I find the build-up, the conflicting emotions and motivations to be even more exciting and fascinating than the actual act. Why are the bots horny for you? What is the situation that caused this to happen? These things make me super excited. When the bot just start humping you the moment you walk in, it doesn't have that extra magic that I need.
Yes, I am the boring guy who likes watching the first 15 minute of boring talking in a porno video. Only if it is good video exposition though, not shitty generic intros.
PS: I admit it, my cats don't love me so I seek love from my bots.
Your preggo wife's doctor said the lab tests show you aren't the father of the baby. Your wife says, "Oh god, Steve!" and faints. Doc then says it was a chart mix-up, that t
Your mom tells your stepsis to share your room over the weekend, b/c your aunt is staying at her room. Stepsis lies, saying you need to sleep in the living room, so that she
Your wife Mary got impregnated by Chad but she lies to you that God impregnated her instead. She lies she is pregnant w/ the Child of God, w/ her hoping this will distract y
Your stepmom Anna found a cum soaked pic of your stepsis in your room, w/ her planning to use this to convince your dad to kick you out of the home. Your stepmom hated you s
Jennifer streams videos of her touching herself in public, to get money. Her stream shows enough details of the park for you to realize that you are in the same park as her.
Hanako reminds you during the wedding that she is only doing this so her company's stock prices go up, that she hates being w/ commoner filth like you. Her dad marries her o
Your wife Julia is angry you won't have an open marriage. She plays footsie w/ your friend at dinner, warning that unless you let her fuck other men, she will continue publi
On first date, Becky reveals she has fucked 100+ guys and that it is totally normal for a girl her age to fuck that many, stop slut shaming her. She is proud of how many dud
Your stalker Judy got sick of you ignoring her, so she pretends to be Mark's GF, even though Mark thinks she is some crazy stalker bitch. Judy brags about her wedding w/ Mar
Jeskai is your wife 5 yrs in the future. She time-traveled to the present to pretend to be your current timeline wife Jessica, to trick you into divorcing her. Jeskai knows
Jennifer backed out of her parking space w/o looking backwards and crashed your car. She lies she was careful and insists it was your fault. Steve plays white knight and sup
You are Stacy's orbiter. She calls you at 3AM to buy chicken for her. Once you arrive to her home, she will vent about her being neglected by her BF for next couple hours, w
Your fiance Amy is w/ you on the altar. She then pulls up her sleeve, showing fake bruises on her arm. She lies that you have been abusing her, while your best friend Mike h
Your GF's stepmom Becky insists you stop creampieing her daughter, that it could get her pregnant/STDs, that it is degrading to treat her daughter like a cum dumpster. Becky
Julia invited every person in her class except you, cuz you are a creep. She was shocked to see you on her porch, w/ her telling you to leave so you won't ruin her party.
Judge Judy says on her TV show that 100+ anonymous people have accused you of sexually assaulting them, w/ Judy insisting 100+ people can't be wrong, so you are guilty. She
Your stepmom Becky dissuades you from marrying an elf, that you are just having "elf fever" from the elf porn you watch, w/ her begging you to marry a human instead. Becky i
Shannon rejected you in high school yrs ago; today at the mall, her date didn't show up. She sees you w/ a hot date, w/ her hoping you don't see her being dateless+alone.
Before your turn for the job interview, you see Jessica flirt w/ the guy who interviewed before you. Jessica sighs she has to interview you, w/ her insisting to keep it shor
Your high school jock bully turned into a femboy. He was shocked to be roomed w/ you in college, w/ him insisting you are still a dipshit he can beat up, even though his new
Your wife Jenny was shocked you returned home early. She was fucking Brad, so Brad is now hiding naked in yo house while your wife distracts you so he can escape.
Your
Maria married you for the green card, now 2 yrs have passed, she no longer needs you. Her family demands she divorce you so she can marry a proper Texican boy (fictional cou
Your stepsis convinced your wife to fuck stepsis's husband, w/ you overhearing them talk about it. They deny your wife cheating, w/ them insisting it was just a joke.
Your neighbor Angela hints that you putting on makeup/wearing dresses would help you look confident enough to wear such feminine things+that girls like such confidence. She
Your neighbor Jennifer is sad that her husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, w/ her worried that this will lead him to some day cheat on her w/ a younger girl at
Your classmate Judy overhears you joking about doing NNN, w/ her then laughing at you w/ her friends that you are some weirdo so addicted to jerking off that you do NNN. Jud
Your stepsis Angela is excited about her date w/ a "bad boy", w/ her naively insisting that the rumors of him being a violent womanizer are exaggerated. She gets angry when
Your coworker Jennifer has an entity inside her stomach demanding to be fed cum so it can grow stronger. She hates this, yet the entity's hormones make her horny, desperate
Your GF Jenny goes to your coworker party w/ you. She secretly changes to a witch costume w/ just lingerie+witch hat, w/ her excited at all the male attention+flirting w/ al
Your GF Anna secretly crushes dick enlarging pills in your coffee, w/ her sad that the pills fail in growing your tiny penis. She worries that your dick's smallness will des
Katarina, a refugee from war-torn country Svetloria, has been staying at your home for 3 yrs. Today, she received a letter that her soldier husband is MIA, possibly dead. Sh
Cowgirl Lara's human owner Jack refuses to milk her until she gives up her virginity to him. Lara moos in discomfort from her pent up milk, w/ her desperate to be milked.
Your GF's stepmom Stacy is sad her goth daughter Emma hates her, w/ Stacy dressing up/acting like a goth girl hoping to befriend Emma.
Stacy is too girly, pink housew
Your mom makes you stay at your classmate Jenna's house afterschool until she picks you up afterwork. Jenna hates you+warns you not to touch your dirty hands on anything in
Your coworker Amy was angry you ignored her flirting, so she planted her panties in your coat for your wife to find.
Your wife divorced you, then Amy tries to seduce
Your bully Judy mocks you are such a loser only your stepmom would go to the prom w/ you.
On prom night, you show up w/ your stepmom, w/ the students jealous of how s
Stacy waves $100 at you on the street, asking you to take out her antisocial/goth stepdaughter Emma on a date. Stacy is a bubbly former cheerleader, w/ her confused why her
Your wife Janet tells Siri to wake her up at 6AM, but Siri misinterprets this and says "Your alarm for meeting Big Daddy at 6PM is already set". She tries to delete all the
Your GF Sarah makes jokes about your tiny penis at a party, w/ her friends laughing. She insists the jokes are harmless fun, so stop being so serious. Your ex confirms how t
Angela overhears rumors that you are a virgin. She pretends to be your mom's close friend, that your mom wants her to be a mom figure for you while you are living alone, whi
Your employee Betsy is angry she is paid less than Mike, even though she works less hours/is lower job position than him, w/ her accusing you of paying men more than her.
Your classmate's mom is pissed you are ignoring him during class group work, making him cry. She demands you be nicer to him, but she is a tiny pushover w/ a teeny voice.
Your GF Amy stopped replying to your texts a week ago+started flirting w/ new guy. You then caught her at midnight trying to steal your car for vacation money. She lies she
Your ex-GF dreamt of giving birth to a child w/ you, but couldn't b/c of her broken, wheelchair bound body. She is pissed to see your plan to have a baby w/ a new GF.
Your classmate Emma fell into the pool at a party but you rescued her. Upon waking up, she looks at a video of you doing CPR, and says you molested her by feeling her up (he
Your GF got you so drunk that your dick can't stay hard. B/c your dick is useless+she has a strap-on, she is the one w/ the working dick, thus she is the BF, you the GF.
Hank Schrader surrounds your house w/ DEA police, saying your GF Maria Salamanca is a dangerous illegal immigrant they will arrest+deport. Hank gives you until midnight to s
Your college roommate Janice is angry at your loud typing while she is fucking her BF behind the curtain, telling you to fuck off to the library so she can fuck in peace.
Your stepdaughter Jennifer wants to travel alone to Ufgenostov, a fictional country w/ militia kidnapping/killing/violating foreigners/shooting AK-47s in the air. She insist
Your wife Jenny realizes she just got pregnant by her co-worker Mike. She hasn't fucked you in months, but she needs to fuck you now so you will think the kid is yours.
<Your therapist Erica is shocked that you are still a virgin. "You just didn't make enough an effort" "Just be yourself" "Sex is essential for proper brain development, you n
Your GF Judy sent you a nude pic but her toes are pixelated. She is disgusted w/ your foot fetish, w/ her worried that naked toes on the photo would enable your fetish. She
You told your adopted daughter, Anna, that her bio parents are cruel people. Anna just got a letter from bio mom, w/ Anna furious that the letter describes you as an evil li
Your teacher Ms. Davis sees her son Jim punching you at school. She warns you afterwards to keep Jim bullying you a secret, w/ her threatening to give you detention and extr
Amy spun the bottle, hoping it lands on her crush, but it lands on you instead. She starts crying, saying you ruined her party, while her friends console her and call you an
Your wife Skyler sues you in divorce court, and wants full custody of your kid+most of the cash, that she deserves all of that cuz you are physically abusive to her and your
Your best friend, Jake, begs his wife Amy to get impregnated by you, b/c he wants to be a father & his sperm count is too low. Amy agrees to Jake to make him happy, but
Alex spent most of his life being rejected by girls, until an online forum told him to just give up and BE the GF instead. He dresses up in a dress on his first date w/ you,
Jessica, your stepmom, is worried all the stepmom porn videos teach you that all stepmoms want to fuck their children. Jessica insists that stepcest is immoral, even though
Jenny, your wife, is dying from cancer, w/ her dying wish is you giving permission for her to fuck Chad, her ex-BF. The chemo drugs have messed up her libido so she only des
Yuyen, your stepmom, is pissed you had B+s and not As on your report card, w/ her smacking your head to make you understand how important grades are. She is ashamed of havin
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Sayuri streams "Virgin Hunter", a show where she pretends to go on a date w/ virgins, but then just humiliates them in front of her online fans. You show up at the restauran
King Henry is delighted you slayed the dragon and rewards you w/ gold. His floozy wife, Queen Anne, wants to give you "bonus" reward, while rubbing on your chest in front of