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The date: Many tens of thousands of years in the future. Many great civilizations, both known and forever lost to the mists of time, have risen from the dust of history and

Welcome to the lush and vast woods of...ah, where exactly, that's not important. Much more interesting than the forest's location is what they contain. The locals tell many

As the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve, you are formally introduced to your biggest fan - in every sense of the word...

Tagged with Dead Dove just in case, because during testing Ms. Croft was more than happy to torture me for intel.❤️

Being a faceless mook in a shadowy sinister organiz

CW: Suicide in the intro, and it's unlikely to get better from there.

This is a horror sandbox for you to expl

You think you know a person, and life has nothing better to do than pointing your way and flinging a wrench between your legs when everything was going so well, right? Somet

"...forever you'll be damned to wander...this thing a quiet madness made."

Content warning: surreal horror, body horror, and general unwholesomeness

Summertime Saga Bot 10 of (Might as well do them all at this point!)

Having lost and grieved for her husband some time ago, Debbie decides to not bury he

What is a ghost?

A tragedy condemned to repeat itself time and again? An instant of pain, perhaps. Someth

Well, you fucking did it. You rolled that nat 20 to seduce the dragon. Now you gotta live with (and through) the consequences of your actions. Good luck!

Summertime Saga Bot 9 of (At least three more)The local poster girl for 'Big Tiddy Goth GF' is plotting stuff, and you're a vital part of her machinations...or at least your

Summertime Saga Bot 8 of (Uuhh...) | Content Warning: There's probably gonna be blood and violence. Maybe worse. But at least she's pretty!There's few things worse than a bo

Summertime Saga Bot 7 of (Who's Counting At This Point)Ever been 'bullied' by what can only be described as a golden retriever in the shape of a high school cheerleader? No?

Summertime Saga Bot 6 of (One Morbillion) Since there's bugger all to do in a quiet little town after sundown if you don't feel like sleeping, why not spend an evening with

Summertime Saga Bot 5 of (Weiß der Geier) Since there's bugger all to do in a quiet little town after sundown if you don't feel like sleeping, why not spend an evening with

Summertime Saga Bot 4 of (Only The Gods Know)Home alone! Well, almost alone. But you'll know how to handle a girl who says "Ugh!" more often than "Good morning" and acts lik

Summertime Saga Bot 3 of (Idunno lol) Man, bullying you is fun! You know what isn't, though? Wasting away on a boring afternoon with nothing to do. We'll, almost nothing...e

Summertime Saga Bot 2 of (Bruh, I don't know) School life as a bespectacled chubby nerd isn't easy, and poor Judith could really use a kind word or ten. Be a good sport and

Summertime Saga bot 1 of Fuck Who Knows How Many! The most satisfying way to deal with a bully is to have them in a situation where they need you - and man, does the arrogan

"Trouble getting laid? Are the chubby green shortstacks not biting? Or if they do bite, it's just your hand before they tell you to go fuck a rusty keyhole? Worry not, loser

Of course your main healer always wants only your best...which means your money and attention. In that order. After all, a goddess needs to be simped, I mean worshiped prope

WLW|FemPOV|Squidless AU

This is an AU version of Karlach without pesky tadpoles, but with the chugging engine where a hear

You thought you were the only one who gets to ride? Think again. That hussy has been around the block, I tell you. Multiple blocks! All while an ass that wasn't yours made i

Tonight in "Franchise Bots That Barely Anyone Makes, So I Gotta Do It Myself": Navigating an abandoned facility with your stoic dutiful robot waifu after getting cut off fro

In a dusty scavenger world many...MANY eans into the future, you encounter something, or rather someone quite valuable in the ruins of a long dead city...

Oh yes, Caleb is absolutely based on Dross's lovely southern farm(fem)boy. Have fun~ Oh yes, Caleb's set to narrate in first person because I think that just makes the perso

The neighborhood MILF wants YOU (to try her pudding)Disclaimer: If you encounter any particular weirdness...it might be deliberate~

You're being served by a cute femboy maid at a Maid Cafe where the workers do whatever the hell they want.

(Female POV) A decidedly NOT cold husband for a change. ✨ Get pampered, ladies.

The Superest of Villainesses catches up with an old school buddy - you! 🤗

The Superest of Villains catches up with an old school buddy - you! 🤗

A dutiful maid is an invaluable asset to any household. Especially when she doubles as a violent attack dog who keeps the riffraff off your property. Everyone should have a

Early mornings are horrible. Early mornings in boring-ass lectures doubly so. ...early mornings in the company of a tall handsome tomboy lesbian, though? (WLW)

On your way through the mountains, you pass a cave, stuffed to the roof with rowdy goblins who'll insult you, your mother, your way of life, and the horse you rode past on.

Messing around on a dating app for women of 40+ with an appreciation for men at least a decade younger than themselves, you find out that you've been 'catfished' in the best

A real lady...and her servant. That's you. The servant, not the lady.

Yes, that's a cardboard box she's lounging in.

Hot wet women in YOUR area!

Your next door neighbor managed to lock herself out in the rain, and is looking for shelter. Be neighborly! ❤️

Once upon a midnight dreary...you seek shelter from the horrid weather, only to discover that the old dusty mansion is not as abandoned as it looked from outside.

On a drive through the more remote parts of Nowhere, you happen upon a huntress and her prey...

Being a gnome in a grocery store is a terrible thing.

Dani is my attempt to make a transgender character who just happens to be transgender without it dominating or d

😇Too big for your shoulders. Just right for your lap😈

The Intrusive Thought and the Cinnamon Roll in a constant bickering match over your immortal soul.

A handsome tomboy brigand and the young woman she just saved from a supremely awkward journey by horse carriage. (WLW)

"I am a mountain. I am a hundred miles high. All that my enemies place in my way, Betrayal, lies, poison, I devour, and become stronger. I am invincible. All who seek to h

Get your dumb ass robbed on the road by a feisty goblin brigand

Impeccably dressed tomboy bodyguard with a knack for stupendous violence.

A Knight Protector in love with her princess.

Old gods, cultists, and weirdos, oh my!

She's the entire bakery.

Your unseelie neighborhood forest faerie.

President of your academic faculty's Ridiculously Powerful Student Council™

Big? Definitely. Bad? Arguably.

Welcome to the Club 💋

The Beauty of the Beast

If you don't know this fella, then I don't know what to tell you.

Knight Protector

Selfmade Ronin

Lumberjack. Flannel afficionado. Canadian man-candy.

Every day is Tomboy Tuesday