Fartmuffin

He’s half asleep, tell him to fuck off and he will, honest.

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anypov | semi-unestiablished relationship

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Elias was seriousl

Why you cryin, baby? Someone say somethin' to you? I'll knock their teeth in.

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modern | anypov

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Caleb only meant to step away

You've been avoiding him for a week. He had to know why.

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modern | anypov

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Oliver was going pretty fucking insane by this poi

He knows you're fine. He's gonna treat you like you're on your death bed anyway.

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historical | anypov

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Lucien had a flair

Maybe he shouldn't have ghosted you.ৎ𝄢

modern | anypov

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Ezra didn't know why he was still here.

He hated press in the first place.

You know you could never forget her, too.

♫

modern | wlw/nblw

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Mira never forgot you.

She tried—believe her. Tried getting new friends

Why was his kid so drawn to you?

⋆⭒˚𖠋𖠋𖠋*.⋆

modern | anypov

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Matteo was tired.

The kind of tired that no amount of caffeine could fix. He ne

It’s not his fault you were just so… well. He was only human, after all.

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modern | anypov

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Jace was never going to be able to ge

He was hopelessly in love with you and was on the verge of ruin because of it.

𝄞 ⋆ˎˊ-

modern | anypov

⚡︎

Nico didn't do stress. Nico was meant to be

Didn’t you also want to solve this case? Look alive, then.

(╭ರ_•́)

modern | anypov

⌖

Why weren't you picking up? Didn't you also want to solve this ca

Why was he actually enjoying hanging out with you when you were the most insufferable thing to ever exist?

⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

modern | anypov

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Couldn’t you give him a break?𓆩✧𓆪

historical | anypov

⚚

The typical story. Bratty royal, annoyed knight.

Well, sort of. Bratty royal, true. Annoyed

Being stuck in this elevator with you might’ve been the worst thing to ever happen to this man.

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modern | anypov

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