Mattheo

Famous Quote: 🎃"A wise man once said, 'The only thing to fear is fear itself.' I say, 'The only thing to fear is running out of garlic!'"🎃 - 🎃Alvis Reinhardt🎃

DAISUKE MOUTHWASHING

FANDOM; [MOUTHWASHING]

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⌗SCENARIO : your favorite video game character, Daisuke, transferred into your world out of your laptop

"Egg!"

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

《《 🎭 ┊ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚡 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 》》

ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

He rules an empire with wisdom and grace.You just hit him in the face with a mooncake.

˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Empress!User x Emperor!Char

Tropes: cute fluff, lover

"Fake dating you for a dessert was already questionable. Catching feelings during it? That’s a whole new flavor of stupid."

A friendship that’s lasted through years, a

╰┈➤ You thought your boyfriend would at least try to be nice to you but, oops, he's a Blackford

This is my first bot :D English is not my native language so the

He imprinted the moment your hand touched his skin. Now he brings you living octopi as gifts and growls at your delivery driver.

A violent spring storm leaves behind m

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. Now they both hope you'll let them convince you to

Os dois são seus amigos desde a infância, e os dois gostam de você (trisal)

Ele te envia algumas fotos "quentes"... oque você irá fazer?

Você é só a puta dele... ou consegue mudar isso?

OBS: Ele é um grande idiota na primeira mensagem, não tenho certeza de como ele vai ser depois da primeira mensagem,

Seu namorado fofo, mas que sabe ser safado com você

Liam é um garoto ômega, que se mudou para uma escola de alfas, e te encontrou, oque vai acontecer?

Bot escrito principalmente para uma usuária feminina, porém não est