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⭐﹒𝗰𝗼𝗱: 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘃﹐your boyfriend is teaching you how to use a gun

⠀ › ⠀ established relationship, user and hesh are dating

⠀⠀ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 (𝘀𝗼

💀﹒𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝘄 𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝘂, 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘃﹐simon has a small crush on the new farmer.

⠀ › ⠀ unestablished relationship, simon has a crush on user. simon is a lumberjack, user is a

💀﹒𝗺𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘃﹐one last conversation on your wedding night.

⠀ › ⠀ established relationship, user is a part of the one-four-one. unrequited feelings on simon's s

🧼﹒𝗺𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘃﹐long intro. meeting your ex-fiancé at a military event.

⠀ › ⠀ established relationship, user is soap's ex-fiancé.

⠀⠀ i'll never love aga

🧢﹒ (lowercase intro) nearly missed your date night.

i'm going to stay right here by your side / and do my best to keep you satisfied

⠀ › ⠀ 𝗚𝗔𝗭 sometimes like

🧢﹒ ( 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧 ) ( 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪ish 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢 ) ( 𝗙𝗘𝗠!𝗣𝗢𝗩 ) girlfriend appreciation hours

i watch 'em all pass by / the moon & the stars / let me hold you in my arms forever mo

🚬﹒ three words. eight letters. i love you. one final night with your husband.

and i'll love you till the day i die / there never need belonging in your eyes / as lon

💀﹒ three words. eight letters. i love you.

and then i'd go and spoil it all / by saying something stupid like 'i love you'

𝗮𝗻𝘆!𝗽𝗼𝘃﹒user is ghost's partner

🚬﹒ [ 𝟯𝗞 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 ] [ 𝗞𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧!𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘 ] your knight attendant isn't so pleased that you - his beloved - is getting married to another.

nothing fucks with my baby / nothin

🧢﹒ [ 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧 ] [ 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢 ] gaz just wanted to record you going down on him for... research purposes.

(let me hear you say) please / (let me hear you say) please /

🧼﹒ [ 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝟭𝟵𝟮𝟬𝘀 ] [ 𝗙𝗘𝗠!𝗣𝗢𝗩 ] your farmhand neighbour really thinks you shouldn't be working on the fields all day when you can be home as his wife instead. haha...

🧢﹒ [ 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 ] taking the love of his life out on a picnic date to pop the big question will you marry me?

there was love all around / but i never heard it singing

👻﹒ [ 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ] de-stressing with your sergeant after a mission but there's one blunt (and he knows how to share it with you).

i'm sane (can't see)

𝗮𝗻𝘆!𝗽𝗼

🚬﹒ [ 𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗠 𝗡𝗢𝗜𝗥 𝗔𝗨 ] [ 𝗙𝗘𝗠!𝗣𝗢𝗩 ] heading to the bar afterwork to find a pretty singer on stage...

his eyes are like angels but his heart is cold

𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗽𝗼𝘃﹒user

🦅﹒ [ 𝗜𝗢 & 𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗚𝗜𝗙𝗧 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 ] [ 𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗠 𝗡𝗢𝗜𝗥 𝗔𝗨 ] forced to go on an undercover mission w/ the commander as his date.

when we dance you have a way with m

( 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ) ━━ late-night calls with soap.

⠀ somebody wake me up, light me up, set fire to my soul, yeah ⠀

𝗔𝗡𝗬!𝗣𝗢𝗩 ⋆ USER IS A PART OF THE ONE-FOUR-ON

( 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ) ━━ late-night drives w/ gaz and he's catching the feels. (the rewrite)

⠀ she looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl i've ever seen, from the c

( 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ) ━━ visiting home on leave, price had to see someone that he loved for the longest time first...

⠀ and you never knew / how much i really liked you

( 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ) ━━ (totally platonic) hang out to the aquarium with ghost

⠀ oh, the blue, blue water makes you look so pretty... ⠀

𝗔𝗡𝗬!𝗣𝗢𝗩 ⋆ USER IS A MEMB

𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗨ㅤ⸺ㅤ﹙ ⠀ 𝗙𝗘𝗠!𝗣𝗢𝗩, lowercase intro ⠀ ﹚ so this is love, mmm.... so this is love....

⠀ ⸻ SO THIS IS LOVE - ILENE WOODS

king!price.﹒user is a garden

𝗴𝗼𝗱𝘀 & 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀ㅤ⸺ㅤ﹙ ⠀ 𝗔𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗨𝗔𝗟!𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧, 𝗚𝗢𝗗!𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗥, lowercase intro ⠀ ﹚ did you get enough love, my little dove? why do you cry?

⠀ ⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ── ⠀ ⠀ fourth of july ⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀

𝗴𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀ㅤ⸺ㅤ﹙ ⠀ 𝗩𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘!𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗥, 𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙!𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗚𝗔𝗡, lowercase intro ⠀ ﹚ he doesn't really like them (cough understatement cough), for obvious reasons, but he's injured...

⠀

𝘃𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝘂ㅤ⸺ㅤ﹙ ⠀ 𝗙𝗘𝗠!𝗣𝗢𝗩, lowercase intro ⠀ ﹚ the duke is hosting a masquerade party and finds a certain individual pretty (and not totally thinking of making her his next b

🎄 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗦 ━ [REQUEST] soap comes back for christmas

⠀ 💿 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU — MARIAH CAREY

in which soap comes back home to his partner.

🎄 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗦 ━ road trip with the one-four-one, christmas edition.

⠀ 💿 DRIVING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS — CHRIS RAE

I SING THIS SONG. Gaz suggested that they take

🎄 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗦 ━ please just fall in love with me, this christmas..

⠀ 💿 COLD DECEMBER NIGHT — MICHAEL BUBLÉ

I WANT SOMETHING THAT LASTS FOREVER. Gaz has a majo

🎄 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗦 ━ [SEMI-NSFW INTRO] seven minutes in heaven with gaz's crush, you (gone wrong) (gone sexual?)

⠀ Anyways, Gaz didn't know if it was a blessing or a curs

🎄 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗦 ━ [FEM!POV] his younger girlfriend in a mrs. claus outfit

⠀ 💿 SANTA BABY — KYLIE MINOGUE

SANTA BABY. That fucking Mrs. Claus dress that she was

🎄 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗦 ━ baby it's cold outside...

⠀ 💿 BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE — IDINA MENZEL, MICHAEL BUBLÉ

I REALLY CAN'T STAY. Winter date-night with his spouse, yo

🎄 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗦 ━ meeting his ex at a christmas party.

⠀ 💿 LAST CHRISTMAS — WHAM!

TELL ME BABY, DO YOU RECOGNISE ME? A year later his breakup, Ghost meets his e

✦ 𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜 ━ [NSFW INTRO] [LOWERCASE INTRO] [COLLAB] pornstar!price: the bot

⠀ 💿 STARGIRL INTERLUDE THE WEEKND & LANA DEL REY

COLLAB WITH HELU — you can

🩸🕊️ 𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜 ━ [DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT] [DEMIHUMAN!USER] you think you'll be able to leave him?

⠀ 💿 ...baby one more time THE MARIAS

[TW: kidnapping, drugging

✦ 𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜 ━ [TW: OBSESSION] [LONG INTRO] you're his favourite popstar.

⠀ 💿 PAPARAZZI LADY GAGA

tw: obsession I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. Ghost wouldn't admit it

✦ 𝗠𝗪𝗜 ━ [LOWERCASE INTRO] [LONG INTRO] coming back home after piccadilly. heart to heart.

⠀ 💿 HEART TO HEART MAC DEMARCO

hurt/comfort ⋆ established relati

✦ 𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜 ━ [NSFW INTRO] your boyfriend is giving you a present for christmas - himself!!! :)

⠀ ⭐ "merry christmas?" ⠀ soap didn't know what to get you for christ

✦ 𝗩𝗜𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗨 ━ [LOWERCASE INTRO] your betrothed has finally come back from a raid and wants you to braid his hair again.

⠀ ⭐ "braid my hair again?" ⠀ coming back fr

✦ 𝗩𝗜𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗨 ━ [LOWERCASE INTRO] during a raid, a certain jarl kidnaps you and takes you as his own.

⠀ ⭐ "you're comin' with me."

the gods were in his favor

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤhaving a date-night w/ your boyfriend at home,

⠀ 💿 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟 THE CARDIGANS ⠀

⠀ ──────────── ❝ I'LL NEVER KNOW 'CAUSE YOU NEVER SHOW ⠀ IMAGE CRED:

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤout w/ your boyfriend at a movie theatre.

⠀ 💿 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟 THE CARDIGANS ⠀

⠀ ──────────── ❝ I'LL NEVER KNOW 'CAUSE YOU NEVER SHOW ⠀ IMAGE CRED: BRODB

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ[PETPLAY] bro found the answer to 'me or the dog' question: become the dog(?)

⠀ 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 ﹒@maddieismystar 𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 / 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 ﹒here ⠀

⚠️ 𝗜

𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ[PETPLAY] bro found the answer to 'me or the dog' question: become the dog(?)

⠀ 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 ﹒@maddieismystar 𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 / 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 ﹒here ⠀

⚠️ 𝗜 𝗣𝗢

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤprice has been an unfaithful husband, you know that. coming back from a 'mission' (supposedly), price is surprised to see that you've been... tearing the house d

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ[REQUEST] [NSFW INTRO] on his lap while he does some paper work

⠀ ⠀ 💿 OVER THE MOON THE MARIAS ⠀ ⠀

⠀ THERE'S NOTHING BETTER I'D RATHER DO

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ[REQUEST] [NSFW INTRO] arguments w/ your husband leads to sex, i guess?

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗥 NINE INCH NAILS ⠀ ⠀

I'M GONNA FEEL YA FROM THE INSIDE

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤlate night calling with price (and he's down bad for you)

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡 FAYE WEBSTER ⠀ ⠀

⠀ HE SAID BABY, THAT'S WHAT HE CALLED ME, I LOVE YOU

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤlate night texting with ghost (and he's down bad for you)

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡 FAYE WEBSTER ⠀ ⠀

⠀ THE DAY I MET YOU, I STARTED DREAMING.

OTHER T

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ[WEREWOLF!SOAP] you've been sparring with someone else and your boyfriend needs his scent on you back again.

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗢 𝗕𝗔𝗗 THE VACCINES ⠀ ⠀

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ [SUGGESTIVE INTRO] price is your sugar daddy (and he's cheating on his wife w/ you, whoops!)

⠀ 💿 𝗚𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗥 LADY GAGA ⠀

⠀ I WANNA F▇▇, GO

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤlate night texting with soap (and he's down bad for you)

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 PENTATONIX ⠀ ⠀

I HAVE BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. SUPPOSED TO BE HOT B

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤlate night texting with gaz (and he's down bad for you)

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 PENTATONIX ⠀ ⠀

AM I JUST AFRIAD OF LOVIN'? OR AM I NOT THE LOVIN'

𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ[TW: DARKER THEMES // OBSESSESION] [LOWERCASE INTRO] let me be the one to hold your hand forever, we'd be good together.

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗬𝗢𝗨 REBZYYX &a

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ[NSFW INTRO] [REQUEST] gaz comes back from a mission to see you masturbating, that's it...

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗢𝗥 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 SILK SONIC ⠀ ⠀

uhm UHM gaz w

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ [NSFW-ISH INTRO] [PRIMAL PLAY] trying to get your werewolf husband to hunt you down in your shared house

⠀ 💿 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗣 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗙 𝗜𝗧 ARCTIC MONKEYS ⠀ ─ I WANT T

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤundercover mission to save some socialite + terrorist who wants the head of said socialite = fill in the blanks.

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗩𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗜 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗘 CONNOR SPI

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ [LONG, LOWERCASE INTRO] price wants a divorce despite still being in love with you. it pays my way and it corrodes my soul.

⠀ 💿 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗟𝗬, 𝗠𝗥. 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗟𝗬 TH

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ [900 SPECIAL] (SUGGESTIVE INTRO) 141 washes your car: the bot

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗬𝗕𝗘 CARLY RAE JEPSEN ⠀ ⠀ ─ WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, BABY? 📞 suppos

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗗𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ is it just him or are you two experiencing the same day over and over?

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗦 BEASTARS OST ⠀ ⠀ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗗𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗 - a detective agency based

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ (SPOILER FREE) gaz interrogates you: the bot.

⠀ ⠀ 💿 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗞𝗘 IDK HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME ⠀ ⠀ ─ SO BITE YOUR TONGUE AND CHOKE YOURSELF TO SLEEP You — Makarov'

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ [REQUEST] soap has been ignoring you for the entire day, now all he wants to do is hold you.

⠀ ⠀ 💿 (𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗔𝗧) 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 MUSTARD SERVICE ⠀ ⠀

𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ[REQUEST // SEMI-NSFW INTRO] sparring with the sergeant gone wrong (gone sexual?)

⠀ 💿 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 first in flight ⠀ ** ─ red scratches tattoo both his shou

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤyour husband is a serial killer. the picture-perfect husband, indeed. (LONG INTRO, LOWERCASE)

⠀ 💿 𝗽𝘂𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 paul anka ⠀ ─ and they called it puppy lo

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ celebrating diwali with the task force. (long intro)

⠀ 💿 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 tears for fears ⠀ ─ help me make the most of freedom and o

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ [LONG, LOWERCASE INTRO, IMPLIED NSFW] tell me pretty lies, look me in the face / tell me that you love me, even if it's fake.

⠀ 💿 𝗶𝗱𝗳𝗰 blackbear ⠀ ─ '

𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜/𝗜𝗜𝗜ㅤㅤ⋆ㅤ the sergeant is just geeking about some guns he finds cool.

⠀ 💿 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻'' hojean ⠀ ─ girl, you're good at bluffin' / you know we're onto somethin' / th

𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢 | Soap is just recording a video of you sucking his dick for his next mission, thats all.

𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧 | [FOR JESSIE] Lazy mornings with your husband Price.

⠀ "Put your head on my shoulder / Hold me in your arms, baby / Squeeze oh-so tight / Show me / That yo

𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗧 𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗚 | Your rival is fixing your car for you.

⠀ "Bring your own fork, girl, you know I don't provide it (ha!)"

"Can't leave a fellow racer stranded,

𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢 | Your werewolf boyfriend goes into a rut. Whoops! (very self-indulgent im so sorry)

⠀ "Please, love.. lemme make you feel good.."

It's embarrassin

𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗡𝗚 | Just two blokes who want your number at the club.

⠀⠀ "So you grab your girls / And you grab a couple more / And you all come meet me / In the middle of th

𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧 | Getting high with your fellow operator.

⠀ "If she could take her down and run, then I'd call her / 'Cause she's standing drama, she know I'll call her"

⚠️𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜𝗜 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗦. Bot is based on a cutscene / mission in the game, 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜𝗜. Don't say I didn't warn you, lmao!!

⠀⠀ "We're ta

𝗛𝗜𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 | Out on a hiking trip with your long-term boyfriend on your fifth anniversary, and he has a surprise for you that'll only end in holy matrimony. [FOR JESSIE]

𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢 | Making out with some bloke you met at a party while he's smoking, that's literally it. Very self-indulgent.

💿 𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗠 MONTELL FISH

MASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIVE SPOILERS FOR MWIII DO NOT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SPOILER BARRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR anyways

⚠️𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗠𝗪𝗜𝗜𝗜 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗦.

𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗗 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗣 | "Little darlin', it's been a long, cold, lonely winter." On a road trip with the lads because everything feels so righ

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗡 | Getting hunted down by a werewolf after he caught you trying to snoop around base.

⠀ "It started with a hayloft a-creakin'."

Graves was the only o

HALLOWEEN | (Bonnie & Clyde inspo) On the run with your serial killer husband into the Scottish countryside.

⠀ "I just wanna be the one you love."

He and

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗡 | London's not safe with Ghostface around. You're his next victim, doesn't hurt to flirt around.. right?

⠀ "Maybe when I'm done with you, they'll make a mo

› 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢    ─    Gaz is learning from his father-figure to make sure that he pleases his lover in the future.

⠀ "Really? Going to whip out my dick for Price to s

› 𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 ( staring at your captain's crotch during a mission real funny, he's not that dumb, you know? )

⠀ for enya ⠀

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [PETPLAY]⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ The Commander has a loyal dog - you. But his doggy got injured during a mission :(

⠀⠀ 💿 𝗦𝗢𝗙𝗧𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘 THE NEIGHBOURHOOD ⠀

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗨⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ [SLIGHT NSFW INTRO] Wow.. babe.. getting on your knees after work? That's so silly...

⠀⠀ 💿 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗗 SONDER ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ "Can't b

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ [OG!SOAP] Your childhood sweetheart rescues you from a hostage situation.

⠀⠀ 💿 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ For Enya

After be

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗬⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ [LONG INTRO] You're not supposed to be here, aren't ya?

⠀ 💿 𝗗𝗢 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪? ARCTIC MONKEYS ⠀

⠀ "Reckon we can snag some guns whil

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗬⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ [SLIGHTLY NSFW INTRO] When you first left me, I was wantin' more.

⠀ 💿 𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗘 - Lily Allen ⠀

⠀

Your uncle, 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗥, hosts a y

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ Papa Price and the little one are baking.

⠀ Some Price & Soap dad bots with Enya !! You can find Enya's Soap bot here ⠀

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ [NSFW INTRO] Dang, imagine fucking the ambassador's spouse! Haha... can't be Gaz.

REQ by: luci_the_marshmallow this one for you don't cheat g

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀"Does Soap enjoy a bubble bath, hehe?" SERIOUS HYGIENE PROVIDES SERIOUS TACTICAL ADVANTAGE

⠀ 💿 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟 - The Cardigans ⠀

⠀ You catch your boyfriend si

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀[NSFW INTRO] Your boyfriend gets, uhm, needy in the middle of a mission. Short intro my bad lol

⠀ 💿 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗡 ⠀

⠀ wow 3 gaz bots... in one day... haha...

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗬⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ Whatever I've done, I did it for love.

⠀ 💿 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗥 ⠀

⠀ Your uncle, 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗥, hosts a yearly event where he sells firearms a

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [NSFW INTRO] "Come on, babe, let's make sure that your ex knows that you're off limits." Well, it's not every day that your ex calls you when you're having sex with y

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ "give into lust, give up to lust, oh, heaven knows we'll soon be dust." ever since your husband has been discharged from the military, your relationship has been stra

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀#𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ Just some bloke trying to get your number at the club.

💿𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗬

"Oh, when you walk by every night / Talking sweet and looking fine /

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀#𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ Your chef likes to take care of you.

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗬⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ What's a pretty little thing like you doing around here?

💿 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝗞𝗜𝗗𝗦

Your uncle, 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗥, hosts a yearly event where he sells

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗞𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗔𝗨⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ Admiring the 141's captain from afar.

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [NSFW INTRO] Your FWB is asking you to make him into a bimbo. That's all. :3

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Price is considering having some children after visiting your in-laws. That's all. :3

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧: mfw your boyfriend is getting all pissy because you didn't give him attention today. [vaguely nsfw intro]

for Enya <3

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧: Out with your husband to go to some carnival and he tries to win your affections (again) by displaying his skills in balloon popping.. only to find out that

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ gaz has been going to your gym for some time now. damn, you just want to sit on his face. (me too)

💿 OUTTA MY MIND - Monsune

"Girl, you know you got i

▐⠀ ⠀ ⠀ and if a double-decker bus crashes into us - to die by your side, it's such a heavenly way to die. war made gaz numb, but you breathed purpose back into it. he doesn'

▐ 𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕: "Dude, is it gay if we hold hands and kiss under the setting sun?" Anyways, your rockstar best friend is kind of a mess (lies, he is THE mess and y

▐ 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧: [FEM!USER] Gaz is just taking care of his darling wife as he struggles to grasp the fact that he's going to be a father soon.

It's limited for obvio

▐ 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧: [NSFW INTRO] Your husband just wants to make sure that you're still loyal to him...

"Girl, I'm tired of picking your side and shit / You got me tie

▐ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗨 // 𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬: [NSFW PROMPT] You're attracted to your friend (and fellow detective!)'s voice. So, uhm, you touch yourself while on a call with him? Yea

▐ 𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗔𝗨: Your lover is a human, but you belong to the sea, was it even meant to be?

Luxury of crime is theirs, / Dead to feeling, as to fear; / Cruelty e

┈　﹒　𝗞𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗔𝗨 / 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧﹐Your knight attendant is taking you to safety in the midst of war.

┈　﹒　𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗞﹐(COD OC) Seeing as you've got nothing to lose, and I could use a canary...

𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢: A certain Czech Lieutenant found you, a mere canary to him,

┈　﹒　𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 // 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗨﹐Crashing your bestie's car and then hitting up Starbucks!! And BOTH of you don't know that he's developing some feelings for you!

"Oh god,

┈　﹒　𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗨﹐Out on a drinking competition with your rival and fellow colleague, Alejandro, who seems to always be on your case.

"Wassup baby, nice to meet 'ya, y

┈　﹒　𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗨﹐(IMPLIED NSFW) Your one-night-stand turns out to be on the other side of the courtroom the next day.

"I took your only lie / You must be mad / I too

┈　﹒　𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗨﹐A petty thief case goes haywire. (TW: Mentions of drugs)

Kyle — I mean Gaz as they call him in the agency — was Price's beloved mentee. Fatherly, is

┈　﹒　𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗨﹐There has been a new serial killer haunting the streets of London, infamously named "Belladonna" — the nightshade. It's up to Price to solve the mystery wit

┈　﹒　𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗨﹐He loves you like an alcoholic. (TW // Darker themes, obsession)

"Their face, their body, their moves, their aura — they are art."

Detective R

▐ 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦: Uh oh! Looks like Vladdy accidentally recruited his childhood sweetheart.

this one for you

KONNI GROUP description made by E

┈　﹒　𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹐It's been years since you and Simon have last seen each other - each other's first love and all - but now you joined the 141. Ghost seems to rememb

┈　﹒　𝗔𝗟𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢﹐(NSFW INTRO) You're helping your gentle giant of a boyfriend, Rune, work on his new poem.. in a different way. <3

﹙ ⠀𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢⠀ ﹚

┈　﹒　𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦﹐Your childhood friend is lacking some inspiration in his poetry as of lately...

﹙ ⠀𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 ⠀ ﹚

I only post my bots on J.AI EXCLUSIVELY! I

┈　﹒　𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗗/𝗠𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚﹐Late night drives with Gaz, with some music, and he slowly begins to realise that he is falling in love with you. (LONG INTRO)

Prompt insp

┈　﹒　𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣﹐(NSFW INTRO) Your giant sniper of a boyfriend is helping you learn his native language! How sweet is that? Haha... there's a little twist, howev

┈　﹒　𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣﹐Learning German with your giant sniper of a boyfriend, König! (SFW prompt)

NSFW prompt here

﹙ ⠀𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 ⠀ ﹚

I only post my b

┈　﹒　𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣﹐Spending the night with your lover, Simon, knowing that it could potentially be your last night together. That inconceivable, that unbelieve wor

┈　﹒　𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗗/𝗠𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚﹐Stargazing with your favourite sniper/best friend while listening to old, romantic music together... platonically (but he wishes it was so much m

┈　﹒　𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗗/𝗠𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚﹐Going to the aquarium (totally platonic) with your favourite Lieutenant who happens to harbour some affections for you.

Prompt inspired by

┈　﹒　𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗞﹐Teambuilding on a battlefield with someone who was recently introduced into the 141 shouldn't have been this fucking hard.

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