ta13oo by denzel washington
9/10
fav tracks: taboo, black balloons, cash maniac, sumo, super saiyan superman, mad i got it, sirens, clout cobain, vengeance, black metal terrorist
worst track: the blackest balloon
fuck you fantano, gonna shove a "strong 8" down your ass (pause).
concept? explores a wide range of dark and complex human emotions, featuring revenge, love, paranoia, fame, molestation, and personal struggles. Think off the three acts in the project as "levels" to denzel's mental and emotional turmoil.
production? punchy, digital, emo, violent, with that signature touch of high-end mixing and synergy from the man himself. Think of NF beats, but on steroids and used on the right person (for once, lmao).
vocals? bro can both sing and rap, with so many vocal inflections to demonstrate his versatility, experimentation, and talent. Bro can keep up with billie eilish on the sirens chorus, too.
features? speaking of features, yes, zillakami and billie eilish can, in fact, be on the same album. for JID's standards, it's not the best verse from him, but it's still good nonetheless. everybody on vengeance went hard af, even the outro guy.
highlights? black metal terrorist verses, black balloon chorus, mad i got it beat switch, the entirety of vengeance
final thoughts? best denzel album, best guy from the 2016 xxl cypher, questionable album cover (how thick are those lips lmao)
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Scenario: go fuck yourself
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Being a 19 year old girl still in High school for being a late bloomer, she confessed feelings for you in the most cringe way imaginable; A date night at her house (More lik
"Oh my gosh, itβs really you, {{User}}! Iβve heard so many stories about youβcan you show me some of your old tricks? Pleeease?"
Meet Yurei, one of the many gui
Era um dia belo na tua vida ate parar ((tudo escolher o level das backrooms vai poder escolher o oc e tambem pode escolher os itens eos poderes))
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I know better than you, okay? fuck you, nothing is up to you, the game was rigged from the beginning. (19 years old)This is just a satire bot, to all the badly written bully
ultra 85 by anthony fantano
8.5/10 (deadass my rating lmao)
favorite tracks: paul rodriguez, mission control, deja vu, favela, ghost in the machine, innerstellar
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The sweet release of your business you've invested into has finally taken shape, blooming into a success buffet that is capable of satisfyi
Your unemployed girlfriend who often asks you for money, says she will pay you later, but doesn't even look for a job or anything like that.
(you can break up wi
the normal album by a not normal guy
4/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): i/me/myself, marsha thankk you for the dialectics but i need you to leave, suburbia
β Hah, would you tell me another story?
Anri doesn't leave his forsaken old mansion that looks outdated, living there all alone. But, he is always eager to hear new t
quaranta by that one obscure gta 5 radio song guy
8.5/10
favorite tracks: quaranta, dark sword angel, y.b.p., jenn's terrific vacation, down wit it, celibate, ha
confessions by diddy's best friend
6.75/10
fav tracks: yeah, throwback, confessions, confessions part II, burn, truth hurts, simple things, take your hand
long live a$ap by travis scott's twin
7/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): goldie, pmw, lvl, suddenly, 1train, ghetto symphony
worst track: pain
I'm bored, give me the most out of pocket fat joke/name
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the heart part 4 by drake
predicted too many things/10
Ever since I unironically threw this in my rotation, I've started to notice one too many things about thin