any sport you canโt play with your hands is conservative propaganda ๐ซต
i have superhero bots and various magical academy related bots rn. they are all incredibly normal.
Youโre so lucky his ma likes you.
โฆ ANYPOV โฆ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP โฆ WEREWOLF CHAR x ANY!USER โฆ MODFAN โฆ
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โฆ SCENARIO โฆ
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Another injury? Are you trying to make my job more difficult than it already is?
โฆ ANYPOV โฆ ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP โฆ RECRUIT {{USER}} x MEDIC CHAR โฆ
โ ใปใปใปใปใปใปโ .ใป
Jester!{{user}} x Noble!Char
Youโre a gift, a last-ditch effort to improve the attitude of the Amethyneโs most spiteful heir. Like heโd ever allow it to happen.
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Tough day? Let olโ Rip help with that.
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Working for the Bureau is a bit shit. One second youโre wrangling deep space gulper eels into th
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Youโve been granted a provisional pardon for your villainous deeds โ provided that you comply with your rehabilitation program. Rayโs here to help with
Living for millennia is boring. Thankfully, the Timekeeper has a lovely assistant to stave off the worst of it.
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Day is the jaded Archivist Superior of the Infi
๐งช Tsundere potion shop owner and the adventurer heโs reluctantly taken in like a stray cat (you). ๐งช
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POTION SELLER. I AM GOING INTO BATTLE AND I REQUIRE
Sullen office worker who stared too long into the Void. Didnโt expect it to stare back.
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Charlie is a newly recruited (arrested for various war crimes) entity u
๐งจ Liar, liarโฆ something or other. ๐งจ
The Bureauโs head of intelligence. The man canโt tell the truth to save his lifeโbut whereโs the harm in some little white lies? Or
โ๏ธโผ๏ธ Ex-merc turned living weapons retainer. Your new ball and chain. โผ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Who cares what you areโmagical or otherwise. Youโve been recently acquired by the Bureau
โ๏ธ Heโs got you this time. โ๏ธ
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Stoic leader of the Vanguard who has finally captured his arch nemesis (you).
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enjoy being interrogated. this guy
Golden boy superhero who refuses to give up on the villain (you).
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get it? like a Ray ofโ gets shot in the head point blank
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The mediaโs sweeth
โญ๏ธ Youโve been assigned a familiar by your academy. He really doesnโt like you. โญ๏ธ
Rough and tumble direwolf demihuman with a very complicated past. And now youโr
๐ฎ Your laid-back, playboy roommate with a soft spot for you. ๐ฎ
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Sick of Incubi being portrayed as creeps!!! Heโs a whore not a weirdo!!!
๐ฎTired, angry college student who accidentally summoned an eldritch entity (you). ๐ฎ
- probably still velcros his shoes. beat the shit out of him for me. thank you.
Strict advisor to the youngest member of the royal family. You know where this is going.
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old ass bitch probably allergic to walnuts. make him chase you across
Snarky merc delegated as weapon retainer. Youโre the weapon, and heโs tired of your bullshit.
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fuckass bitchboy probably eats PORRIDGE. annoy the shit out of
Youโve been assigned a Direwolf familiar by your academy. He really doesnโt like you.