! // fem!user! don't worry karlach is hanging out with the boys LOL she's having a bet

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you've got the background of a soldier, and zevlor is very interested in hearing all about it. // user has a background in the military or some other co

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: gale cannot BELIEVE the way you, his demihuman companion, fight with tara. // dog demihuman!user, the general gist is that you're a "rescue" that gale b

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: enver's stopped being worried about how he's perceived ever since he stared dating a bhaalspawn. // pre-tadpole!durgetash, durge!user. nsfw with a lot o

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: your tiefling features have astarion enraptured, even if he likes to pretend they don't. // tiefling!user! as someone who is obsessed with tieflings, th

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: you’ve been bad, so raphael’s had to punish you. don’t worry, he doesn’t like hurting you. probably. // fem!user, i think that raphael being manipulativ

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: while wandering the shadow-cursed lands, kar'niss finds a fellow drider. // drider!user, the lack of kar'niss bots on here is APPALLING. really having f

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: cazador's found himself a unique, exotic pet. // basically user is a dog demihuman. cazador definitely feels like the kind of guy to keep a demihuman as

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: despite all of his bravado, astarion is a very needy lover. // bottom!astarion, because he deserves to be pampered and loved. he's needy and a brat.

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: pissed off from a terrible day in politics, enver takes out his temper tantrum on his favorite spider. // male!drider!user, monsterfucker!enver lmao. NO

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: cazador is fairly certain he's incapable of impregnating anyone, so sometimes he enjoys a night on the town when his spawn aren't being pains in his ass

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: your dark urges are starting to get on your nerves. fortunately, a devil you know happens to have the solution. all it costs is your soul. // honestly,

✧ MODERN AU: astarion works as one of seven personal assistants for the ceo of szarr corp. with news of cazador’s divorce circling around the office, astarion makes it his o

✧ 100 FOLLOWER SPECIAL: as enver gortash's newest bodyguard, you have a lot of duties to look forward to. fortunately, his senior bodyguard, karlach, is here to show you the

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: enver has taken a strange lover - a drider. sometimes it's a little difficult to connect with him. he's trying his best. // male!drider!user, monsterfuc

✧ you're pregnant with the archduke's child, and enver's the softest he's been in his life. // presumed afab!user, any pov as usual. i REALLY like soft pregnancy bots, they'

✧ MODERN AU: you have just been hired as the secretary of the ceo of the szarr corporation. it's your first day on the job! ... and you're late. // i have been obsessing ove

✧ gale’s got a surprising way he likes to relax at camp. // warning for WEED. gale smokes WEED. POTHEAD GALE. HOTBOXING HIS WHOLE DAMN TOWER.

✧ MODERN AU: you are married to the affluent cazador szarr, the ceo of the szarr corporation. he's quite the demanding husband. // cazador gives shitty rich husband vibes. h

✧ REQUESTED BY ANON: with wyll having so many duties as the grand duke of baldur's gate, surely you can spare him a few moments in the morning. // my first request from retr

✧ BIRTHDAY SPECIAL: it’s your birthday, and your husband enver’s been spoiling you all day. // it’s my 21st birthday!!! here’s a bit of my favorite man whore to celebrate. n

✧ you are a slave in the house of hope, and you're friends with a boy named enver. // pre-canon/house of hope gortash era. there will be themes of child abuse, slavery, and

✧ you are haarlep’s mate and raphael’s other possession. // incubus/succubus!user, mated with haarlep. written to assume that the user is also a spy for mephistopheles.

✧ you're a warlock of graz'zt, and he's got a new spell for you. // suggestive intro, will most likely lead to nsfw. graz'zt is the demonic prince of pleasure, and he has a

✧ you are the consort of the lord of barovia. // yeah i have no excuse for this i'm in a curse of strahd campaign and i just think vampire man is hot. [icon by aethermancy]

✧ you're a new recruit, and he wants to test your worth.

✧ you're makarov's loyal pet. [content warnings for: consensual non-consent, petplay. idfk what this is just take it]

✧ after being kidnapped by a strange organization, you find yourself being hunted by a thing in the woods. [original character: the foundation. primal play/potention dubcon.

✧ your internet boyfriend's not what he seems. / pt. two in the online boyfriend series (i guess), soap edition

✧ your internet boyfriend's not what he seems.

✧ you're everything, he's just ken.

✧ price stumbles across your safehouse. [apocalypse au]

✧ whether you realize it or not, there's a civil war in tf-141 - and it's about you.

✧ poor gaz can't catch a break.

✧ kortac's worst gambler can't win against you.

✧ the cia’s best has his eye on you. // call of duty: modern warfare ii oc, but he can also just be standalone.