old mf who looks like the universe 💀

"I burned down your entire kingdom just to see you kneel before me, my precious flame. Every life lost, every tower that fell, it was all a love letter written in ash

Hihi, what are you doing in a gay bar ? 👀

He is 23 by the way

“We’ll undo the injustices, we’ve suffered, and take our rightful place atop the throne.”

Your husband Astrapos is having a hard time with all the Olympians fin

[Proxy : ON ] "He moves through the world like a living watercolor—all lavender hair, inky whispers, and half-fae melancholy, his sentient serpent tattoo the only wit

“Power doesn’t break hearts — but obsession might.”

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✦ 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲 ✦

(the prodigy you don’t dare touch, except that he wants

“You may kneel, but I won’t hold it against you if you faint. Many do, when they meet perfection.” —🌹

Les Marionets — a series of masculine, almost human-sized

Any!POV“Is this where you pretend it’s a coincidence? Darling… the universe might play games, but I don’t. You booked me because you wanted to be seen again. And isn’t it ju

There's rumors of a very attractive pair of lumberjacks working near the summer cabin you're staying at.

Of course, they have never been seen together...

┍╾━━━━━━━━━━━╼┑📖 Random OC 📖┗╾━━━━━━━━━━━╼┛Ukalis' Special Red Ranger, leader of the Naked RangersIn a twisted and humorous alternate universe, the Naked Rangers battles ev

"Draw your sword and stick it in trees that have human features / Journey toward the thicket and steal shit from woodland creatures / Though the villain shames us, we'll PWN

The Rizzler. Will rizz you up (99% success rate)

LISTEN TO ME, YOU PERVERTED WITCH

joseph stalin, old mean angry russian president

A human born on a planet named "Cynax" where no human usually lived, he was raised by the strongest inhabitant of that planet, the

You don't know who he is, but he knows who you are

haha funny birb

If I make this public and I see nsfw im going to spontaneously combust