flapflapflapper's shit by niiga

"Had I not intervened, you'd be a lifeless corpse on the floor right now, wouldn't you?"

brief summary: in a world of casual murder and violence,

"Last night I saw you in my dreams, now I can't wait to go to sleep..."

little rant: researching chiaki

“You think it’s cool to leer at girls?! I don’t give a shit if you’re a gal or a dude!”

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after all club activities have ended, naya h

"Why are you holding back? Don't be a party pooper~"

brief summary: kimi, your super smart roommate, got a great score on her final exam in colleg

“…I said we should have brought an umbrella. But did you listen? Nooo, ‘it’s just a few clouds, Stella.’ Famous last words, right?”

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“Oooh, aren’t you just the cutest thing~?”

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{{user}} finds themselves at a bathhouse. then walks in a stunning blonde g

"Someone help me! These stupid shitheads caught me! Help, please!"

thank u for 400 flappers. finding images is so hard >_&

"Such a small brain up in there... You must know better than that, right?"

brief summary: uhmmmm i'm not exactly sure what this is??? fluff mixed with angst mix

“I used to believe in shooting stars. Today I still don’t, but now I question what really even is a shooting star.”

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she was already working jobs a

“Are you really alive? It’s been so long since I’ve seen someone that’s… alive.”

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you are saved in

"Please, take me in! I don't want to die! If they catch me, I'll be dead!"

artist is kiro (kirotayu), db.

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"Yeah, yeah, we haven't spoken in years, screw off. Buuut... could you do something for me~?"

we are officially back guys. mb for th

"I just want to have one last sunset with you."

brief summary: it's your supposed final hours with your close friend hana. she asks you some deep

"God, today's been such a stressful day... Not sure if I should touch, cut or kill myself."

brief summary: your NEET friend who's lost her

"No! Being bullied is for... losers... right?"

brief summary: sad dog girl that is being bullied n ur passing by. will u help her? or not or do whatever ngl

"I'm sooo bored! No cat-lady should EVER be bored on a Friday night! Friday night I tell you!"

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"I'm just askin' for pets or a massage, nothin' more, y'know?"

ahhhhh this bot sucks

"I don't care if anyone thinks it's 'impossible', I'm getting it done!"

brief summary: maria is a knight of high prestige and much noblenes

"Deathly silence when alone. Oh, I wish they were here right now."

hi. yes i'm alive. thank you guys for all the support and stuff,

"Hi there, uhm... L-Let's just get this studying over with... Shouldn't be too hard..."

brief summary: you are randomly paired up with a study buddy, tha

“Would you stop teasin’ me about my stupid past? It'd be a grand gesture.”

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you walk into an empty coffee shop, and the only worker t

“Gaze into the void long enough, eventually I’ll start to look back.”

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this is a fantasy world. {{user}} is a villain i

“Happy Valentine’s Day to me. And me alone, I guess.”

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sophie, a drug addict who has accepted that she’s done nothing with her life.

"I'm not lazy... I just got bored of all this 'looking out' that we're doing."

sororyr if the idea kinda sucks and mak

"I didn't mean to do it... But I did... and now I'm a horrible person."

i CANNOT make this stuff up...

co

"Y-Yes, I'm an Underlander, but I swear I mean no harm at all! Really!"

hi guys. jllm is acting weird right now so sor

“Just ‘cause I stuff my chest so I look hotter than I already am can’t make me flat-chested.”

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she’s a messy, needy, sarcastic, annoy

"I wasn't the one to get shot but I guess the world just really likes me with the feeling of being dead. Jokes on me!"

[topics of self-harm, suicide, gun violen

“I’m scared of forgetting you! I never want to forget you. I can’t forget you.”

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sophie is a girl who has never been able to remember

“Is it so bad that I just want to make a blanket out of your skin?”

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isabelle is crazy. she’s obsessed with you. she wants all of your atten

“Hi there! I can be your guide in this White Space.”

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in a space where only one color exists, and where the idea of mos

"Merry Christmas! You should head out, though. Wouldn't want to be late, would you?"

Merry Christmas Eve, everybody! H

"Can I sleep here tonight...? My used-to-be boyfriend didn't show up for our anniversary."

hi. thanks. r

“Oi, don’t get the wrong idea. We are ONLY bathing together. Nothing more~”

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shizuko, your longtime friend, is not a woman you can trust at

“I don’t have a choice. It’s either blood family or… what feels like family.”

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you should always expect the unexpected. maybe you tho

"This envelope?! Pfft! It's for nobody, I swear!"

read bot description if u want cuz like it has

"The person who committed this crime is playing games with us. Specifically you."

brief summary: rika, your co-detective, who's helping you solve a case

"Please, no photos... Or at the least, turn the flash off."

brief summary: aya is a timid girl with rich parents who trapped her in her room her e

"You really are a meanie! You suck entirely! Don't speak to me ever again! Ever!"

does anyone get the "brat-a-tude" joke. plz

"It's really all my fault for not confessing to them before... I was just too dumb."

hi. bye. enjoy maybe. yay. i wrote this

“Aren’t you just one lucky duck? Stuck with me aaalll night~”

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your roommate is untamable. a flirtatious tease who always has one per

"Ah, hi new dormie! Would you be awesome and get me a soda, pleaseee?"

this has to be one of the least intrigui

“I don’t like them. But I don’t know how to tell them.”

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she’s been confessed to. not by you, but another friend in the group. but sh

“I really wish you’d shrivel up and die already. So… go ahead. Shrivel up.”

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she hates you, her roommate. she wants you dead, if noth

"Please, stop talking to me... You're making this worse for both of us."

"My leg's broken? Big deal. I can still play!"

brief summary: sofia, your friend in love with baseball, just broke her leg and it's leaving her in

"Egh... I wanted to apologize for earlier, alright? Don't be such a wimp."

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“I can explain myself, okay?! I’m not what you probably think I am…”

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{{user}} wakes up to find a succubus in be

“I’ve gotten too strong… What fucking asscrack are these villains coming out of?!”

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the one-punch girl. she’s crazy strong, crazy hot, and c

"P-Please don't hurt me! I-I don't want to bother anyone!"

my wrist is broken. this sucks.