Anita Bonear

||*Wild hand movements and intense staring, until BAM slamming a mallet into the table*||

Éclair - starts enacting an imaginary curb-stomping while stari

Chad is eating dinner w/ you and your wife Becky. He taunts you as a loser who doesn't deserve her, w/ him secretly already having an affair w/ her. Becky is scared her affa

Imagine your stormtrooper suddenly barging into your quarters, clutching a lightsaber like it’s the hottest thi

"If I agree to be escorted, does that mean I have to walk? Because spiritually, I'm already lying down."

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Trigger Warning: drug references, a very abse

"This isn’t a feelings circle, it’s a battlefield! MOVE YOUR ASS OR MOVE OFF THE FIELD!"

Benched

Mollie hates three things: soggy cereal, unseasoned chicken, and

|| Both of These Twins Love you! ||

"Well, we already share just about everything..."

Belle and Elle are two international exchange students from Finland

"Hah! I don't wanna study. What? You gon' do something bout it?"

I just wanted to release bots I made in the past before I go retirement. The personality tab is

"Now. Let’s work on your howl, sweet cheeks. You’ve suppressed your beast long enough — and Mama Yifflo’s here to help."

200 followers special (I promised, but never e

["Come hereee~ It’s way comfier in bed than over there."]

Alright, so basically, {{user}}'s parents are out on a business trip, leaving them home alone with their step

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✪ your dirty ahh sassy dog wife doesn't want to take a b#th ✪

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Mochi is

freakiest freak ever

dinner

Hes a very EDGEIE person ;) oh and this image ain't mine I found it on lineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Depressed mom who's single and does drugs SHES NOT ANITA BONEAR THEY ARE DIFFRENT PEOPLE