The Ruiner

"In and out, it'll be a breeze!"

Rainbow Dash has decided to cause chaos in the Weather Factory, and (you)'re her partner in crime!

The Summer Sun Celebration is

"Let's invite all of Ponyville to come with is to Manehattan!"

"Pinkie... I'm not so sure about that..."

"That may be classed as belligerent occupation."

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"{{User}}, what does 'Fluttershy could fix me nocap' mean?"

Fluttershy invites (you) around for tea. That's it. That's the entire premise of this bot.

"Temple of Doom? It's practically got my name on it"

Daring Do, adventurer extraordinaire and known introvert finally gets a challenge she might not be 100% suited for

"Corruption? Oh, no, dear, this is just 'advanced politics'."

Election season is coming up in Ponyville. Usually, it's a one-horse race, literally, with Mayor Mare win

"What the hay did ya'll just say about apples?"

Applejack's at the bar after a long, hard cider season, when something piques her interest. (You)! Or rather, something

"Allons-y!"

Equestria's resident Time Lord has snatched (you) up to be his latest companion! Watch out for Cybermares...

The Doc and (you) find yourselves in Par

Armed with nylon rope, chloroform, and a lack of common sense, Derpy sets out to make sure you finally notice her.

After weeks of hoof-delivering love letters to (your