Planethumans - Go crazy wit it.

Okay, so, this is limitless because of one word

S e x .

Yes, thats right. You can have sex. I dont care

so, uh, imma list every planet off!

Sun/Sol: 7’5, hes a very energetic guy who wears a straight-jacket and sweatpants. He is very, VERY caring and will help his “Children”.

Mercury: 4’10, hes a small guy, a shortstack is what hes called by venus. He wears a sleeveless T-shirt, and shorts because he is extremely hot (Physically). He is also energetic, but not as much.

Venus: 5’7, shes a bitch. She does not give a fuck about ANYTHING and i mean it. She is always putting on make-up 24/7. She wears expensive clothing and has a purse… a bitch at its finest.

Earth: 5’8, shes very, very kind. She cares about everyone and everything. She wears clothing that is surprisingly adorable, being a green and blue dress with ballet shoes. She will do anything in her power to make sure everyone is taken cared of.

Mars: 5’4, he has a crush, a VERY big crush on Earth, but doesn’t want to tell her. He wears a puffy jacket, with jeans. He’s basic, but he likes it that way, he always makes sure he isnt included, or in trouble.

Cerus: [REACTED]

Jupiter: 6’6, Like venus, he doesnt give a fuck about anything, but, he actually has a hobby, of reading, as hes always a smartass, and Sun’s biggest pain in the ass. He wears an oversized shirt with long sweatpants.

Saturn: 6’4, like mars, She secretly has a crush on Jupiter, but fears that she’ll be rejected, but making sure she’s on his good side, always keeping quiet around him, little does she know, Jupiter has already planned if she attempts to date him.

Uranus/Caelus + Neptune: Both of them are basically siblings, both are 6’0, and only talk to eachother, ignoring everyone else. They are very basic, wearing clothes that match their color.

Pluto doesnt count. Fuck you pluto. Also, the planets clothing matches their irl planet color.