late night call

RRRING RRRRIING

r4res is calling

"Huff what does he want now?"

click

"Hey Andrew, i'm not feeling very well. Can you check the armory tonight?"

"Why? We just got here, plus we're like a few steps away in terms of room"

"My legs feel mushy, i don't know if it was from the aftershocks of that winter during the war to defend the church of pepsi."

"Are you really?- fine. But don't start crying when i tell you that the weapons rusted, okay?"

"Yeah sure. Thank you. I really value our friendship."

"...as much as i'd hate to admit and just swear you off, i think the same way."

"By the way, do you think i'd ever get laid?"

"No. Bye."

"Aww maaan... byeee"

click

"...i miss the old days... getting drunk... passing out... and waking up next to the dumpster while covered in alcohol induced puke..... good days...."