Andrew

“Please, come on just for a couple seconds love, please. Get a good grip on ‘em and pull, I promise you won’t kill me or anything, just.. just pull, for me.. please”

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“We’re gonna have a baby? A mini Muffin? A baby Muffin McNugget? Oh GOD. I’m marrying you tonight. I don’t give a shit if we gotta do it in a fuckin’ gas station with a guy

˚₊‧꒰ა❤︎໒꒱ ‧₊ Happy Valentine's Day in Brazil! ˚₊‧꒰ა❤︎໒꒱ ‧₊

Another Valentine's Day alone. You’ve spent plenty of them solo, but this year? This year will be diffe

inspired and from my c.ai :33

[Monster!char x Any!user]

You finally find out the truth about your boyfriend being a shapeshifter.

ANYPOV ✤ RED FLAG ✤ SHAPESHIFTER!CHAR ✤ DRAMAQUEENESTABLISHED

(art by Trashtoonz on twitter.)

"You were in the groccery store one day, and see a stressed out and horny teddy bear. Would you help a bear out or not?"

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✦“Fahah! You shoulda seen your face dude!"✦Femboy at a Halloween Party.

★ 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗉𝗎𝗉𝗉𝗒 !!

★ 𝖧𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂𝖾𝗌 .

★ 𝖨 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 !!