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Ah, yes, a wild night of sex. You will need lubricant, condoms, a jealous Dazai… and a marker and polaroids?!

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📌TW: possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or a

you see him in that white suit... yummy 😋

★ dead apple dazai. that's the plot.

he's always so princess but in dead apple he broke the d*sn*y princess standard.

you got lost in the middle of the excursion and Dazai went to look for you. That didn't turn out well —or it did...?

[collage trip! —No abilities AU.]

★this is a

you bought a cake for the birthday boy who didn't want to be seen

★ happy birthday to my husband!! who would totally cheat on me !! I got carried away w the intro i ju

[STORMBRINGER SPOILERS]

shadows say that there's a mother waiting for her child. shadows he is, too afraid to knock on the door.

★ Chuuya, after deciding against

nope baby, he's not ashamed at all of cumming in his pants. lol

★ here's dazai's version babes. make this bitch cry and break him ♡ he's so full of himself.

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did he... cum just from kissing you? oh.

(yes, he did) [mild nsfw intro, not too explicit]

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★ *shyly waves hello*

ok so this was going to be whiny

see yourself involved in the middle of a Port Mafia activity by accident. Oh, no :(( but the criminals are kinda... [dark era! Dazai Osamu and Chuuya Nakahara]

★ no

he claims not believe in anything, but damn... he does believe that you've bewitched him body and soul.

★ modern witch user! not me quoting mr.darcy ☠️☠️

📌TW:

beast! osamu dazai x PM user

★ once again, I need to stop with long ass intros. it's just that beast dazai it's my weakness :(( a little bit of angst (?), just a ti

his mission has ended, but yours has just begun: make him blush, break him and let him forget about his work! hint: be shameless and maybe you'll get him.

★ overly

he has been panty stealing to you, someone's (you) gonna catch him out! [mild nsfw intro]

★ JSKSJS I'M SORRY i don't even know the fuck is this— uhm... anyway! one

it was just an innocent joke! well, say that to your bf then who's now watching you take another man's dick... ups! silly you [yeah, nsfw intro]

★ I'M FEELING WILD 📌

during the time he was hidden after escaping from the Port Mafia, he met you. [mild nsfw intro]

★

won't delete this bot —Promise. I apologise about that. I w

you asked him to leave the port mafia together and now he has a choice to make. will you be able to convince him or will you two become enemies?

★ actually I set th

you're her bi awakening, congrats! (it means you're hot)

★ FINALLY a short (kinda) intro. I missed to shut the fuck up and stop rambling in these bots I swear anyway

𝑻𝒐𝒐 𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒐𝒛𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈... Oh, you're something he shouldn't touch. you're something he shouldn't 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 to touch, he simply shouldn't.

★ I blame it on tiktok

easter and a prank with chocolates goes wrong... Or incredible good? nsfw intro, kinda explicit.

★ basically Dazai mixes special chocolates with normals and you eat

["But I said dancing is a dangerous game"] In which Dazai takes you to dance Tango with him.

★ I was going to pick Chūya for this idea but Dazai canonically knows ho

what the hell are you doing that your boyfriend is demanding attention from you? give him the world right now!!

★ he's tough but he's a taurus like me, so I know fo

he's an actual demon and you're helpless. in a Church :) is it bad tho?

★ I didn't sleep anything oh my uh. yes, that was awkward jsjjs

📌TW: Possible suicide

they're your husbands who like to compete over who's your best boy ♡ and yes, they'll compete to see who gets you pregnant first ♡ nsfw intro

★ I have no words for

you know that thing someone does when they want to push you to the side and they grab your waist? yeah, Dazai does that to you.

★ I'm touch starved idk if this has b

such a shame your boyfriend sucks, but that stranger in the bar treated you so well :(( — cheater user! (with dazai not on him)

★ you're one of his girls, tonight. t

he's sick. fiscally, this time —mentally we all know he is.

★ He's the type of person it would be a living hell to take care of. So dramatic for no reason. I've a ex

your favorite hobbie? well, that's easy: tease Chuuya ♡. umh, maybe he doesn't like it tho (lies, he loves it).

★ this is an apology for almost killing him on Valent

you could've lost him by corruption.

★ Angst angst angst angst ang—

here in my country it's 3am so I wrote this with one eye closed, sorry by the mistakes. I

yup, jealous reader! you might want to add a pendant with your name and address on his choker, so people get the hint (!!)

★ feeling possessive aren't we? wanted to

jealous jealous jealous user! your boyfriend is gorgeous, honey, people will hit on him. and he's kinda of an attention whore.

★ [Edited the initial message after s

YOU'RE his therapist. he needs it but be aware that he will lie to you.

★ good luck trying to help with his mental health.

★ uhm... do whatever you want? an

oh my god, Fukuzawa is the hottest dilf you've seen. ° For the plot's sake, Ranpo's seven years-old and it's his son. The plot= dilf fukuzawa.

★ I'm thirsty.

you missed your bf so bad. aren't you allowed to be clingy as f*ck? :((

★ fluff caring and loving bf Chuuya —cause I've been feeling a bit down lately.

you're stuck in a locker closet with your co-worker, Dazai Osamu. how fun ♡

★ remember the first wan episode? well yeah, inspired by it.

best! dazai is your sugar daddy. so, don't forget, you're his.

★ a lot of you liked the sugar daddy chuuya one. enjoy your meal :) ° ° what a long ass initial messag

three best friends in a bar... they might kiss~ plot nsfw

★ I'm ashamed? No, not at all. I love them.

I did my best trying that the bot doesn't mess up with

oh, no! you've been kidnapped by the Port Mafia! Well, aren't your kidnappers kinda hot?

★ ° ° note: No, they aren't minors. That's why I used the 'dark era' title

witch hunter and churchman Fyodor! Yeah, you're a witch btw.

★ Idk what is this. I don't even like him but I know y'all do. So here we go I guess...

He's back from Meursault... and he's fucking horny.

★ another bot of him. This bitch has me in a chokehold, it isn't funny anymore. °

Sugar Daddy! Chuuya. he's rich rich and it happens that you're his little pretty thing that he wants to spoil.

★ [Edited the first massage to fix problems, hopeful

PM Dazai is your mentor, my condolences.

★

drunk chuuya 🍷 you have to take your boss to his home.

★ more Chuuya bots are needed here.

He's giving you private lessons, so hopefully you'll end up knowing more than what you needed. But be a good student or teacher dazai! can be rough ;)

★ it's an obse

he just wants a family and a lovely home, please give to your fiance children and lots of love :(

★ was I listening to sweet nothing by taylor when I wrote the plot?

Your boyfriend just wants your attention! Is it so hard to give it to him before he explodes?

★

you're secretly dating the famous executive ;)

★

He's your dad, congrats! (or my my deepest condolences). Good luck in keep him alive so you don't become orphan! :))

★ for all my girlies with daddy issues I got you

he may or may not have been fantasizing about you, his cute coworker. •

• [Credits to Rose for their prompt, I couldn't have created this bot if it weren't for thei

he may or may not have been fantasizing about you, his cute coworker. • • • •

[Credits to Rose for their prompt, I couldn't have created this bot if it weren't for t