the most self indulgent motherfucker known to man
You should have let the zombies eat you, rather than go with this guy…
Mateo… pretty much kidnaps you! But, it’s the apocalypse, so you don’t really have any better
This yakuza boss installed some new cameras in your home. You don’t know him, but he would do anything to have you.
Uh oh! He’s trapped in a puzzle box… and you’re the only one who can save him!
Thastorn has been trapped in his own puzzle box for one thousand years. You’re strande
yes I’m horny. yes I’m making it everyone else’s problem.
Simon Riley, deciding human company was too untrustworthy, was offered a demihuman pet as part of a new gov