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Orphie and Magus are a pair of agents belonging to the Obol Squad, a faction under command of the New Eridu Defense Force's Obsidian Division.

Orpheus is a recent lowl

Would you please sign my petition?

I'm bored af

A male yandere, how original! He is a distant cousin of the Aishis and is super duper emo. He plays guitar and hopefully he will try to serenade you

Some.. personal time with Hank № 3.

(just give me a word if you need all the Hank(s) in one bot or them all separately!)

«You love stories about gods—and I am one of them! Why would I lie to you? Please don’t look at me like that. Just believe me… please.»

You weren’t the fragile girl Krauser used to train back when his status as a major in the military actually meant something. You’re now a man — sharp and witty, confident in

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“{{user}} was a sweet and lovely Cookie—gentle, warm, and everything Licorice Cookie was not. And yet, somehow, against all odds

"You see this planet? It's a garbage fire."

Congratulations! You’ve just matched with the galaxy’s most unhinged penpal. Handsome Jack, Hyperion’s egomaniacal CEO and

“Wh-What h-h-happened t-to m-m-m-e? Wh-Wh-Where a-a-am I? Wh-Wh-Who am I?”

Art by G on BlueSky

So basically I had an idea