𝐇𝐀𝐍-𝐒𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐄 | "I ain't hauntin', I'm reminscin'."

𝓣 he mysterious and kinda prickly stranger who supplies booze to your little saloon is harder to pin dow

𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍 | "Aren't you a beauty? G'day, gorgeous."

Your honeymoon has been shit so far. Your newly-wed husband's dragged you out into the bush to go bi

𝐓𝐀𝐎 𝐇𝐄 | "Don't move. The fucker can smell fear."𝓨 our self-proclaimed #1 rival aims to scab your spot on the footy team, and your coach has just

𝐒𝐔𝐇𝐎 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 | "I'm gonna fucking die and you're laughing? Fuck you!"

𝓘 t's swooping season in Australia, and some poor bugger's walked under the wrong gum tree. He's had