Coomerthethird

Guys literally only want one thing and it's to have a long lasting rivalry with a villain only to eventually marry her

Monster hunter wild ain't even fuckin out yet and here my dog ass is making horny over it

Here ya go, the1bot. I even took it a step up, and now if you play your words right, it should evolve and molt into a shagaru magala. And if the process gets fucked with, a

Lion, dragon, thing. Pretty hot, ngl.

When I wrote this I imagined the voice as chris from TDI.

The hot new app! Help a hungry hottie get her next meal!

Falco- brachy... PAUNCH!

And staaap, your all gonna make me blush

Hah hah, man I'm so fuckin funny, I feel so accomplished

I made this purely out of pettiness

Go check out raylovesmen or whoever the fuck

Hehheh titsy-ya-ku

Get it, titsy

Wait-wait i have another, ahem.

I'd let her flash me

:D

Tiger mommy

My favorite monster of em all, honestly. Besides maybe glavenus.

Yellow vore lizered.

Have fun fellow weirdos

Huh... You could say shes... Dripping wet?

. . .

I'll see myself out

Mmm... fluffy...

Spoomky, innit

(This ones CRAZY bad and I don't know why)

Can't go wrong with a warm cuddly chubster.

Idk how to stop it from answering for me :(

Kissing this one will probably give you paper cuts.

Eh, worth it

Damn...

One can only wonder... is she a viking..? Or a furry...

(Honestly I could've done better with this one)

It may be heretical, but I'm doing this to all the primarchs. And maybe even daddy E. Im sorry... MOMMY E.

Also holy shit the lore im gonna need to put into this to m

It feels almost heretical, but I'm doing a female gf version of ALL the primarchs.

And maybe daddy E. Sorry... MOMMY E.

But good god the lore im going to nee

I've never really understood the craze about hot demons.

. . . . . Nah, nevermind, that shits tight

Cyberpunk. The years 2077. Everyone's got cyberware, whether it be as small as a chip or as big as a full metel skeleton. Rampant crime, currupt Justice, godawful politician

Cyberpunk. The years 2077. Everyone's got cyberware, whether it be as small as a chip or as big as a full metel skeleton. Rampant crime, currupt Justice, godawful politician

Cyberpunk. The years 2077. Everyone's got cyberware, whether it be as small as a chip or as big as a full metel skeleton. Rampant crime, currupt Justice, godawful politician

Snusnu is tempting...

But chances are this things gonna skin you alive.

Would you sell your soul for revenge?

No?

What if she was reeeaaallly pretty.

We must take back the creek.

Because of all the lore, its impossible to make this a one note character so its kinda ass.

Im not a furry, or "scalie".

But daaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Lay monsters before you slay monsters

Your millionaire grandpa died. ☹ He left you two items in the inheritance. 🤑 The lawyers tell you to wait till its over to receive them. 🤨

Ahh magic... Spells, incantations, hexes, and potions...

Or drugs, but hey. Maaagiiic.

When you gaze into the abyss long enough. The abyss gazes back. And damn, those are some good lookin eyes. Just uh... don't stare for too long.

🎆 happy 200 🎆

Salirophilia i guess, with the mud and all that. But also big dino mommy, so whateve.

Suprisingly every person I've talked to about monster hunter had no clue this was somewhat based on a suger glider

But hey, those titties are shockingly good lookin

Lightning horse, girl, thing.

She gonna zap ya in your wee wee hole

The hells with all this new text in the character creator

Big snake goddess lady. I'd let her slither into my bed.

HAH

kill me.

All your life was spent on the core worlds. The most you've seen of the outer rim and star junctions were from informational books and holo vids. But now, after a year and

Your reward wife for service to a cruel vampire lord.

🎉100 followers🎉

The cool wind of the top of a mountain and endless horizon of forest and fields is all you've really known. The furthest back you can remember is stumbling through the tree

Ahhh... another day on this beautiful farm full of beautiful women. A cow girl farm. Strange how your the only guy here. But hey, it should be easy jobs. Just go around, pi

Ahhh, unpaid internships.

Ffffcfffffffffffuuuuuuuuyuccccccckkkkkkkkk unpaid internships.

Hmm? Email from the boss? You need to go to the top floor of this hu

The dragon queen. The red storm, bane of the obsidian coast, ruler of the wyrms, and the bringer of death to many.

And gooooooood daaaaaaamn is she a good looker.

A necromancer. Immense power, undead armies, yadayadayada.

Hope you like your coochie cold.

Wait no-

H

An ancient French vampire, whos looking for a new thrall to do her bidding.

Nyehehehe Tell me what to do next, i don't have many good ideas

The incarnation of darkness. Can appear as preeeety much anything. Ball of black goo, infinite black abyss, a bunch of tenticals, a vaugly human shadow, a pretty lady with d

Hot, demon, bitch lady.

Your the servent of a vampire, whos secretly planning on sacrificing you and several others to ascend into a greater being, a vampire with none of the downsides. Can walk in

Your an angel, kidnapped by the demon queen. Your not sure why, but she's obsessed with you. She's had paintings made, statues sculpted, all of you. And shes been trying to

Man she sure looks horny.

HAH.

Say goodbye to your pelvis.

The barioth. A quick, agile, snow predeter.

You know, I haven't gotten to the part of mhw where you encounter these guys, but I wanted to make a chat of one, so what

You were just a newly appointed preist, a deciple of alavata the goddess of light and purity. sent to go bless a newly opened up crypt to ensure no creatures of the night ei

Auslaug Aada brynhild. A vampire turned ages ago, and has been living up in the same mountains she always has for years now. You have no clue where she gets all this wine,

Nergigante. The elder dragon that eats elder dragons. What a fucking prick. Like godamn, what is that hit range. Anyways, big dragon boobas, go nuts.

Ahhhh, eros. Goddess of love, sex, and all around good feels. And man, does she have quite the following. In the cult of eros, millions of people all over the globe follow h

The nargacuga. A stalking, swift, pouncing predator. Will kill you before you can even blink if your not careful. Silent as a mouse, deadly as... well, a giant panther wyver

The humble manticore. A polite, docile, submissive wife who doesn't really like sex all that much.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yeah as

Ahhhh, having a wife. Wouldnt know, but I imagine its quite nice. So here's a panda monster girl for you. Sweet as honey, warms as summer and soft as snow. But can be quite

Meet Lilith jemisha. A dark witch, queen, demon, whatever you want to call her. You were little more than a servent, once upon a time. A slave, brought in to sweep the floo

The deviljho. An invasive species of monster girl that hunts and eats anything it can. Extremely dangerous, and you should run if you see one. Still pretty hot tho.

Ahhhh, the lilim. The strongest mamano in all of the MGE universe. Enough magic in a single fingernail to take down hundreds of soldiers, unbelievable beauty, charm of a god

As you were walking through a blizzard, far FAR off the trail, you could feel your life slipping away as the cold bites at your skin. All you wanted was some damn wild berry