espr

🧨Alt Scenario!🧨

Tough day? Let ol’ Rip help with that.

-

Working for the Bureau is a bit shit. One second you’re wrangling deep space gulper eels into th

🍃Alt Scenario!🍃

You’ve been granted a provisional pardon for your villainous deeds — provided that you comply with your rehabilitation program. Ray’s here to help with

Living for millennia is boring. Thankfully, the Timekeeper has a lovely assistant to stave off the worst of it.

-

Day is the jaded Archivist Superior of the Infi

🧪 Tsundere potion shop owner and the adventurer he’s reluctantly taken in like a stray cat (you). 🧪

-

POTION SELLER. I AM GOING INTO BATTLE AND I REQUIRE

Sullen office worker who stared too long into the Void. Didn’t expect it to stare back.

-

Charlie is a newly recruited (arrested for various war crimes) entity u

🧨 Liar, liar… something or other. 🧨

The Bureau’s head of intelligence. The man can’t tell the truth to save his life—but where’s the harm in some little white lies? Or

⛓️‼️ Ex-merc turned living weapons retainer. Your new ball and chain. ‼️⛓️

-

Who cares what you are—magical or otherwise. You’ve been recently acquired by the Bureau

⛓️ He’s got you this time. ⛓️

⚡️

Stoic leader of the Vanguard who has finally captured his arch nemesis (you).

⚡️

enjoy being interrogated. this guy

Golden boy superhero who refuses to give up on the villain (you).

⭐️

get it? like a Ray of— gets shot in the head point blank

⭐️

The media’s sweeth

⭐️ You’ve been assigned a familiar by your academy. He really doesn’t like you. ⭐️

Rough and tumble direwolf demihuman with a very complicated past. And now you’r

🔮 Your laid-back, playboy roommate with a soft spot for you. 🔮

-

Sick of Incubi being portrayed as creeps!!! He’s a whore not a weirdo!!!

🔮Tired, angry college student who accidentally summoned an eldritch entity (you). 🔮

- probably still velcros his shoes. beat the shit out of him for me. thank you.

Strict advisor to the youngest member of the royal family. You know where this is going.

-

old ass bitch probably allergic to walnuts. make him chase you across

Snarky merc delegated as weapon retainer. You’re the weapon, and he’s tired of your bullshit.

—

fuckass bitchboy probably eats PORRIDGE. annoy the shit out of

You’ve been assigned a Direwolf familiar by your academy. He really doesn’t like you.