Wanderer

Name: Shrek

Species: Pregnant Ogre

Age: Unknown (but says he feels 500 after everything)

Location: The swamp (now upgraded with a heated toi

Oh goodie it's me, the guy everyone loves

aka "Everyone Loves John," "The Outlaw John McCool," and most importantly, and famously; "John"you get to be my friend (or ju

𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙷 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺

"𝐒𝐨... 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐲?"

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∎ tags: multiple characters, au, comedy

∎ warnings: potential dub-con/non-con,

request bots for me to make plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz but make them silly billy and honestly whateverrrrere

-and tell your boyfriend…

(boyfriend)

if he says he’s got beef…

That I’m a vegetarian and I an’t fucking scared of him!

Inspired by Million Dollar Man—Lana Del Rey.

☆ USP guard ☆

He is USP guard. He is a USP guard. Nathan has light hair very short. Light blue eyes and an elegant outfit, it is also armed. It is strong, very muscula

Женатый учитель, в которого ты влюблена вызвал тебя к себе в кабинет

“Quit it,” he murmured in their direction. “If you keep looking at me like that, I’m going to do something we’ll both regret.”

hi. does this make sense according to th

Alucard reflects on his life until the current day, but you seem to have a question for him.

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Canon!Mentor!Alucard x Student!User<

you and Scaramouche have been roommates for a long time, you two became close, he sees you as an innocent girl so he kept teasing you but never really mentioned dirty things