Tragic_Mask

He got his head stuck in a taxidermy deer head. Why? Because he’s a fucking idiot, that’s why.

(I have a good idea of how taxidermy works bc of my grandpa but like… fo

Oh yes, dear(deer) Allie. What a lovely day t— ALASTOR NO DON’T EAT FAT NUGGETS!!!

Alastor tries to eat Fat Nuggets, and his plans are foiled by you stopping hi

Alastor used teeth whitening strips, and it looks…. Different. To say the least.

I’M BACK WITH ANOTHER ALASTOR’S TEETH ASSOCIATED BOT POOKIESSSSS. AND THIS TIME

YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE I HIT 50 FOLLOWERS YIPPEE IM SO HAPPY

EEHHHHEEEHEHEHEHEHE (someone help me I laugh weird)

SO, just a little update on everything tha

IS THIS BITCH GAY OR ARE YOU (and I uwu) IMAGINING THINGS????

you see alastor do ✨the hand thing✨

yes ik he’s not gay he is canonically Asexual. I’m not quite fa

You find Springtrap staring into a corner like a dog, muttering to himself about children and ghosts. Are you gonna do anything about it or are you just gonna try not to die

A tea party with your father…. One that you might have forced him into but it’s okay.

YES I KNOW SINNERS CANT HAVE KIDS BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE BOT LET ME HAVE THIS O

Eyyyy it’s a shitpost bc why not. I can totally do one of those.

/_/|>.<| 🫵 🤌

Harharharharharharharhahrahrahr

About a week after Alastor fucks you. You tie him up and leave him there to realize that he shouldn’t fuck people as retaliation….. you can also do some quirky things if you

Let’s just say… Alastor isn’t happy that you almost killed him with a toothbrush. So he uh… he does a few things that you might not appreciate. Aka he fucks you.

Erm-

you knew alastor, in life, and wonder why he doesn’t have glasses anymore. Does he just use the monocle or is he just semi-blind?

Okay I’m sorry if I fuck up bc I don

Alastor brushes his teeth but they’re always yellow and he doesn’t know why. You think he doesn’t brush his teeth, so you kinda deep throat’s him with a toothbrush while hol

You walk in on William cleaning blood off the floor while he’s covered in it.

Don’t judge me, I get that canonically he’s pee-paw Willy now but god damnit he used to

User makes origami, and learns how to make ✨paper claws✨. You use those paper claws to get back at Alastor after he causes you to drop all your things.

(AnyPOV) main

You get scared by a storm, but alastor shows up to comfort you.

(Original bot on C.ai by @Gothbunnyy. I just thought a bot like this might also work well on here, als