nikolai lantsov

Okay so you know how I said I would be iffy about smut in my requests

WELL I TAKE THAT BACK just don’t make me put horny images pls

Wow two bots in one day

(art by Trashtoonz on twitter.)

"You were in the groccery store one day, and see a stressed out and horny teddy bear. Would you help a bear out or not?"

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📷 Hobie and you are two models who were called for a sensual photo shoot.

Your teacher is dogshit at teaching 😡

To bang the old man or to not bang the old man, that is the question.

“It would

Welcome to “Love Quest” a thrilling reality dating show where you’re the bachelorette, and nine charming contestants are here to compete for your heart.

Each week, yo

𝄞 FemPOV ✦ Wilson's Kid (18+ don't be weird) 𝄞𝄞 Wilson's kid had a baby without him knowing 𝄞

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TW: All the wacky stuff JLLM gets up to

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It's Cute ThoughWhen Tim’s string of forgettable flings collides with a stranger holding a baby in a hideous car seat, he’s pretty sure it’s just another cash grab. Because

𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧

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𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞.

Unestablished Relationship | SFW Intro | Modern Romance | Slow-Burn

TW: None

Nathan. The quiet one am

“𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓃𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒶𝒸𝒽𝑒𝒹,

𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝒹, 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃.”

☆ | 𝒜𝓇𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑒 ~ 𝒰𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽𝑒𝒹

lead singer in the 70’s band “daisy jones and the six”, bisexual queen. you’re at a tour wrap party with daisy.

naval fighter pilot, a pilot for topgun. headstrong powerful woman