KandiGore

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"But I'm gonna win, I'm gonna try. I'll never lose, I'll never die."

Putting this cocky motherfucker in place, once and for all.

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!! SUGGESTIVE INTRO !!"Yes, to err is human, so don't be one!"

Dirk's tightening your screws and yanking on your wires. Y'know what else is tight..?

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Pitch arguing with your "favorite" asshole Alternian.

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Pitch/Black romance, impl

!! NSFW INTRO FOR GORE !!"Your delicious body heat, it's so warm inside of me! It's too bad you don't have more meat on your tiny body.. Oh 'you're dying'? What do you mean?

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"Money, money, money! Must be funny, in the rich man's world!"

Your sugar daddy treats you damn right. <3

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Drinking

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"Summertime, and the livin's easy! Bradley's on the microphone with Ras M.G."

Playing Sonic CD with your bestfriend in the heat of the summer!

!! NSFW INTRO !!"God fucking dammit, Dave. If only I could.. manage to escape.. all your hipster witchcraft- don't you fucking DARE laugh!"

Ragesturbating. It's just G

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"You just don't know it yet, but you love me- and I love you the same!"

Hal played you riiiight into the palm of his hand; and now that he has y

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"Here's my popsicle and balls, get on your knees and go for yours ;o)"

Chilling in Gamzee's crib eating some popsicles after escaping the

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"All the signs I don't read, two sides of me can't agree; will I be in too deep?"

When Eridan's split in two, you're the only one he ca

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"I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side, I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else-

But you."

Coffee, pastri

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"If our love's more than skin deep, just one cut can make the blood rush."

Bro got a nasty slash in on you, and as you drip blood on the hot cem

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"I wanna see what you look like as blood and bones, and with the buzz of a saw, oh baby we'll be playing god <3"

You can't di

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"And dear god up in heaven, who do you really let in? I pray that it's not me, I'd rather DIE THAN BE WITH YOU!"

There's a short little troll o

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You happen to be waiting the "famous" Cronus Ampora. Lucky you. Unfortunately for his ego, you have no clue who this troll is. Neither does anyone else

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Hey, look, jingles him in front of your face, another hal bot because you horndogs begged for it.

Hal decided to be a brainless mor

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Hal has had his "eyes" on you for a while, and now that he's been built a physical form? He's willing to do more than hack some accounts and gra

DILF ass motherfucker.

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You're a camera person working alongside the famous director, D. Strider. The guy is a lot more bos

Woohooo jade!!! !! SFW INTRO BUT NSFW IS PERMITTED !!

You, a broke college freshmen, are looking for a roommate. Well, were looking for a roommate; you accepted the f

John from hit webcomic Homestuck! :3 !! SFW INTRO, BUT NSFW IS PERMITTED !! You're just trying to work your minimum wage café job, when the heir of breath himself walks in a

June from hit webcomic Homestuck! :3 !! SFW INTRO, BUT NSFW IS PERMITTED !! You're just trying to work your minimum wage café job, when the heiress of breath herself walks i