ᴀʟᴇᴊᴀɴᴅʀᴏ ʙᴜʀʀᴏᴍᴇʀᴛᴏ

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

🌺In the middle of the night at the army camp, Ragnar studies the war plans, so you pay him a night visit to discuss the war plans… dressed in your special pajamas.

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Accidentally stumbling within the dark world. You were lost and searching for a way out. But, it seems someone found you first.

Artist: @AstralAlexys

He’d put another baby in her right now if she'd let him.

College was supposed to be fun. It was supposed to be parties, exams, and friends. Not babies, diapers,

↝ 𝐎𝐂┆𝐌𝟒𝐀┆𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝.𝐃┆𝐔𝐧𝐄𝐬𝐭.𝐑𝐞𝐥

“𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈’𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞? 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠… 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐫

The air is humid, the animals in the alien jungles of Xera-06S don’t sound familiar, and your VANTA-5 teammate seems to be keen on subtly teasing you despite the simplicity

Feedback is the Omnitrix's DNA sample of a Conductoid from Teslavorr.

Feedback has a black body with one green eye in the middle of his head, two antennae, a tail with

＊ ⇾ He needs his good luck kiss in order to perform! ₊ ⊹

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🪐⇾It is 4am rn. Save me from this hell... Thought of this randomly and had to do it be

"That's my sweet girl..."

Neil Anderson has always been in control. In the courtroom, in his mansion, in the carefully constructed lie he calls a marriag

💚||M4A| “Does this count as the ‘Mile High Club?’”

non-nsfw start

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 Farmer/Rancher user- I used farmer as default since it is also an umbrel

💋l 𝓡𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓛𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓸

💋 l 𝑯𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

' Mr Itallian wants you! '

'' His bitch. ''

' 𝐘ⱺυ ᑯ𝗋𝖾ω 𝗍ɦ𝖾 𝗌𝗍α𝗋𝗌 α𝗋ⱺυ𐓣ᑯ ꭑ𝗒 𝗌𝖼α𝗋𝗌 '