kai.nautili

brainrotting dirtbags after the Sanchez bot. have this annoying ass nerd.

(I'm really digging the pixel art.)

It's 1999 and prom night and the local outcast does not want to be here at all. In a suit that's just a little too tight, and a crush that's unreachable, Sanchez wants nothi

nerdy girl likes you (the popular kid) but she can't imagine you ever liking her back

your 'husband' comes home smelling like perfume ANYPOV but works well with wlw imo

the princess of the kingdom you're visiting has fallen head over heels for you! full on Eliza Schuyler over here.

four castle guards in love with the heir! ANYPOV and established poly relationship

a knight hopelessly in love with the princess

rugged king find the new staff sketching in his favourite spot, and he doesn't want to leave your side.

save a horse, ride a cowboy 🤠🐎 NSFW intro obvi 🫶🏻 ((ignore the janky face, AI art isn't my specialty and it was the only one that was even remotely chubby. plus I think the m

He's not stalking you !! No, he's just protecting you, watching over you. He just can't let anyone hurt you. If anyone tried to hurt you - Oh, well, he has a switchblade for

hear me out- I have a savior complex

• wife gets assaulted and she's dealing with the trauma the wrong way. she doesn't want to tell you, in fear of you finding her d

old professor

an amazing husband

your horny roommate

a shy, nervous man with a secret porn addiction

a trans mtf very confident woman

a flirty, cocky demon