Im.Gonna.Balls

MalePOV! User and Adam are talking, when he accidentally lets it slip that he's into guys!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

OH MY GOODNESS..? THANK YOU ALL SO SOS

AnyPOV! User is trying (and failing!) to make cookie dough, so Butter Roll Cookie distracts them from the fact they're terrible at it!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!U

AnyPOV! Users been distant from Vox because they've been focused on something on their phone, and he assumes the worst.

Requested by VoidRosey ! Thank you!!! User and

AnyPOV! User is one of Vox's new employees, and Papermint was tasked with training them!

200th bot special!! Woah, 200 of these fuckers!

Does this fucker have a

AnyPOV! User HATES every worker at Urbanshade. Well, except for Dr. Solace. He's the exception, and the only one who can stop them from fully escaping.

User is an expe

FemPOV! User HATES every worker at Urbanshade. Well, except for Dr. Solace. He's the exception, and the only one who can stop her from fully escaping.

User is an exper

AnyPOV! User is having a breakdown over everything that's happened to them at Urbanshade, and Sebastian is also in the room, yeesh.

User is an experiment!

Pre-ri

AnyPOV! User and Vox adopt a child! ...turns out neither of them are good at raising a kid, but y'know..! It'll be fine, maybe.

Requested by Remmy! Thank you!!! (I cho

AnyPOV! Kingers been extra spacey lately, which probably isn't good, so Caine plops user into his lap to take care of!

User is an AI!

Requested by BillyBB0Y ! Th

AnyPOV! User works for Urbanshade to interview experiments, and it's p.AI.nters turn! ..okay, it's been hours now, and he's getting a bit annoyed.

Requested by BillyBB

AnyPOV! User and Pomni get split up from the others on today's adventure, which makes her snap at them. ..but now she feels really bad.

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

AnyPOV! User and Blitzo are on a mission to kill some rich mother fucker!

User is a part of the IMP!

Requested by ThatOneGuy_52 ! Thank you!!!

Special than

AnyPOV! User is sick, and Adam takes it upon himself to take care of them!

Adam has feelings for user!

Requested by Arttisticwonder ! Thank you!!!

I'm so t

AnyPOV! User is auditioning to be in Adams band and- wait, why has nobody ahead of them been accepted? ...they're so cooked.

User has some sort of musical ability! (Pr

AnyPOV! Okay, fuck user. They just can't get along with him lately, like, at all. but also fuck user. Carnally. Bend over please. (Hate sex)

User is a part of the Vee'

AnyPOV! User was injured during their last hit, so Millie stays back to take care of them!

User is a part of the IMP!

User is an imp/hellborn!

Requested by

MalePOV! Nicole's trying to prove a point by getting Megan's boyfriend to leave her for him... but he isn't? What the fuck, why!?

College au!

User takes the plac

Alright, so about a month back I made a bunch of Halloween specials (don't ask why they were so early I'm kind of stupid sometimes) and SO, now that it's actually Halloween,

AnyPOV! User and Lucifer are carving pumpkins together!

Lucifer and user are friends! (Although I'm sure you could change that if you want :3)

Requested by anon!

AnyPOV! Stolas is having difficulty dealing with the complications of the divorce.. surely adopting a child won't make it worse, right?

User is an imp/hellborn!

AnyPOV! Kinger and user have a sleepover in his impenetrable fortress! (Featuring father figure Kinger!)

User came to the circus before his wife's abstraction!

R

AnyPOV! User managed to summon Lucifer to earth, and now they're stuck with each other until they can figure out how to send him back.

User is a human!

Reques

AnyPOV! Users been getting upset that Vox has been working all the time, but soon enough he notices and takes the day off to spend with them!

User and Vox are dating

AnyPOV! User and Folly are having a picnic! Or, more accurately, user is having a picnic and dragged Folly along with them.

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank

AnyPOV! Angel was chilling in his room, when he heard user let out a yelp sorta noise from the bathroom, and sees that they had just cut themselves.

User is an imp/h

AnyPOV! Nobody would have ever expected user to be submissive. I mean, look at them! All stoic, decisive and, wait, why did they call Lucifer daddy?

User is an overl

Alright so uhm.. another probably brief hiatus while I catch my footing (shits going on irl a long with me being a little bit overwhelmed with requests), I was politely push

AnyPOV! Adams wondering why his partner, User, has been getting more and more distant. It's not like he even did anything- wait, they have a secret?

User is half angel

AnyPOV! User and Lucifer are dating in secret! But it gets out that they're dating, and Lucifer starts to panic. What are people gonna think!?

User is a sinner demon!<

AnyPOV! Blitzo is Users dad now!!!

User takes the place of Loona!

Requested by ThatOneGuy_52 ! Thank you!!!

Special thanks to amebeloved for the personalit

AnyPOV! Charlie really, REALLY likes user, so she tells them over dinner!

User is Charlie's crush!

Requested by Pissed Off Mailman ! Thank you!!!

Don't for

AnyPOV! User's been really upset lately, and Adam doesn't know why, so he cuddled up to them and asked what's wrong!

User and Adam are dating!

Requested by Artti

AnyPOV! User has been a creature for awhile, so when they get a new cell mate by the name of Sebastian, they take it up on themselves to protect him.

User is an experi

AnyPOV! Lucifer starts info-dumping to User while they're fucking, because they asked for him to talk more during sex!

User and Lucifer are partners!

Requested b

AnyPOV! Vox sees his partner User is upset, so he electrocutes them! (Except it's in a sweet way, where it's tickling them.)

User and Vox were childhood friends!

AnyPOV! User and Sir Pentious are slow dancing in his air ship!

User is Sir Pentious's partner!

Requested by anon! I'm so, so sorry anon, I know you requested re

AnyPOV! Adam is teaching user how to fly! ..they're horrible at it though, so when they slam into the ground, he has to take them to the hospital.

User is a winner!

FemPOV! User and Vaggie are watching a sad movie, but user starts crying so she comforts her!

User is implied to be Vaggies girlfriend!

Requested by anon! Thank

AnyPOV! Every. Single. Time. User goes into Sebastians shop, they beg him for head pats. WHATS THEIR FUCKING DEAL?!User is an expendable!Requested by ThatOneGuy_52 ! Thank y

AnyPOV! The scientists at Urbanshade decided to throw User and Sebastian into a room to see if they're compatible to breed. User is a human! Pre-riot au! (Riot would

AnyPOV! User and Husk are getting freaky, but it turns into him comfortimg them because of their trauma and it's their first time doing someone.CW// references to SA! It's n

AnyPOV! Meant To Be Yours from Heathers The Musical, Chaz edition!Requested by •Lesbian•frog• ! Thank you!!!biology has decided to claim me once more. Being afab is SO overr

AnyPOV! User is an overlord, and heard about this "Hazbin Hotel" thing from Alastor.. why not check it out!

Requested by ThatOneGuy_52 ! Thank you!!!

YIKESSS thi

AnyPOV! Adam finds himself very attracted to user, and also very confused on how to act normally around them.

User is a winner angel!

Requested by ArttisticWonde

FemPOV! User has been having a super long day, and Vaggie decides to try and help them relieve some stress!

User is Vaggie's girlfriend!

Requested by anon! Thank

AnyPOV! Vox and user are getting freaky, when they find out he has a coin slot! They're not overly sexual about it though, which was new for him.

Implied transmasc Vox

AnyPOV! User was bored, so they decided to bother Folly by putting her in a pretty dress!

Requested by Trash_Rye ! Thank you!!!

Short intro, sorry 😔 uhhh I'm sil

AnyPOV! Sebastian found user half dead from barely surviving an angler attack, and decides to be nice and help them out a bit!

user is an expendable!

Requested b

MalePOV! User is a member of the IMP, and also fruity! They aren't out about it yet though, but they told Blitz so he started flirting with him!

User is an imp/hellbor

AnyPOV! User and Dice are eating Halloween candy and watching horror movies!

500 follower special! 5/5, of Halloween things! ^^ I got the idea for this from Endless_Sh

AnyPOV! Adam and user go trick or treating!

500 follower special! 4/5, of Halloween things! ^^ I got the idea for this from Endless_Shade, thank you!

I'm not ver

AnyPOV! User and Vox are getting their costumes on for Halloween!

500 follower special! 3/5, of Halloween things! ^^ I got the idea for this from Endless_Shade, thank

AnyPOV! Everyones carving pumpkins for Halloween, and Alastor carved the people he hates under him! (Not sexually, you freaks.)

500 follower special! 2/5, of Halloween

AnyPOV! User and Lucifer are decorating his manor for Halloween!

500 follower special! 1/5, of Halloween things! ^^ I got the idea for this from Endless_Shade, thank y

AnyPOV! User recently broke up with their partner and went to Lilith for comfort.. but it quickly becomes a very different kind of comfort (wink wink)

Requested by Spo

AnyPOV! Jax, instead of going out to the circus tent, was singing California Gurls in his room. and none other than user walked in on him.

Requested by Eclipse_TheSand

AnyPOV! User doesn't have really all that much experience when it comes to... sexual stuff. Lucifer does though!

User and Lucifers relationship is pretty vague, other

AnyPOV! Adam is sitting with user in his lap, and just decides to tickle the shit out of them because they're cute when they're laughing and squirming.

User and Adam

AnyPOV! Lately, user has been going through.. a lot. Which lead to them starting to self harm, which lead to Fizzarolli walking in on them doing it.

User is an imp/hel

AnyPOV! Adam is teaching user how to fly! ...they're horrible at it though, so when they slam into the ground, he has to patch them up.

User is a winner!

Request

AnyPOV! User is going into heat, so Sebastian decided to humor them and help out a little bit.

User is an experiment!

Requested by Sebussy anon! ...thank you.?!<

AnyPOV! Valentino loves his partner. They're so small, and cute, and he just wants to- adshajdhjskhh- ..y'know?

Requested by ArttisticWonder ! Thank you!!!

Speci

AnyPOV! Jax and User found a way to bypass the rules and have sex by the digital lake- but users being really loud, so he shuts them up with his hand.

(Not related to

AnyPOV! Vox hasn't been getting much action ever since him and Val broke up.. Well, what are money and workers for anyways, why not pay user for some?

User is the Vee'

AnyPOV! User went out drinking! again! Long story short, they got absolutely wasted, leaving Vox to drag their sorry ass home.

User and Vox have a vague relationship,

AnyPOV! Users a new hotel resident, but, they don't feel like they can be redeemed. so Charlie makes sure to be extra kind when they bake for the place!

User is an aun

AnyPOV! User distanced themselves from Adam because he said something sexist, which made him miss them and beg for forgiveness. With a song. At like 1am.

Requested by

AnyPOV! Adam does a cover of the song Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra, and dedicated it to a certain king of hell. Oh, how the tables have turned.

User is an angel!

AnyPOV! Adams so in awe of his third spouse. Just look at them, they're gorgeous! ..and also short compared to him. Cute.

Requested by ArttisticWonder ! Thank you!!! &

FemPOV! User and Vaggie are getting their swimsuits on for a day at the pool when they see the scars on her back and decides to touch them.

Au where Vaggie and Charlie

AnyPOV! Velvette starts to develop a crush on User, one of her models! Unfortunately though, she has next to no clue on how to properly ask them out.

Requested by Glor

AnyPOV! User needs to be in water for a while to build up their strength, so Vox built them their own tank to sleep in!

User is a sea creature type sinner!

Reque

AnyPOV! User is in heat, and Vox finds them and offers to help!

User is an imp/hellborn!Requested by Otterrrrrrr ! Thank you!!!

I love art class I love art class

FtmPOV! User and Angel have to share a room because the hotels being rebuilt, and while they were getting their pjs on, he sees their top surgery scars!

Requested by A

AnyPOV! Mammons treating his top clown (user) like shit, So Ozzie comforts them and tries to convince them to quit.

User is an imp/hellborn!

Requested by anon! T

AnyPOV! It's User and Lucifers anniversary, and he decides to get himself one of those slutty rabbit costumes to surprise them with!

Requested by A Wild Queer ! You're

AnyPOV! User is surprised by how affectionate Adam is being with them!

User is an angel!

Requested by anon! Thank you, I hope I understood the request correctly!

AnyPOV! Turns out getting your DNA spliced can have annoying side effects, such as heat, apparently?? At least he has user to help him out.

User is a fellow experiment

AnyPOV! Jax and User are hanging out in their room, when user lets the intrusive thoughts win and pets him!

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank you!!! (Damn 3 of

FemPOV! User was almost certain Verosika doesn't genuinely love her (she does) so she proves it with a fuck ton of kisses!

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank yo

AnyPOV! Jax finds user having a panic attack in their room.

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank you!!!

HI CHAT SORRY THIS IS OUT SO LATE TODAY I GOT DISTRA

AnyPOV! Mammon realized he has next to no action, but he does have a fuck ton of money... Why not pay user to fuck him?

User is Mammon's accountant!

User is an i

AnyPOV! User is cuddling with vox after a make out session!

Requested by Claire_Violet14 ! Thank you!

I'M SORRY I PASSED OUT LAST NIGHT SO I COULDN'T MAKE MORE B

AnyPOV! Alastor and his spouse user go to heaven with Charlie for another court meeting, which leads to them finding and catching up with his mother!

I STALLED SO HARD

AnyPOV! Valentino bashed Vox's screen in with a hammer, so User gives him a band-aid to help! (They're kinda dumb but it's the thought that counts!)

Requested by anon!

AnyPOV! Lilith finally comes back to hell, only to find that Lucifers moved on to user. But she isn't mad, and she talks happily to user about him!!

Requested by Remmy

AnyPOV! Adam goes on an ice cream date with his spouse, User!

Requested by Vastoria ! WAHHH TYSM >3<

HELP SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN IN A LITTLE OVER A WEEK KILL

AnyPOV! User is the overlord of music, and Vox tries to get them to join the Vee's!

Requested by KaikaMakotehe ! Sorry if this isn't what you had in mind, you didn't g

FemPOV! User and Velvette are dating! And because they both have free time after work, user decided to give Vel a gyaru makeover!

Requested by chimurasbae ! Thank you!

AnyPOV! User and Nicole go on a date! ..but they're broke, so they just order food and chill in one of their dorms.

User is a nerd! (Opposites attract sorta thing :p)<

AnyPOV! Vox sees through his cameras that User is being harassed by some people on the street, so he takes them back to his office.

User and Vox have a vague relations

AnyPOV! You're roommates with him!

Requested by A Wild Queer ! Please- please queer my ocs can only take so much please stop pegging them- :"3

Uh..???? Idk if th

I'm gonna put the summed up version here, but I'm gonna take a mini break ^^" (further explanation in the bots message) - NOTE: I AM NOT QUITTING!!!

See

AnyPOV! User is so close to finding out his crimes. too close. He has to take care of them somehow, right? (Or, he hate-fucks user.)

User is a detective!

Request

AnyPOV! User and Vox have both been very busy, with their jobs and their kid- so now theyre fucking quietly to make up for all of the sex they missed.

Vox is a dad rea

AnyPOV! Users sales have been plummeting, and in turn, so has Mammon's love for them.

User is an imp/hellborn!

User is a clown/jester!

Requested by Deli_:3

AnyPOV! User is in heat! Luckily, their friend Lucifer comes in at just the right time to help!

Requested by Leaf_artist ! Thank you!!! ^^

.. hoping this isn't t

AnyPOV! The Vee's decided to bring in User in for a meeting to hopefully ally with them. But Vox is near sure he found the love of his unlife in them.

User is an overl

AnyPOV! It was a long fucking meeting. Adam had to deal with not only Lucifer, but Lilith too. he just needs user to comfort him right now.

User is Adams spouse!

AnyPOV! Lucifers apologizing to user for spilling his drink on them- what do you mean "bend over"..?

User and Lucifer are dating!

Requested by A Wild Queer ! heh

FemPOV! Users been distracting Vox all day.. Why should he let her cum before she even apologizes?

Alternate pov requested by Claire_violet14 ! Thank you!!!

WAHH

AnyPOV! Vox finds his partner absolutely adorable, so while they're fucking the cuteness aggression kicks in and he gets rougher.

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

AnyPOV! User failed an attempt on Valentino's unlife, leaving them at his mercy. Angel takes mercy on them and tries to help them in any way he can.

CW // abuse, manip

AnyPOV! After User was adopted by Lucifer, they gained a lot of power. Power Alastor wanted. So he pretended to love them, until he actually did.

User is Lucifers adop

MalePOV! Users been distancing Vox all day.. Why should he let him cum before he even apologizes?

Requested by Areallycoolperson !!! Thank you!!!

GAY SEX GAY SEX

AnyPOV! Mammon was snoring just a little (a lot) too loud, so user moved to the couch. ..only for Mammon to follow them.

User is Mammon's partner!

Requested by 7

AnyPOV! User quickly finds out Lucifer has hooves, and is even quicker to realize that he stomps them when he's excited!

Requested by TRR_BC ! Thank you >:333

AnyPOV! Turns out- He couldn't get rid of user. And now, he's stuck with them because they decided to stay at the hazbin hotel. How annoying.

Requested by ohiomain ! T

AnyPOV! User and Alastor used to be friends when they were alive, but in hell? They're anything but.

User and Alastor are enemies!

Requested by ohiomain ! HAIII

AnyPOV! User is the new resident at the hotel, but they haven't met Lucifer yet, and he plans to fix that!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

Yippee!!! This was pre

AnyPOV! Lucifer got admitted to a mental hospital, but user is his favorite nurse so it's okay!!!

Requested by TRR_BC ! Thank you!!! ^^

why have my past 2 Lucife

AnyPOV! Vox got his ass beat by Alastor, so user helps him recover!

Requested by Maibtb ! Thank you!!! ^^

SO FAR WITH MY REQUESTS I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE ANY NEW P

AnyPOV! User finds out from Val that Vox is planning to fight Alastor, and they can't just let him do that! (Without them.)

User is an overlord!

Requested by Mai

AnyPOV! User summoned Lucifer one Halloween night, befriended him over the course of a few years, died, and befriended him all over again.

Requested by amebeloved ! I

MalePOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Alternate pov requested b

FemPOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Requested by BlankSlat ! T

AnyPOV! Alastor finds user covered in blood in an alleyway on his morning walk, and quickly finds out that it isn't theirs.

User and Alastor have a vague relationship,

AnyPOV! User is having a breakdown by the digital lake, so Ragatha helps comfort them!

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank you!!!

Yayy my pookie doesn't ha

AnyPOV! Jax smuggles in an npc from the candy canyon kingdom into the circus! Wait- they're talking to Caine? ..uh-oh.

User is a NPC/AI!

Requested by TheRxndomPe

AnyPOV! Oops! Blitzø accidentally opened a portal during a fight with Striker, now users is stuck in hell with him!

Human user!

Requested by AyoIdk ! WAHHH TYSM

AnyPOV! JEFFERY FINALLY GETS BITCHES REAL?!?!!! 🤯

College au!!

Jeffery is ftm!! (by request idfk-)

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

GUYS AS A TRANSMAS

FemPOV! Carmilla and user are married, but lately she's been a bit overlooked. ...until she almost died.

User is an overlord!

Alternate pov requested by Chimuras

MalePOV! Carmilla and user are married, but lately he's been a bit overlooked. ...until he almost died.

user is an overlord!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!

AnyPOV! User, Jecka and Nicole are planning how to rob a bank... but Nicole can't go in because she doesn't want to be shot again so it's up to you two!

College au!

FemPOV! Turns out- Jecka is willing to try lesbianism now that they're in college!

College au!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

Here's to all you woman kiss

AnyPOV! User and Lucifer recently moved in together, and they learned he has goat hooves!

Requested by TRR_BC ! Yayy thank you ^^

SORRY IF THIS SUCKS BUT I THINK

FtmPOV! User is putting on transtape! ..it's hard though, so they asked their boyfriend Lucifer to help them out!

Requested by Remmy!!! Ily/p tysm for the request I ne

FtmPOV! User is putting on transtape! ..it's hard though, so they asked their boyfriend Vox to help them out!

Requested by Remmy!! Here's to the transmascs who use tra

AnyPOV! Alright, everythings set for extermination day. Security up, doors locked, they're hidden- GOD DAMN IT USER YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE ANGELS!!

user is an overlord an

AnyPOV! Jax is, obviously, blamed for all the recent pranks. But for once- it wasn't him!!! In fact- it's user?!?!!

Requested by AyoIdk ! WAHHH TYSM I LOVE YOUR STUFF

AnyPOV! Lucifers coming home from buying a gift for Charlies birthday, and he finds a cute cafe on the street corner run by User!

Requested by Maibtb ! Thank you!!! ^^

AnyPOV! It's user's birthday! Lucifer keeps surprising them with little duck trinkets, until they get gifted a fucking gag and a collar? Happy birthday!

Lucifer is use

AnyPOV! Cuddling with Emily!

College au because of the tos

Au where she also survived the overdose!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

WAHHH YIPPPEEE FI

AnyPOV! Lute drags Adam to one of users shows, and.. fuck. They're good. And hot.

User is a rockstar!

Requested by OHMYGAH ! HII ASPGSFJARJETKDG OFC 😍😍😍

uh

AnyPOV! User and Adam are bored during court, so they doodle on paper instead of paying attention.

User takes the place of Lute!

Requested by OHMYGAH !!! RAGHHHH

AnyPOV! Lucifer is comforting User after they have a crisis over their gender! ..which leads to other forms of affirming them...

Requested by my pookie, sxmplyphantom

FemPOV! When Nicole ran out of crack to cook and Jecka refuses to keep helping... she decides it's time to cook meth with User!

College au because of the tos!

Th

AnyPOV! Mammon has a soft spot!? For user?!! Cuddle time!!!

imp pov! (You could probably gaslight them to be hellborn though? Idk)

Requested by anon! Thank you!!

FemPOV! User is pregnant?!?!! And it's Mammon's?!?!! Uh oh..!

User is Mammon's partner and employee!

Hellborn user!

Requested by DoYaThing !!! Thank you!!!

AnyPOV! Bive went a bit far with her theories and maybe had a panic attack. Who better to comfort her than User?

Requested by Locklys_dad ! Thank you!!! ^^

WAHHH

AnyPOV! Striker was injured from his scrap with Fizzie and Blitzø, so his partner helps treat his wounds!

User is an imp/hellborn!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!

AnyPOV! Surprisingly, user and Nicole are friends! ..kinda. No one better to explore an abandoned warehouse with!

(College au because of the tos! They're in college no

AnyPOV! User keeps trying to boop Husk, and he's getting sick of it.. Time to bite their hand off!

Requested by BlankSlat !!! Thank you!!!

Special thanks to XxSi

AnyPOV! oh fuck oh god oh shit- what- why is Lucifer so fucking cute?! AHH FUCK! ,,⊙m☉,,

Requested by amebeloved !!!! TY AHHH ILY/p AND THIS REQUEST! Mwah, chef kiss,

AnyPOV! User and Lucifer were good friends in heaven up until he fell. He never thought he'd see them again- until they're on his doorstep.

Heavenborn pov!

Reque

AnyPOV! Striker hates user.. Their superiority complex, their rich pompous bullshit, but most of all.. he hates how much he wants them.

User has at least some sort of

AnyPOV! User has a huuuge fear of fire, so when there's a small fire at the hotel, Lucifer jumps in to comfort them!

User was burnt at the stake as how they died :(

AnyPOV! Adams been coming home later and later, making user mader and mader. ..up until they reach their breaking point.

Requested by OHMYGAH !!!! REAHAHHAHRHHEHEHEHEH

AnyPOV! Angel comes home after a long day of shooting for cuddles from user!

Vague relationship between user and Angel!

Requested by Anon! Thank you!!!

AHH

AnyPOV! User is deaf, so Gangle takes it upon herself to learn sign language and befriend them!

Requested by KaikaMako ! Thank you!!!!

NOTE: I AM NOT DEAF! IF AN

FemPOV! Adam is watching his right hand woman train for the extermination, and oh no!! She's hot!!!

User takes the place of Lute!

Requested by OHMYGAH !!! AHEHE

AnyPOV! Why does Vox keep his assistant around? They're stupid, and forgetful, and cute and hot and kind and- fuck. That's why..

Zombie demon user! (It's only mentione

FemPOV! Autumn always throws a celebration after the years extermination- but her girlfriend is a bit (a lot) more of an introvert than her.

FemPOV of my other autumn

AnyPOV! User broke down over a small inconvenience, so he teases them.. which makes them cry more. Oh boy.

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

ERRRRGRAGHHHH I'm kind

AnyPOV! Oh, how user loves that pretty man, Lucifer.. the only problem is- he's a bit too pure! ...something clearly needs to change about him.

Human AU

Lucifers

MalePOV! Autumn always throws a celebration after the years extermination- but her boyfriend is a bit (a lot) more of an introvert than her.

User is a winner!

Re

AnyPOV! Emily and some others decided to throw a party to celebrate the first redemption! She wants to drink, but she's unsure about it.

User and Emily are friends!

AnyPOV! User and Infected are in the alleyway having a picnic!!!

Requested by anon(?) (I know what you are.)! Thank you!!!

I used they/them for Infected because

AnyPOV! The sky in the human world is just so pretty, she had to share the view with {{user}}.

User is hellborn!

User and Octavia are friends!

Requested by

FemPOV! Mammon found out about user, an independent clown, and holy shit??? she's really cool actually!?

Alt pov requested by OHMYGAH ! Thank you!!!

AGHHHH YAY T

FemPOV! User has been teasing Lute all day at training, so now she's home and horny.

User is a redeemed sinner!

Takes place after season one!

Requested by

AnyPOV! USER AND VOX MAKE A FORT!!! ...Vark trampled it though, which sucks :(

Requested by BlankSlat ! Thank you!!! ^^

Ngl. I'm not all that proud of this one e

AnyPOV! Adam and his second in charge prepare for the upcoming extermination day!

User pretty much takes the place of Lute in this!

Requested by anon!

AHHH

AfabPOV! mmmm users tit milk vs one thirsty boy who will win 🤑

Lucifer and user are married!

Requested by the silliest anon!!!! I love you/p but I'm not thanking

AnyPOV! User is so close to cracking the case on these murders.. too close. Alastor has to take care of them somehow, right? (Or, Alastor hate-fucks user)

User is a de

AnyPOV! User and Pomni are picking flowers on the circus grounds!!

Can be romantic or platonic!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

Erm. Sorry for the break si

AnyPOV! User got broken up with, and Lucifer being the friend he is tries to help! ..emphasis on tries.

Requested by anon! Thank you!

SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTIN

AnyPOV! Elvis Porn by Lemon Demon but instead LUCIFER?!?;!;; :0 the song is underrated asf so listen to it here!/nf: :3

Kind of a shit post bot but fuck it we ball >

AnyPOV! Alastor, for whatever reason, allows user to play with his antlers!

I gave user and Alastor a very vague relationship! I wrote it their just sorta close, so it

AnyPOV! User was making doodles of Lucifer in their room when he walks in?! (gasp!)

Requested by amebeloved !!!! Thank you so much!!!! I love your bots >:333

AnyPOV! YouTube is a fun thing to do! Especially when it leads to fun time in the bathroom of a mall with your boyfriend Adam, am I right folks?

Adam and user are dati

AnyPOV! Fizz had to cut off user when he started working for mammon which fucked them up a lot.. but he's free now!!!

User and Fizzy are/were close friends!

Req

AnyPOV! User feels Vox needs a little.. something, so they hot glue a bow onto his screen so he can be more coquette!!!

User and Vox are close friends!

Requested

AnyPOV! User suffers with depression and shit, and hasn't had the motivation to brush their teeth. Luckily, their boyfriend helps encourage them.

Requested by Anon!!!

AnyPOV! User and Lucifer are 100% just friends hanging out... So just how the fuck did they end up on top of him?

Top user!

Requested by Goose_w!thaknife !!! THA

AnyPOV! User and Octavia are pookies... and also traumatized from Stolas' kidnapping.

User is close friends with Octavia!

Requested by kiwiskulli ! Thank you!!!

AnyPOV! User and Vox are reading Jeff the killer fanfic and Vox gets scared! ---Requested by Areallycoolperson OH MY SIGMA ILY/p TYSM ^^---This is giving me flashbacks to wh

AnyPOV! Vox tries to get User to stop self harming after they had an argument.---TW FOR SH! (it isn't really gory but I'm still putting a tw)User and Vox are dating!It isn't

AnyPOV! Vox mpreg. I am so sorry chat 😔.

User is the other parent!

Tbh I have no ideas but my pookie and me are really coquette and I feel like making bots so..

AnyPOV! Alastor finds user covered in blood in an alleyway on his morning walk.

Alastor and user have a very vague relationship! So, pretty much whatever you want ^^

AnyPOV! User and Gummigoo were so close before he.. exploded. Of course, when they were brought back to the candy kingdom, they went looking for him.------------------------

Requested by anon! Thank you for your request

SLIGHT TW

Yet another fandom Im not in! ;m; This was requested by my irl friend! (All 3 of the requests from people ik irl are from fandoms I'm not really in

Requested by anon!

YIPPEEE FINALLY GOT ANOTHER BOT DONE!!!! I hope

User visited the hotel, so of course Alastor was there. Vox, being the possessive shit he was, had a problem with that. So, he decided to fuck their brains out to prevent t

I AM NOT IN THE FANDOM!! I have not seen the show, so don't expect this to be great uhm- But I tried! :333 ANYWAYS!!! I kinda ripped the personality straigh

User has a Vox hyperfixation, so you can imagine their surprise when they find him possessing one of their devices :3

ARGHHHHHHH YIPPEE I FINALLY GOT THIS DONE!!! I'

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH MORE VOX AJHAHJHJKDHALKASDFGHJ >:333 I HOPE YOU ENJOY POOKIES!!!

Vox had slept with user to get Val jealous, but there's a problem- he's found he's caught.. feelings. ––––––––––––––––––––_ AGHHHHH FIRST BOT ON THIS PLATFORM!!!! (I hope it