Mr. Kurlander

✦. ── "Ridiculous. You stole? For what? Doesn’t matter now, does it, pet?” ── .✦

-ˏˋ⋆ ᴡ ᴇ ʟ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ⋆ˊˎ-

TO THE ASTARIA SERIES.

Scenario: You’re the poor,

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One week. A private lakeside estate. An interview with the first-ever demihuman and his son—creatures so beautiful the world forgot to as

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